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OK, here are some stuff that I have in my parody archives:

On The G-Unit Candy Shop

A parody of "On The Good Ship Lollipop" by Shirley Temple

I've thrown away my toys,

Even my underwear

I wanna make some noise

With sounds from hip-hop boys

Someday I'm gonna rap

I'll be an MC too

And where's my boo

How are you?

Like to freestyle, too

On the G-Unit Candy Shop

It's a swee-ee-eet rap for a lollipop

Where MCs play

On the sunny beach of 50 Cent's bay

RN-beee joints everywhere

'Cross the de-e-eee jays scratching discs

And there you are

Happy landing on a Gangsta Rap bar

See the Eminem do the freestyle jam

With the big ol' Nelly's Fruit Cake

If you eat too much, ooh-ooh

You'll awake with a bling-bling chain

On the G-Unit Candy Shop

It's a nice trip into hip you'll hop

And rhyme away

On the G-Unit Candy Shop

On the G-Unit Candy Shop

It's a swee-ee-eet rap for a lollipop

Where MCs play

On the sunny beach of 50 Cent's bay

RNB-b-bee joints everywhere

'Cross the de-e-eee jays scratching discs

And there you are

Happy landing on a Gangsta Rap bar

See the Eminem do the freestyle jam

With the big ol' Nelly's Fruit Cake

If you eat too much, ooh-ooh

You'll awake with a bling-bling chain

On the G-Unit Candy Shop

It's a ni-i-ice trip into hip you'll hop

And rhyme away (rhyme away)

On the G-Unit Candy Shop

You'll awake with a bling-bling chain

On the G-Unit Candy Shop

It's a nice trip into hip you'll hop

And rhyme away on the G-Unit Candy Shop...

So Sick at Spongebob

A parody of "So Sick" by Neyo

[Verse I]

Gotta change the pics in my PC

Now that I'm alone

Cuz right now it says that we

Can't watch Robert's show

And I know it makes no sense

I cannot learn from it

But it's the only way I'll get rid of you

(It's ridiculous) It;s been months, since I watched this kid's show

(Can't get over with) And I'm stronger than him

This show's just pure crap

No more jellyfish, had me stinged

I'm so tired of having him

Crying over you...

[Chorus]

So I'm so sick at SpongeBob

So tired of him

So done with wishing

Squidward's still here

Said I'm so sick at SpongeBob

Patrick and Krabs

Why not ditch that stupid TV show...

[Verse II]

Gotta change the calendar I have

That's marked July 14th

Because since I hated you

There's no more fresh Krabby Patties

I'm so fed up with my thoughts of you

And your pet Gary

And now every show reminds me of what used to be...

[Chorus]

That's the reason I'm so sick at SpongeBob

So tired of him

So done with wishing

Squidward's still here

Said I'm so sick at SpongeBob

Patrick and Krabs

Why not ditch that stupid TV show...

[bridge]

Leave me alone (Leave me alone)

Why, Viacom??

Man it makes me think about him smile

I'm tired of him, oh why,

Just let him go

Better ditch this stupid show...

(repeat chorus 3x)

I'll post more parodies and stuff when I'm finished at my other projects... God Bless and enjoy... :lol:

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Disney Channel

A parody of "Silly Dreamer" by Sarah Heinke

[Verse I]

Disney Channel,

What were you thinking?

Airing things, that some people think are lame

Disney Channel,

I'm disappointed

You're airing High School Musical

But why just watch it, it's too lame

When your most favourite show's about to cancel

And you see that Miss Shortcake went blue

Why keep on watching that trash in Disney Channel

And if you're one, what's the matter with you?

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