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    Burglar leaves his Facebook page on victim’s computer.

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    Posted · Edited by Sтεαм.

    The popular online social networking site Facebook helped lead to an alleged burglar's arrest after he stopped check his account on the victim's computer, but forgot to log out before leaving the home with two diamond rings.

    Jonathan G. Parker, 19, of Fort Loudoun, Pa., was arraigned Tuesday one count of felony daytime burglary.

    According to court records, Deputy P.D. Ware of the Berkeley County Sheriff's Department responded on Aug. 28 to the victim's home after she reported the burglary.

    She told police that someone had broken into her home through a bedroom window.

    There were open cabinets in her garage, and other signs of a burglar.

    The victim later noticed that the intruder also used her computer to check his Facebook status, and his account was still open when she checked the computer.

    The victim later noticed that she was missing two diamond rings from her dresser in the same room as her computer.

    The two rings were worth more than $3,500, reports indicate.

    During the investigation, a friend of the victim told her that he knew where Parker was staying, in the same area as the victim's house.

    Police then went to the home and spoke with a friend of Parker's.

    The man said Parker had stopped by his home occasionally, but he said the man didn't live there.

    He also said that the night before the burglary, Parker asked him if he wanted to help break into the victim's home but he refused.

    As of Tuesday evening, Parker remained in custody at the Eastern Regional Jail on $10,000 bail.

    If convicted he faces one to 10 years in prison.

    What an idiot.

    iPhone rescue girl's head got stuck in the toilet.

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    An 18-year-old Sunderland lass who got her head stuck down a music festival toilet while attempting to retrieve her cash and iPhone from the malodorous pit has become a Facebook celeb, the Sun reports.

    Charlotte Taylor, dubbed "Poo Girl" following the "grim ordeal" at last weekend's Leeds Festival, dropped her handbag into the merdurinous dunny. She explained: "My bag had my phone, train ticket and all my money in it, so if I left it I wouldn't have been able to get home and I would have been stranded.

    "I put one hand down but I couldn't reach so I put the other one down too to try and grab it. But I was straining so far down that I got wedged. My shoulders were stuck on both sides and I couldn't move at all.

    "I was struggling and trying to get out and it just made it worse. I knew I couldn't get out myself and was so embarrassed."

    She added: "I kept saying to myself, 'Oh my God I can't believe this is happening. It can't be real.'"

    After twenty minutes' captivity, firemen yanked Taylor bodily from the crapper. She then faced the humiliation being hosed down in front of hundreds of fellow festival-goers.

    Taylor admitted that her chums found the whole thing a real hoot, and her mum Chris rather uncharitably told the Sun: "When Charlotte told me I just laughed. I felt bad for her but you have to laugh at these things."

    Taylor is now honoured by Facebook appreciation groups, and gamely agreed to pose for today's Sun, as you can see here. ®

    THIS IS LOLSOME.

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