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About Akuma

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    Brett Favre society of grey-beardness
  • Birthday 06/06/1966

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    Vice City
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    Spying on lions (and tigers). In Kenya.
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    Promoting eternally grey stubble.
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    Tobias Funke, M.D Analrapist Professionally, I'm an analrapist.
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    Happy Birthday Connor!

    (why is everyone getting so young now)
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    STOP CHANGING YOUR NAMES YOU arhgahah and no i don't play guildwars, i grew up, yo
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  5. V

    What a moving statement. :P

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    Call of duty 4

    SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM BOOM GRENADE LAUNCHER LOLOL OH SHIT VOTEBANNED FOR NOOB TUBE Yeah that's pretty much CoD4 multi summed up in one nice sentence. It's fun as though. Sort of like CoD2.
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    Guitars - Bass!

    Do want, that's amazing. My story is the same deal as Slayer's. And bass is awesome. If you listen to lots of rock, and strip the bass, it becomes absolutely horrible.
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    Assassin's creed

    It isn't that good, IMO. The combat system sucks major ass, the AI is major ass, the gameplay itself is major ass and the story is pretty ass, though it was a pretty interesting premise. One interesting scenario: I was walking down the street LIKE ANY OTHER GUY DRESSED IN WHITE WITH WEAPONS AROUND HIS BODY, right, and a guard comes up, and it's all like DO YOU WANT TO COUNTER and I'm like YEAH DUDE and he chucks a knife thing and it hits a random civilian for some unknown reason AND I GET SWARMED AND DIE. EVEN WHEN THE COMBAT SYSTEM DOESN'T ALLOW SWARMING. Or something like that. Doing this at a games expo doesn't help either.
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    The Random Post Topic

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    Spiders, Spaz the Great, Heavy Weapons Guy, Barack Obama, Dave Mustaine, Spaz the Great, Gangsters
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    What do you love?

    Your mother, for one.
  12. I wouldn't mind meeting myself, heard I'm quite the cool character.
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    Guitar Hero III

    Tom Morello, that is all. Also, I rocked out Through the Fire and Flames on expert, 4% ;D
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    Spider man 3

    Eddie Brock (Venom) shares a cell with Cletus Kasady (Carnage) in the comics, and the symbiote spreads from Venom to Carnage, creating a totally insane super-villain.