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Akuma

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  1. I *might* drop this into creativity, because technically it isn't a 'trade'.

    Oh well.

    Constructive critisism:

    The font is bad. Go to a site like www.dafont.com, and get a cool looking font.

    The border at the right hand side looks veerd.

    The render could blended more, but it's fine, and it might be made to look like that.

    Made by: Steven at the corner is veerd.

    But it's nice...

  2. Like in GTAVC: if you kill more than two people, the wanted stars will illuminate by 2 stars.

    What?

    In Vice City, I can kill like 20 people and get one star -_-

    ANyway, If you shoot someone in the STREET in FULL VIEW of Police with a gun, you're gonna get caught.

    The silenced pistol isn't invisible.

  3. During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to her students: "If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?"

    Mike replies: Wait a minute. I'm going for a piss.

    The teacher says: "That would be very rude and improper on your part."

    Johnny replied: "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet. I'll be back in a minute."

    The teacher says: "That's much better but to mention the word 'toilet' during a meal, is unpleasant."

    And Charlie says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope, to be able to introduce to you after dinner."

    The teacher passed out.

    Another

    A blind guy goes into a store with his guide dog. The owner of the store says "you can't bring that dog in here". The blind man replies "this is my guide dog becuase i'm blind". The store owner replied "i'm so sorry, please, take your time".

    Next, the blind guys yanks his dog by the lead up over his head and starts swinging the dog around. The store owner runs over and yells

    "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" The blind man replies, "just looking around."

    Taken from gtastunting forums xD

  4. You don't have the required amount of posts to advertise.

    Wrong forum.

    That is a forum that is hosted for free.

    Locked, and link removed.

    To say it clearly:

    There will strictly be NO ADVERTISING of forums hosted for free.

    None at all.

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