Chris

Seriously, God Of War, since you can actually have sex in it. Apparently.

Um why is this on the news it doesn't pertain to GTA in anyway. Moving to general gaming.

As you can imagine with this farce over the Hot Coffee modification and it's now AO rating (meaning you have to be 1 whole year older to buy it!!!!). A lot of websites have been satirising the whole situation and completely ripping the piss out of Rockstar and take Two. We've come across a couple more articles today. We already posted about the video that the Neistat Brothers made at VideogamesAreEvil. We also posted about the great comic at Penny-Arcade. But now, even Gamespy have jumped on the bandwagon with their article - PlanetFargo: Morality, Mortality, and Mayhem....This week, Fargo presents an alternate opinion on the San Andreas fallout. And even the legendary Maddox has taken to the ludicrous actions of the ESRB and has written I just wanted a video game, not eternal damnation in hell. In the same articulate, eloquent style from Maddox we know and love. He's written my exact feelings on this. It's a very enjoyable read. Post anymore articles you've come across...

I was always, wasn't I? Oooh.... Answer that one Chris. Looks like you said the wrong thing. I love when people can easily twist someone's words. It's awesomeness. Unless those words are mine. No you weren't, Cam. I'm shocked... Hehe... <3 Oh my god look at all these quotes, perhaps we should add this to the guide, don't quote quoted quoted quoted quoted quotes in your reply But yeah good guide anyway

Well, I would prefer the whole of GB to be honest, so in my opinion you should work with the team on GTAGB.

Ya I know.. I tried following the describtion in the file, and put it in the correct spots.. The only difference I think is that I loaded the IPL too early or something. Yeah I did the same thing when I installed it the other day. I originally just added all three lines in the same place, then I noticed they were in groups.

I'm writing an update for our download FAQ later, it will probably help you out a bit. Meanwhile feel free to browse our downloads database for more.

Yeah in England it's pretty easy to go into any shop and buy a game you aren't supposed to be allowed. I've done it before. Hell, I bought Carmageddon 2, one of the goriest and controversial games of its time when I was about 11, 7 years underage. That was at EB by the way.

Don't think we have many German's here to translate, and Google's translator is crap. Just going by my experience in modding I'll write what I think all that means... New Wheels Forr Gta San Andreas ... I've made some new wheels....] Hope it works Installation: 1. Unpack 2. copy the wheels.txd (make a backup copy I presume he means) 3. and go to this folder Program Files/Rockstar Games/Gta San Andreas/models/generic 4. Then put the new wheels.txd here Have fun with the wheels!! mfg TighT For questions Mail me : [email protected] I'm not responsible for any damage caused to the game So yeah thats it, and by the way this will only replace the default wheels on the cars, it wont replace the ones you can buy in the mod shops.

I was always, wasn't I? Oooh.... Answer that one Chris. Looks like you said the wrong thing. I love when people can easily twist someone's words. It's awesomeness. Unless those words are mine. No you weren't, Cam.

It will. It means there won't be any sex minigames in it. What will actually be really funny is if they censor sex minigames again for Patrick to find and we'll be able to have this farce again

Pinnage for a good guide. You are now on Chris' imaginary list of elite people.

Make sure you've got all the files in the right places, and for gta.dat, I'll show you what I did for mine: Find: IMG MODELS\CUTSCENE.IMG Add Below: IMG DATA\MAPS\ocram\ocram.IMG Find: IDE DATA\TXDCUT.IDE Add Below: IDE DATA\MAPS\ocram\ocram.IDE Find: IPL DATA\MAPS\audiozon.ipl Add Below: IPL DATA\MAPS\ocram\ocram.IPL Then save it and start up GTASA and see if it works. That's how I had to arrange the lines in my gta.dat file.

How big is it?

Hey, fool, It's not happening overnight, although theyve stopped production it doesn't mean game retailers can't still sell the M rated copies they still have in stock. Go out and get it quick!

I don't live in America so I can't speak with experience but I'm told not all shops will sell AO rated games. And at that they will ONLY sell if you have real ID or something, like it's obvious your over 18. Like having grey hair and a beard. Old.

I'm going to wait until you've calmed down.

No that's unnecessary, and you don't even live in America do you? So there's no need.

What a busy day for GTA news it's been today, this is the 4th post I'm writing and the most shocking. A press release by Take Two Interactive has informed us that GTA San Andreas will now be made with an AO rating. Rockstar have now stopped making the current version of the game and are working on making the game more secure (from game 'hackers'). Rockstar are going to be releasing a patch shortly to render the Hot Coffee useless. I myself can't see the patch getting many downloads at all "Only In America" - The only appropriate phrase I could think of. And just to clear something up this is only in America, every other country doesn't need to worry, it's rated 18 already in the UK anyway. View the full press release here.

After all the disparaging news about the now imfamous Hot Coffee Modification, it's nice to see a website that's not against it. The Neistat Brothers from VideoGamesAreEvil have made a video. The video shows you that installing Hot Coffee is as easy as tieing your shoelaces. After the satirical view on the "Hardcore Pornography" as they sarcastically refer to it as they give a another satirical but serious message out to parents. The Neistat Brothers demonstrate how to make an improvised homemade explosive using various household items (and no I am not joking). The video ends with the message: "There are many potentially harmful items in your house. A videogame is NOT one of them." WARNING: TheGTAPlace.com are not responsible for any deaths or injuries that occur as a result of making your own bomb. And we discourage doing so unless you know what you're doing. Don't forget to wear protective glasses and gloves if you are going to try it. Link: VideoGamesAreEvil (You'll need Quicktime to view the video) Thanks to GTAReactor.de for the news. Another site are also making fun of Rockstar Games in their current situation. Penny-Arcade have a little comic which is an amusing read.

Yesterday Oleg the creator of Zanoza Modeler 2 released version 2.0.4 of ZModeler along with a DFF filter for San Andreas. What's so good about this? I hear you ask. Well it means all the modelers can now get to work on making some kick-ass stuff for San Andreas, vehicles, buildings etc. DFF filters have been out for a few weeks for other 3D modelling programs, but Zmodeler is recognised as the most popular among modders. So you'll being seeing a lot more downloads added soon. On a sidenote remember to keep checking our downloads database for new files everyday. We even added the first map for San Andreas yesterday! Links: Zanoza Modeler 2 Homepage Download Zmodeler NOTE: On the downloads page there are also some example meshes from San Andreas which you may want to download and take a look at.

Subscribers to GameInformer magazine in the USA recently received their latest issue. In it is a nice preview of Liberty City Stories. In amongst the article are 4 new screenshots. Some new information is also in the article: Hidden Packages, Stunt Jumps, Rampages, Taxi Missions and Vigilante Missions are all returning New vehicles and weapons are planned The game will take the average gamer between 80 and 100 hours to complete The targetting system has improved upon what was implemented in San Andreas It sounds like the targetting system will be much better for us to use, judging by a quote in the magazine. They spoke to Rockstar's Todd Zuniga: GameInformer also comment on how impressive the game looks at this stage, and while they say popup issues are still be addressed it sounds like everything else is going smoothly! We don't have any high quality shots for you but this low-quality scan which is not unreadable clearly shows you them. Thanks to GTAPortable.com for the news.

tu choisez sur Standard ou Rich Text. c'est formidable. Oh wait we aren't French are we What I said was you can choose between standard and rich text. Standard has all the bbcode still.

Here's mine, look at all the crap I got on it...