Bear

Thank God my Mum finishes work tomorrow for six weeks. I am starting to go bonkers. Being a bum and not working for months has been awful and I have resorted to talking to myself today which is worrying. But yay tomorrow it all ends, I will then go to uni and get away from the recession! It will be nice to see more human faces.

Used to be an FF now a nice modest C.

Anyway size doesn't matter it's how you use it. Penis' the size of bats look very painful and scary. I would roll up a newspapaer and swat that away. I don't think girls care that much about size, its all about how its used. Also another question, do you guys just get bored and measure your penis for fun or is it research?

This is epic! Who would have thought a simple comment would escalate into this.

Why not get some gel bras and chicken fillets? They can really enhance your bust size.

He is a prick who only thinks about his prick so when I found out I laughed. May seem mean of me but meh, he has screwed over two of my close friends and I have lost a few because of him.

Its scary how seriously you guys are taking this penis size thing. I havent seen a debate like this for girls and their boobs. Maybe there should be! So whats the betting that 50% are lying about their penis size?

I expect a 1000 word report. Also it needs fair testing, how is it fair if he buggers one for 3 minutes and its luke warm, then he buggers one for 5 minutes and its piping hot.

Im thinking of going to Russia next year, has anyone been there? Its looks lovely there with all the history.

As well as maybe counting as beastality could it count as necrophillia as the meat is from dead animals.

My penis is a good 3 miles long. Its hard to keep it locked away.

That picture is going to give me nightmares tonight. I don't think I can look at a pizza again. Yet this topic is brilliant.

I knew someone (he is an arse, so it seems wrong to call him a friend) he was pressured by his friends to lose his virginity at 16, they all had so they would take the piss. He went out and found this girl and she said she was 16. He lost his virginity and then he finds out she was 13 and got arrested for rape. He was very lucky that the charges were dropped, how I don't know as I wasn't friends with the group at the time.

If its a meat pizza would that class as beastilatly?

Purple hair is cool, I used to have purple hair but it faded too quickly. Anyway that is much better then what happened to me with hair dye, my hair went grey but I couldnt dye it for a few weeks.

Maybe different pizza's turn him on, he may like thick crust with extra cheese but be turned off by a thin pizza with peppers. Why on Earth was he suspended, not suprised but just wondering.

My room is a pit at the moment, I really should tidy it.

That was brilliant, go Malboro Menthols!

I agree with Chris, use your hands not a scolding pizza. This topic has turned into something fairly strange and disturbing.

Because deep down you're hoping Urbanoutlaw has a big damn pot of boiling water & lots of butter! Ironically, I find minature crabs all over me every day. I'm hoping Bear can get that big crab and scare my Crabs away. It will need a Visa first to get to the U.S.A., poor Danish crab.

Pisa is meant to be dirty, I havent been but my friend did. She went for a week and said when she arrived there was a pile of sick on the pavement and it was still there when she left.

I live half an hour away from Burgess Hill. Are you going to Brighton? @Bateman don't bother going to Naples in Italy, its quite scummy. Sorrento is meant to be lovely. But Naples looks like the slums, I was quite scared when I went there, also the drivers are the worst is Naples then other city in Europe. Why is driving so scary in Europe, I thought I was going to die in Denmark.

I can imagine Disney World would lose its appeal. I can't stand London because I used to live too close and it annoyed me. I don't like relaxing holidays, I like to be seeing famous landmarks and doing things. Laying on a beach seems dull to me.

Why can't more countries be like the Swiss, they have been nuetral since the 1800s and they have done well. War is just a waste of money and lives over goverments power trips.

Lucky moo, is it fun having Disney World so close by? Disneyland Paris was originally meant to built in Rainham in Essex which would have been ten minutes from where I used to live. It got cancelled as they wanted to build it on marshes and that would have killed lots of birds. Doesn't have a ring to it though does it? Disneyland Rainham.