Kitsune Inferno
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Gangsta, because we've had Mafiaso in all GTAs, including SA.
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I bet the jackasses' kids who are in charge of banning games probably are the dees copying games. Oh, it isn't the parents' fault or the dumbass's fault. It's the game's fault because they cause violence...and I base that off of nothing.
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Gay pride marches. What the hell have I been smoking?
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I just do the story missions. I only rented it for one night.
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Ha, we all know that the news is full of shit. They don't know crap about GTA, so they should shut the hell up.
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Too true, tvg. I know for a fact I'm not gonna whip out an AK and shoot everybody in sight. The people that would actually do that, and then blame it on games...dee dee dee is way too generous a word.
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I don't have XBL anymore, but from what I heard, the online multiplayer is somewhat sluggish, but still fun.
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Your parents don't know what "grand theft auto" means?
Sorry to sound a bit like a jackass, but tell them to look at the context clues. Grand THEFT AUTO. -
We gonna have a party, let's get it started! Somebody call Eminem and Nate Dogg!
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I'd put those kids on ice! Those kids don't want to get in trouble so they choose the most convenient scapegoat. Games don't kill people, stupid people kill people.
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I just didn't like the way he dressed.
And TEC9, the reason I wanted them to die is because. (Talking about the gun Tec9)
They are weak and have a crappy fire rate.
You didn't like the way he dressed? It was the 1980s, for God's sake! That was the style in Miami back then.
Guess what? Tec 9s look cooler than those Mac 10s in SA and have an pretty impressive firing rate on hitman level.
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One, it's not GTA: London 1964. It's GTA: London 1969. And they're both expanson packs.
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My parents don't really care that I play GTA. They know I'm not gonna go on a shootout with the cops in real life, and they got me all of the GTAs from GTA2 to GTA:SA. The only I was told not to do is say that I beat hookers with bats when I first started playing. People might've taken it the worng way.
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Yeah, the f*** Yeah one more than those Japanese girls...unless you got a avatar with 20-year old Japanese girls, then f*** yeah!
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I'm just saying that if you call yourself a "gangsta" and drive around on a moped, which is not gangsta, you're no better than those ricer "gangs". You obviously not taking yourself seriously if you're like that.
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Ninjas all the way.
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If you drive around on a moped, you could NEVER be classified as any gangsta. You're automatically a nerdy, bitchy, wannabe. I'd either walk away, laughing, or find REAL gangstas and show them what gangbanging really means.
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My only tip is to cheat. Look for the "Hitman level in all guns", "infinite ammo", and "weapon tier 3" codes. Damn, I'm a sneaky little bastard, ain't I?
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I've only beaten SA, but I also have completed game saves of VC and GTA3 on my Xbox.
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Jack Thompson is some lawyer who's made himself famous by pissing off every single gamer by speaking out against M-rated games and even trying to get them off shelves.
And by the way,
Part 3
Me: We're back with the, hopefully last, segment of my interview with Jack Thompson. JT, what do you have to say about the time you tried to get 25 to Life off store shelves not becuase it was utter crap, but only because it included murders of cops? You got to play AS a COP, diphead!
JT: *bloody and sobbing* I'm sorry. I was in the wrong!
Me: That's right, bitch. Good...now how are your thoughts on video games in general?
JT: They're the best thing to happen to mankind since...HELP ME!!! THIS ASSHOLE BEAT ME HALF TO DEATH WITH A TIRE IRON AND SODOMI....
Me: That's it. You won't be telling anybody anything, now. Tony, the .22.
JT: EVILLLLLL!!!!
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I got this game yesterday and jumped up to one of my favorite 360 games. I love those rag doll physics! Having dead people bounce around in the back of your moving truck is damn fun.
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Y'all want Part 2? You can't handle part two!
Me: We're back with this exclusive interview with one of the most famous ass from Miami! I'm not gonna designate this whinner's name.
Jack Thompson: Uppity little brat...
Me: What was that? Nevermind, I have connections to some vicious ricers. Now, what's your take on this recent surge in school shootings?
JT: Video...
Me: Stop right there. I know what you're gonna say. *in whinny voice* "Well, we all know that the Columbine Masscre, for example, was caused by games like Doom, Quake, and Suck Jack Thompson's Tit." Shut up. Millions of people play those games, except for that last one, and millions of kids don't stockpile guns and shoot up their school. Those Columbine kids were deeply troubled, had easy access to guns, stashed them in their room (while the parents "claim" they knew nothing about), and made videos of them target practicing! Now, how about the time you said that the Sims charcter's were "anotomically correct" under those blurs?
JT: Well, they must have modded the game before I could prove it.
Me: Or your claim was full of 200-grade horseshit. I'm very sorry Maxis, I'm a big fan of your work, but these guys wouldn't know what real ass and titties were if it came up and smacked them in their faces. And about that modding thing, you mean something like "Hot Coffee"?
JT: Maybe.
Me: Well, guess what. NOBODY COULD ACCESS THAT FEATURE WITHOUT A FORBIDDEN MOD OR A 30 DOLLAR CHEATING DEVICE. You're probably just jealous because Mrs. Johnson won't take it from behind anymore. Oh, she will. Just not from you. 27th best time of my life. What about the time you proposed a video game idea which included killing major video game CEOs and the like? Then some guys did the idea; you wouldn't pay them so the good folks at Penny Arcade paid them (with their own money) and using your name, and you tried to get them arrested?
JT: It just wasn't right.
Me: How wasn't it right? I mean, they did use they're own cash.
JT: Uhhh...
Me: What's that sound? Oh, it's the sound of you shutting the f*** up!
PA: Jack Thompson, please come to the lobby. Some angry-looking dudes with flashy tuners are waiting for you.
Me: Wow, they came that quick? Well, you heard the lady! MOVE!!! *MINUTES LATER* Yeah, tie him to the lightpole. Ok, that's good. Gimmie the tire iron.
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It's his third avatar. First, the "f*** yeah" one, then Clerks, and now the Japanese girls.
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If I were to ever have an interview with Jack Thompson, I think it would probably end up like this...
Me: You all know this guy. Jack Thompson...the Miami lawyer who's hellbent on banning violent video games. And he thinks he'll do it by ANY MEANS NECESSARY. He's also has a stiffy for banning rap music. Let's see what this retarded bitch has to say.
JT: Hey, kid! You need to watch your mouth!
Me: And you need to staple yourself in the nuts everytime you open your mouth. First up, rap music. What the hell is your problem with one of the country's most popular genres?
JT: Well, they invoke violence against police officers and women to start off.
Me: Well, if that statement is at all intelligent. Violence against women and cops have been around since WAY before rap music. Remember the mob way back in the 1920's? Rap didn't come until the 70's, you dee dee dee. This part is over for now. I need to think of more material.
JT: Rap music is EVIL!
Me: And so is the woman who decided to have your kid.
Part 2:
DRIV3R Fans?
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Horrible Physics
Dumbass AI
Bad Controls
Stupid Story
Insane Mission Time Limits
I'd take anything over Driv3r anyday.