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A song for Jack Thompson...


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OK, guys, here's a song that I made to poke fun at Jack Thompson. It's based on the song "Ordinary People" by John Legend. Jack, please, don't take my song personally, people have opinions about others, so even if they make fun of you, stay cool; being angry at them isn't the solution...

It goes like this... I hope you like it...

Jingoistic Idiot

By Huckleberry Pie aka LPG-Unit

[verse 1]

I'm playing GTA

I didn't grow insane

Pass the Nintendo DS, please

Came from ol' Florida

He says he's sick at us

It seems like he argued everyday

I know kids misbehave

But he links that to games

To the point, he insulted my friends

And though they sometimes hurt

He dissed us and cursed

We were making things work,

But I think he should take it slow

[chorus]

You're a jingoistic idiot

You just want to earn some dough

Thompson, you're a crazy idiot

Maybe you should take it slow (Take it slow oh oh ohh)

This time we'll take it slow (Take it slow oh oh ohh)

This time we'll take it slow

[verse 2]

Vice City's fictional,

No Shirley Temple musical

I gave you some flowers one sweet day,

Ohh, but you rejected them

Flamed us and slapped again

You're all but a show-off anyway

We tried to be calm

We asked but you yelled

We feel like we're just nuked away

That's too much harassment,

Let's bury the hatchet

Though it's just a fantasy, you do not want those games

[chorus]

You're a jingoistic idiot

You just want to earn some dough

Thompson, you're a crazy idiot

Maybe you should take it slow (Take it slow oh oh ohh)

This time we'll take it slow (Take it slow oh oh ohh)

This time we'll take it slow

[bridge]

We gamers live and learn

Some hope you'll crash and burn

We're playing games, you went insane,

Don't like you a lot

For just a moment, sir,

Silence is my advice,

Carl Johnson knows,

Vercetti knows,

Will you please shut up...

[repeat chorus 3x]

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I know this is a really dumb question (I hope it doesn't get me nominated for the Junior Skoda Racing Team), what is

a meme? Did I mention the Dumb question part?

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The O RLY owl and a derivative work made by yours truly, an example of an Internet meme

A meme is some creative work that spreads rapidly, usually via the Internet, like what happened to the O RLY? owl. Such works usually end up in various websites, spreading like a virus or a mushroom. Go to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meme, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_meme and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Internet_memes if you're extremely curious... :lol:

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