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Yo momma's sooooo fat...

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yo momma so stupid that when she was signing an application it said SEX: and she put "YES PLEASE".

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Yo momma is so fat, when she went up-the Chrysler Building, people thought King Kong climbed up the wrong building.

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yo momma so fat than when she when skydiving she hit the ground and knocked the earth out of orbit.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she went up-the Chrysler Building, people thought King Kong climbed up the wrong building.

:rofl2::rofl::rofl2: cant stop laughing, that was a good one :rofl2:

Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind.

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yo momma so old and fat that when she falls asleep on the street she wakes up with graffiti on her.

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yo momma so ugly that when she got on a plane with samuel jackson he said " i'm tired of these mutha f**king monkeys on the mutha f**king plane!"

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Yo momma is so ugly, when she went to the circus, the people didnt know if they should look at the clowns, or at her.

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yo momma so old and fat when she was on vacation in Atlantis she sunk the island by stepping on it.

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