Silberio Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Yo momma is so fat, she exercices outside the gym...Stupid, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Your Mamma's so dumb, fat & ugly she got hurt chasing parked cars! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freestyle185 Posted August 19, 2007 Author Share Posted August 19, 2007 (edited) Yo mommas so stupid, when she was reading a form it said, sign here, so she wrote, OK Edited August 19, 2007 by Freestyle185 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Your mamma's so nasty that crabs felt bad when THEY got HER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZEI Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 yo momma so stupid that when she was signing an application it said SEX: and she put "YES PLEASE". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Your mamma's so fat she got her own zip code. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silberio Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Yo momma is so ugly, when she went to the zoo, the zoo-keeper confused her with a gorilla. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZEI Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 yo momma so fat they decided to build a mall on her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freestyle185 Posted August 19, 2007 Author Share Posted August 19, 2007 Yo mommas so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd be the empire state building Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silberio Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Yo momma is so fat, when she went up-the Chrysler Building, people thought King Kong climbed up the wrong building. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZEI Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 yo momma so fat than when she when skydiving she hit the ground and knocked the earth out of orbit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freestyle185 Posted August 19, 2007 Author Share Posted August 19, 2007 (edited) Yo momma is so fat, when she went up-the Chrysler Building, people thought King Kong climbed up the wrong building. cant stop laughing, that was a good one Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind. Edited August 19, 2007 by Freestyle185 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silberio Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Thank ya Yo momma is so stupid and fat, when she gets a crush on someone, she crush's that person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pandora Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Yo mamma is so fat, that your father uses his whole head to rub her clit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZEI Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 yo momma so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silberio Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Yo momma is so stupid, she thinks that SEX means "Special EffeX" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freestyle185 Posted August 19, 2007 Author Share Posted August 19, 2007 Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZEI Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 yo momma so old and fat that when she falls asleep on the street she wakes up with graffiti on her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silberio Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Yo momma is so fat...She's in Ur base, killin Ur doodz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrLlamaLlama Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Your momma so fat, they had to christen her at seaworld. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZEI Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 yo momma so ugly that when she got on a plane with samuel jackson he said " i'm tired of these mutha f**king monkeys on the mutha f**king plane!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silberio Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Yo momma is so ugly, when she went to the circus, the people didnt know if they should look at the clowns, or at her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freestyle185 Posted August 19, 2007 Author Share Posted August 19, 2007 (edited) Ok im off, until tomorrow guys btw Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Edited August 20, 2007 by Freestyle185 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZEI Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 yo momma so old and fat when she was on vacation in Atlantis she sunk the island by stepping on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freestyle185 Posted August 20, 2007 Author Share Posted August 20, 2007 Yo mommas so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat the people yell taxi ?! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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