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*ahem* This is a list of things that also apparently give you cancer. Like bacon? See you in hell.... Like Chicken? 6 feet under... Flying? - No can do...Bread? - Tough break. AGE AIR POLLUTION AIR TRAVEL ALCOHOL ALLERGIES ARTIFICIAL FLAVOURS ARTIFICIAL LIGHT ASBESTOS (as if it wasn’t bad enough already) ASPIRIN BABIES BABY BOTTLES BABY FOOD BACON BARBEQUES BEEF BEER BEING A BLACK PERSON BEING A WOMAN. BEING A MAN BEING SOUTHERN BISCUITS BLOWJOBS BRAS BREAD BREAST FEEDING BREAST IMPLANTS BROKEN HEARTS BUBBLE BATH BURGERS. CAFFINE CALCUIM CANDLE-LIT DINNERS CANNED FOOD CARBOHYDRATES CARS CEREAL CHEESE CHICKEN CHILDLESSNESS CHILDREN CHILDREN’S FOOD CHILLIS CHINESE MEDICINE CHIPS CHLORINE CHOCLATE CITY LIVING CLIMATE CHANGE COCA COLA COD LIVER OIL COFFEE CONSTIPATION CONTRACEPTIVE PILLS COOKING CORDLESS PHONES .. CRAYONS DEODRANT DIETING DOGS EGGS ELECTRICITY ENGLISH BREAKFAST FACEBOOK FALSE NAILS FATHERHOOD FIBRE FISH FIZZY DRINKS FLIP FLOPS FLY SPRAY FRUIT FRUIT JUICE GARDENS GRAPEFRUIT HAIR DYE HAM HEIGHT HONEY HOT DRINKS HRT INTERNET IVF KIDNEY TRANSPLATS LAMB LARGE HEADS LEFT-HANDEDNESS LIPSTICK LIVER TRANSPLANTS MENOPAUSE MENSTRUATION METAL MILK MOBILE PHONES MODERN LIVING MONEY MORPHINE MOUTHWASH NUCLEAR POWER (there is no hint of irony in this article) OBESITY OESTROGEN OLDER FATHERS PASTRY PEANUT BUTTER PERFUME PICKLES PIZZA PLASTIC BAGS PORK POTATOES POVERTY PREGNANCY RADIOACTIVITY (again, just no irony whatsoever) RICE SAUSAGES RETIREMENT SEX SHAVING SKIING SOUP SPACE TRAVEL SUN CREAM TALCUM POWDER TEA TEEN SEX THIRD HAND SMOKE VITAMINS WATER WI-FI WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE WORKING X-RAYS Sounds like you might be a little bit fucked already. http://hellokinsella.posterous.com/the-daily-mail-list-of-things-that-give-you-c sauce. And these guys are notoriously sensationalist, and still no mention of tattoos. Sex however, is definitely bad.