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EvoLuTioN

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  1. We don't have Dr Pepper or any flavored coke here, Just the Normal one and Diet. :/ Vanilla Coke had launched few year back it tasted like shit, Don't think they sell it anymore.

    I drink lemonade
    Fizzy Lemonade is awesome, I usually prefer that to Coke/Pepsi
    It's just the best feeling when the cock plummets down from the neck, numbs your mouth as it falls in with the combination of jizz and freeze.

    When it's flat and warm, it's just like..."Well, this could be much more interesting!".

    Fixed.
  2. Connecting to server...

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    You: Oi

    You: LALALALALALALALA!!!!

    Stranger: Eaw

    Stranger: Td certo?

    You: Que?

    Stranger: Ronaldo

    Stranger: Ronaldo

    Stranger: Ronalo

    Stranger: Ili bilia muitus

    You: Eric?

    Stranger: nus curintiahns

    Stranger: O ADRIANO?

    Stranger: TA ME OUVINDO?

    You: Si

    You: Si!!

    Stranger: OOOOOOOO ADRIANO TA ME OVINDO?????????????

    Stranger: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

    You: Que?

    Stranger: És mexicano?

    You: Bodraves

    You: Na Na

    You: Espaniole

    You: Me don't no much english

    You: Oi?

    You: Seniore

    Stranger: Soy Brasileno

    Stranger: No hablo espanol

    Stranger: Pero posso tentar

    You: Si

    Stranger: És mujer?

    You: Que esto es?

    Stranger: Mujer,

    You: Que?

    Stranger: Eres Hombre, o Mujer?

    You: Si

    You: SENIORE MEXICAN???

    You: Seniore know tiny rat?

    You: with big hat?

    You: Seniore!!

    You: Seniore.. YAKAKAKAKA...?

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    Stranger: where are u from?

    You: I from mexico

    Stranger: mexixco????

    You: in small net house

    You: I dont do english well

    Stranger: influenza country ?

    Stranger: me toto

    Stranger: too

    You: I not now big word

    Stranger: fucking mexico

    You: i mean i not know

    Stranger: fuck ?

    Stranger: ?

    Stranger: u know fuck ?

    Stranger: you suck my asshole

    Stranger: u understand ?

    You: no no? not been there

    You: in mexico?

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    Stranger: hello

    You: Herro

    Stranger: where are you from?

    You: China

    Stranger: ah

    Stranger: what time is it now

    You: Im Hiro Nakamura.. I can ravel ru time and space

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    Stranger: hi

    You: Eric?

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    Stranger: rachel

    You: Eric?

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    Someone translate the first Convo. Also lol Aug, the troller became the trolley ^^

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    Stranger: hAY

    You: HEY!!!

    Stranger: drulnk\

    You: I ACCIDENTLY MY HOUSE!!!!

    Stranger: hahahaa uhhhhhh

    You: WHAT TOOO DOOOOO????

    Stranger: what DID YOU DO TO YORU HOUSE

    You: I ACCIDENTLY MY HOUSE!!!!

    Stranger: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

    You: ACCIDENTLY!!!

    You: THE WHOLE HOUSE!!!!!

    Stranger: OH SHITTY

    You: FUUUUUUUU.....!!!!!!!

    You: RAAAAAAWWWWWRRR!!!!!......

    You: I SHOULD REALLY DO SOMETHING BOUT MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!

    Stranger: YEAAAA YOU REALLY SHOULD!!!!!!

    You: BUT WHAT!!!!!

    Stranger: WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR HOSE BOZO

    You: ACCIDENTLY!!!!!

    Stranger: ACCIDENTLY WHAT

    You: OHHHH SHIIIIII.....

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    Stranger: I was just raped

    You: I just raped someone

    Stranger: What a small world.

    You: I know..

    You: So you're Kyle?

    Stranger: yes

    You: Awesome.. I left my cell at your place btw..

    You: will come to pick it up in the morning

    You: kthxbie

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    Stranger: hey

    You: No

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    Stranger: hi

    Stranger: how r u

    Stranger: asl?

    You: You sir are the asl!

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    Stranger: hi

    Stranger: from?

    You: RING RING RING RING RING RING RING

    You: BANANA PHONE!!!!

    You: RING RING RING RING RING RING RING

    Stranger: ?

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    Stranger: hi

    Stranger: asl?

    You: Can't tell

    You: don't know

    You: was brought here last night

    Stranger: aha

    You: you have to help meee...

    Stranger: how?

    You: oh shit someones coming

    You: help me

    You: plese

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    Enough trollin for one day.

    Oh Btw I really thought the second last one was Wrx :D

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  4. After my last post I completed Season 1 and 2 of Heroes, Season 3 of Dexter, Season 1 of Joey, Season 3 of The IT Crowd which was pretty awesome and Season 1 and 2 of Futurama.

    Watching/Still have to watch Two and Half men, Completed Season 1 and about halfway through season 2, Heroes Season 3 and 4, Scrubs season 6/7/8 and Psych season 2 and 3.

  5. Those artwork look really cool, the one on the last page corner is badass. A new voice actor is understandable, Max is older and probably more grumpy and drunk now, atleast that's what I'm getting from his new look.

  6. Have you guys ever done the "Hokey Pokey?" My friend came over at my house for a sleep over and he chatted me up about "Hokey Pokey." I asked him how does this happen. And he answers to the following steps:

    1) You put your right foot in

    2) You put your right foot out

    3) You put your right foot in

    4) And you ~shake~ it all about.

    5) You do the Hokey Pokey

    6) And you turn yourself around

    I have never done that, he also said that it occurs if you do that at night.

  7. If you're Six-fucking-teen go to the store by yourself and get it, thought of that?

    X-Men Origins: Wolverine is the one where Wolverine tears baddies apart with his shiny sharp hand blade thingies and there's blood shits and guts flying all over the place and is supposed to be a really gory game? Nothing faggy about that sir, At least not in the trailers I watched. You should try playing that over the next couple of weeks, Looks fun.

    Also I don't see anything wrong with Assassins creed and Skate 2.

  8. Wouldn't go as far as boycotting it, But I don't think I'll be getting it when it comes out. Maybe till they release a good load of unlocks for it.

    the only thing valve has fucked up recently is the sniper and spy update for tf2.
    WHAA-? Except the Dead ringer I loved all the new unlocks/drops, The only thing they messed up on that update is the random finds/drops thing.
    I have Left 4 Dead for the 360. I also have it for PC but I can't play online do to couple of reasons :whistle: . Anyways I'll probably still get Left 4 Dead 2 but it doesn't look like much has changed looking at some gameplay videos.
    Day/Night settings, New special infected and the melee/new weaps is all I've read bout so far.
  9. I don't mind a L4D sequel but 12 months is too soon for one, I got L4D sometime back (When the survival mode came out) and this feels like a kick in the balls. I don't see why they have/had to go make a sequel, they could've just released an expansion for the first one. Team Fortress 2 came out in 2007 and still has a big ass community with nice unlocks every few months.

    Agree with the 3rd and 8th reasons there, rest seem a bit o' nonsense. They should have released some more Dlc/maps for the first game before announcing the secound one.

    Found this on Kotaku, Lol'd hard.

    Also didn't know we had people on TGTAP playing L4D, Except Chris. We should have a L4D TGTAP session, will be EPIC!!

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