Spaz The Great

I sent that bot to you, right?

These are fun to read. Basically, you head on over to www.ebaumsworld.com and click on IM Pranks. You then type in the AIM screenname of an unsuspecting person, select from preset names, ages, and locations, then type in an opening IM. Then sit back for ten minutes and wait to read the conversation. I was doing them all last night. I was going to do Chris before posting this but he isn't on. Oh well. I bolded the names so you can see the different conversations, and scroll to someone you know if you want((there's only like one in here)). Architect: CokeBullet93(9:27:39): Hey its Jessa I need to talk to you ArchitectSVC(9:27:51): what did i do this time that i don't know about? CokeBullet93(9:28:01): shouldn't you know something like that? ArchitectSVC(9:28:15): okay okay...what is it? CokeBullet93(9:28:25): alright ArchitectSVC(9:29:01): ? CokeBullet93(9:29:13): i have been so tired lately, i cant wait till ican sleep in for once ArchitectSVC(9:29:27): CokeBullet93: Hey its Jessa I need to talk to you CokeBullet93(9:29:38): me? no ArchitectSVC(9:30:09): did you send that? CokeBullet93(9:30:19): i try not to think about it. what about you? ArchitectSVC(9:30:52): eh ArchitectSVC(9:30:56): blah CokeBullet93(9:31:01): :-\ ArchitectSVC(9:31:08): what? CokeBullet93(9:31:19): I dunno about that one CokeBullet93(9:32:31): Your not talking ArchitectSVC(9:32:40): you're not making any sense ArchitectSVC(9:32:41): none ArchitectSVC(9:32:42): zip ArchitectSVC(9:32:45): zero CokeBullet93(9:32:53): :-p CokeBullet93(9:34:04): uh hello? why aren't you talking? ArchitectSVC(9:34:52): why should i?L CokeBullet93(9:35:05): just cuz ArchitectSVC(9:35:28): this is not jessa ArchitectSVC(9:35:29): bye CokeBullet93(9:35:39): :-P ArchitectSVC(9:35:55): who's this? CokeBullet93(9:36:08): I'm stacey ArchitectSVC(9:36:14): whatever CokeBullet93(9:36:23): whatever? CokeBullet93(9:37:34): Please talk to me CokeBullet93: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com Shadowfox: labelpuncher602(9:32:20): hey wyd shadowfoxz2k4(9:32:52): errr who are you??? labelpuncher602(9:33:03): my name is roy shadowfoxz2k4(9:33:36): do i know you? labelpuncher602(9:33:46): u were on my buddy list for soem reason a/s/l? shadowfoxz2k4(9:34:02): 16/m/fl shadowfoxz2k4(9:34:07): you? labelpuncher602(9:34:12): hmmm, what do u want to talk about? shadowfoxz2k4(9:34:25): ehhh what do you like labelpuncher602(9:34:36): maybe ;-) shadowfoxz2k4(9:34:45): huh? labelpuncher602(9:34:58): just think about it... lol shadowfoxz2k4(9:35:16): erm so are you a guy or a girl? labelpuncher602(9:35:28): definitely male shadowfoxz2k4(9:35:58): so your bi/gay? labelpuncher602(9:36:10): lol shadowfoxz2k4(9:36:51): ........im utterly confused >.> labelpuncher602(9:37:02): yea, ive been confused my entire life labelpuncher602(9:37:31): :-p shadowfoxz2k4(9:37:55): i know you know me somehow, cause only the people that atualy know me, know about wyd labelpuncher602(9:38:08): blah who care sabout me :'( shadowfoxz2k4(9:38:17): ......me labelpuncher602(9:38:27): I understand shadowfoxz2k4(9:38:31): i wanna know who you are shadowfoxz2k4(9:38:37): so do tell labelpuncher602(9:38:40): thats odd shadowfoxz2k4(9:39:10): what is? labelpuncher602(9:39:19): what do u think? shadowfoxz2k4(9:39:44): stop doing that!!!! labelpuncher602(9:39:54): i thought so shadowfoxz2k4(9:40:20): okay give me a striaght answer, where do you live, and how old are you? labelpuncher602(9:40:28): i am 17 shadowfoxz2k4(9:40:42): kay shadowfoxz2k4(9:40:47): now where do you live? labelpuncher602(9:40:53): crap, I was gonna ask u something btu I cant remember now lol shadowfoxz2k4(9:41:00): ha labelpuncher602(9:41:12): really? shadowfoxz2k4(9:41:25): yea shadowfoxz2k4(9:41:31): so where do you live? labelpuncher602(9:41:34): ok then shadowfoxz2k4(9:42:18): so where do you live? labelpuncher602: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com I Am Wolf: Watamel0n3212(10:18:20): hey babe I Am Wolf001(10:18:25): ?? I Am Wolf001(10:18:27): who is this Watamel0n3212(10:18:39): man, i am tired I Am Wolf001(10:18:43): who is this Watamel0n3212(10:18:52): my name is stacey I Am Wolf001(10:19:00): and where did you get this sn from Watamel0n3212(10:19:12): I live in new york you? I Am Wolf001(10:19:19): well i dont know you so bye Watamel0n3212(10:19:34): so, whats ur point? I Am Wolf001(10:19:49): because i dont care to chat with people i dont know I Am Wolf001(10:19:51): thats my point Watamel0n3212(10:20:04): shouldn't you know something like that? I Am Wolf001(10:20:12): bye Watamel0n3212(10:20:22): but 'im just getting to know u better I Am Wolf001(10:20:33): well i dont care to get to know anyone I Am Wolf001(10:20:34): bye Watamel0n3212(10:20:47): that's too bad Watamel0n3212(10:21:54): Are you still there? I Am Wolf001(10:22:02): well im online Watamel0n3212(10:22:11): do you have an ipod? I want to ge tone... I Am Wolf001(10:22:20): who gave you my sn Watamel0n3212(10:22:29): im not sure... somehow u got on my buddy list I Am Wolf001(10:22:34): righttt Watamel0n3212(10:22:46): the stupid phone keeps ringing and I dont wanna answer it, haha I Am Wolf001(10:22:47): well im waiting for someone to call so dont want to be botherd right now Watamel0n3212(10:22:56): us ay some interesting things... lol Watamel0n3212(10:23:33): :-p I Am Wolf001(10:23:40): www.libbyslist.8m.com Watamel0n3212(10:23:51): have u seen the new War of the Worlds? i thought it was really good I Am Wolf001(10:24:09): mope my gf went wihtout me to that one Watamel0n3212(10:24:19): y? I Am Wolf001(10:24:24): well unless you want to tell me who gave you my sn or who you relly are, dont message me bye Watamel0n3212(10:24:37): u were on my buddy list for some reason a/s/l? I Am Wolf001(10:24:45): 17 m fl Watamel0n3212(10:24:58): whats your name again? Watamel0n3212(10:26:13): ??? Watamel0n3212(10:27:16): where did u go? lol I Am Wolf001(10:28:13): look i dont want to know you unless you are already someone i know Watamel0n3212: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com MGILB: paddleboat719(10:38:37): hey paddleboat719(10:39:57): Your not talking paddleboat719(10:41:11): where did u go? lol MGilbR564(10:41:21): what the gently caress? paddleboat719(10:41:32): i dont remember anymore lol MGilbR564(10:41:33): who the gently caress are you paddleboat719(10:41:43): roy 35/male/texas MGilbR564(10:41:51): wrong person ass goblin MGilbR564(10:41:55): gently caress off MGilbR564(10:41:58): frolicking Heeb paddleboat719(10:42:00): r we talking about j-lo? lol that ass... MGilbR564(10:42:05): no MGilbR564(10:42:11): I don't know who the gently caress you are paddleboat719(10:42:16): thats too bad MGilbR564(10:42:28): are you that fukin canadian? paddleboat719(10:42:37): um, no? MGilbR564(10:42:49): you mustv imed the wrong fuckin' person paddleboat719(10:42:59): leave me out of this. i did nothing wrong MGilbR564(10:43:06): yeah you did, by iming me MGilbR564(10:43:14): 2 inch dicked black paddleboat719(10:43:16): me? no MGilbR564(10:43:23): piss off paddleboat719(10:43:32): Excuse em? dont talk to me like that MGilbR564(10:43:35): heres 2 words for you to remember from now on: MGilbR564(10:43:38): gently caress AND YOU paddleboat719(10:43:46): me? no paddleboat719(10:43:46): :-p MGilbR564(10:44:28): you have been warned 39 percent MGilbR564(10:44:34): I will warn you again paddleboat719(10:44:37): i'm gonna have to disagree on that one bananaphone725(10:45:24): hey! sorry, i switched screennames MGilbR564(10:45:43): gently caress you The user has warned the bot! Ending conversation... bananaphone725: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com Blakout: ch1llywilly302(10:39:50): hey babe DrewEdgar420(10:39:58): Hello. ch1llywilly302(10:40:08): what r u up to? DrewEdgar420(10:40:26): Nothing, you? ch1llywilly302(10:40:38): what about me? DrewEdgar420(10:41:07): ... DrewEdgar420(10:41:13): So, uh...who is this? ch1llywilly302(10:41:20): ahh my computer keeps freezing on me! t0uchd0wn93126(10:42:07): hey! sorry, i switched screennames DrewEdgar420(10:42:29): Okay, I still don't know who you are. t0uchd0wn93126(10:42:33): where did u g?o lol DrewEdgar420(10:42:50): ... DrewEdgar420(10:42:51): Wtf? t0uchd0wn93126(10:43:04): are u any good with computers? I am pretty illiterate when it comes to computers, haha DrewEdgar420(10:43:29): ... DrewEdgar420(10:43:31): . . . DrewEdgar420(10:43:33): . . . t0uchd0wn93126(10:43:41): did u know there are coffee flavored PEZ? wierd... DrewEdgar420(10:43:53): Yep, they're great. t0uchd0wn93126(10:44:07): cool! DrewEdgar420(10:44:13): So, if you don't tell me who this is, I'm just gonna block you. t0uchd0wn93126(10:44:27): my name is stacey DrewEdgar420(10:44:52): And my name's Fred, what's your point? t0uchd0wn93126(10:45:02): :-p DrewEdgar420(10:45:37): I like ham! t0uchd0wn93126(10:45:47): i dotn beleive u lol DrewEdgar420(10:46:52): i lkie hmbgrs t0uchd0wn93126(10:46:55): hello? i just want to talk to u for a bit DrewEdgar420(10:47:16): Hi! My name is Bob! DrewEdgar420(10:47:20): And I'm a crackwhore! t0uchd0wn93126(10:47:29): what r u up to? DrewEdgar420(10:47:44): Doing the stuff that crackwhores generally do. t0uchd0wn93126(10:47:57): i'm not sure DrewEdgar420(10:48:30): So, uh, any particular reason I should like, not block you? No? t0uchd0wn93126(10:48:38): me? no DrewEdgar420(10:48:46): Didn't figure. t0uchd0wn93126(10:49:01): so have you done anything exciting today? DrewEdgar420(10:49:44): Um...I went to WalMart...then I went to work...then I came home and had some person that I have no idea who they are start talking to me. DrewEdgar420(10:49:49): That's pretty much it. t0uchd0wn93126: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com Fubar: bananaphone676(10:41:37): hey hot stuff Fubar10687(10:42:38): um... hey? bananaphone676(10:42:51): how are you? Fubar10687(10:43:04): who is this? bananaphone676(10:43:13): I'm roy Fubar10687(10:43:24): ... do i know u? bananaphone676(10:43:34): i found ure sn on my buddy list and i didnt recognize it, maybe we know each other somehow? lol Fubar10687(10:43:58): um not that i know of... bananaphone676(10:44:12): i'm not sure bananaphone676(10:45:18): ??? bananaphone676(10:46:33): where did u go? lol bananaphone676(10:46:47): :-p bananaphone676(10:47:39): please talk, i'll be good lol bananaphone676(10:48:51): hello? i just want to talk to u for a bit bananaphone676(10:50:02): Your not talking The user has signed off or has blocked the bot! Conversation ended... Swordfight: t0uchd0wn9339(10:55:20): hey sexy SwordFight121(10:55:39): who is this t0uchd0wn9339(10:55:52): stacey 17/female/new york SwordFight121(10:56:19): do i know you t0uchd0wn9339(10:56:31): i dont mean to bother u but I found ure sn on my buddy list for reason SwordFight121(10:56:55): oh t0uchd0wn9339(10:57:09): so do u like pepsi or coke better? SwordFight121(10:57:16): coke t0uchd0wn9339(10:57:26): pepsi is way better than coke SwordFight121(10:57:29): ok t0uchd0wn9339(10:57:39): alright t0uchd0wn9339(10:58:52): u seem interesting, can we talk more? SwordFight121(10:59:47): i have no clue who you are t0uchd0wn9339(10:59:57): lol t0uchd0wn9339(11:00:33): - t0uchd0wn9339(11:01:07): ??? SwordFight121(11:02:03): if i dont know you im not going to talk and if this is some sort of prank i dont care ok if you keep bothering be ill block you t0uchd0wn9339(11:02:13): is that a problem? t0uchd0wn9339(11:03:23): please talk, i'll be ogod lol t0uchd0wn9339(11:04:38): hello? i just want to talk to u for a bit SwordFight121(11:04:43): ok t0uchd0wn9339(11:04:52): that's good t0uchd0wn9339: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com MagusLOD: t0uchd0wn9361(10:56:05): hey your photgoraphy turns me on MagusLOD(10:56:14): ? t0uchd0wn9361(10:56:28): yea... MagusLOD(10:56:40): Who is this? t0uchd0wn9361(10:56:49): I'm jennie MagusLOD(10:57:01): Jennie? t0uchd0wn9361(10:57:16): yup thats my name :-) MagusLOD(10:57:26): How do you know me t0uchd0wn9361(10:57:36): I dunno about tha tone t0uchd0wn9361(10:58:47): Are you still there? MagusLOD(10:59:04): Yes t0uchd0wn9361(10:59:14): alrighty MagusLOD(10:59:22): So what porn? t0uchd0wn9361(10:59:32): what state do you live in? MagusLOD(11:00:03): I still do not understand how you found me> t0uchd0wn9361(11:00:12): why not? it can't be htat difficult MagusLOD(11:00:25): I mean why did you message me t0uchd0wn9361(11:00:37): a friend told me to IM you MagusLOD(11:00:51): Which friend? t0uchd0wn9361(11:01:02): i dont remember anymore lol t0uchd0wn9361(11:01:20): :-p MagusLOD(11:01:54): I see t0uchd0wn9361(11:02:03): really? MagusLOD(11:02:11): People usally do not just randomly talk to me t0uchd0wn9361(11:02:25): lol your funny t0uchd0wn9361(11:03:32): where did u go? lol MagusLOD(11:03:50): No where t0uchd0wn9361(11:04:04): ok then MagusLOD(11:04:38): So again what about yourself t0uchd0wn9361(11:04:50): how old r u? MagusLOD(11:05:14): How old are you? t0uchd0wn9361(11:05:26): ripe old age of 17 ;-) MagusLOD(11:05:40): Alright t0uchd0wn9361(11:05:51): alright t0uchd0wn9361: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com Skyline: t0uchback93292(2:01:20): hey sexy MRnegativeMR(2:01:33): Whos this? :/ t0uchback93292(2:01:51): I'm stacey MRnegativeMR(2:02:18): Stacey..? t0uchback93292(2:02:27): yes? do you have a problem with my name? MRnegativeMR(2:02:34): No, I like that name t0uchback93292(2:02:44): i'm not sure t0uchback93292(2:03:55): Are you still there? MRnegativeMR(2:04:03): yeah MRnegativeMR(2:04:15): do I know you from somewhere? t0uchback93292(2:04:18): alrighty then t0uchback93292(2:05:35): is there something u want to know abuot me? MRnegativeMR(2:05:45): Who you are would be good :/ t0uchback93292(2:05:57): im just sitting here being bored t0uchback93292(2:06:34): :-p t0uchback93292(2:07:10): uh hello? why aren't you talking? MRnegativeMR(2:07:21): so uhh t0uchback93292(2:07:31): are u online a lot? MRnegativeMR(2:07:33): Where do I know you from? t0uchback93292(2:07:47): california MRnegativeMR(2:08:28): never been there :/ t0uchback93292(2:08:40): whast your name again? t0uchback93292(2:09:51): hello? i just wantt o talk to u for a bit MRnegativeMR(2:09:52): Lets just same jim. t0uchback93292(2:10:05): hmmm, what do u want to talk about? MRnegativeMR(2:10:25): i dunno MRnegativeMR(2:10:30): where'd you get my sn from? t0uchback93292(2:10:33): well, i think u should know lol MRnegativeMR(2:11:19): Nope :/ t0uchback93292: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com Babysk8rpunx002: wutevaukno330(2:41:54): hey are you still going tonight Babysk8rpunx002(2:42:07): To where? Babysk8rpunx002(2:42:11): Who is this? wutevaukno330(2:42:19): :-D Babysk8rpunx002(2:43:13): Who is this? wutevaukno330(2:43:22): megan 17/female/new york wutevaukno330(2:44:36): is there something u watn to know about me? wutevaukno330(2:45:43): where did u go? lol wutevaukno330(2:46:55): u doin ok over there? wutevaukno330(2:47:07): :-p wutevaukno330(2:48:04): please talk, i'l lbe good lol wutevaukno330(2:49:15): ??? wutevaukno330(2:50:22): hello? i just want to talk to u for a bit wutevaukno330(2:51:33): is there something u want to know about me? The user has signed off or has blocked the bot! Conversation ended... penpad94(7:48:17): hey ohttie Babysk8rpunx002(7:48:47): This is one of those ass wipe IMs fromEbons world..So don't bother. penpad94(7:49:00): lol sorry but i'm no a bot Babysk8rpunx002(7:49:26): Your profile and your icon gives you away. penpad94(7:49:36): maybe ;-) penpad94(7:50:46): is there something u want to know about me? Babysk8rpunx002(7:50:57): No!!How get the hell away from me! Babysk8rpunx002(7:51:01): now* penpad94(7:51:10): did u know there are coffee flavored PEZ? wierd... penpad94(7:52:24): u doin ok over there? penpad94(7:53:26): :-p The user has signed off or has blocked the bot! Conversation ended... Well, Babysk8rpunx002 decided to get revenge and sent one on me. I, of course, knew it was a bot. I had fun. Spaz The Great: waterbottle674(00:22:33): heyy how r ya Spaz N Lightbulb(00:22:44): Hi. waterbottle674(00:22:58): what r u up to? Spaz N Lightbulb(00:23:19): So, are we still going tonight? waterbottle674(00:23:33): :-P Spaz N Lightbulb(00:23:42): Baby, you know I love you. waterbottle674(00:23:54): im not that interesting, lol Spaz N Lightbulb(00:24:08): Please, I really do love you. waterbottle674(00:24:17): m?e no Spaz N Lightbulb(00:24:31): I really want us to have sex. I think we're ready. waterbottle674(00:24:44): you wihs :-p Spaz N Lightbulb(00:24:59): No, please. I really want to! waterbottle674(00:25:11): dont thnik so Spaz N Lightbulb(00:25:21): Fine, then tomorrow I'll have to rape you. waterbottle674(00:25:37): Dont get pissy with me lol Spaz N Lightbulb(00:25:52): I'm serious. Tomorrow, you're all mine. Spaz N Lightbulb(00:26:00): I'm going to rape you so hard. waterbottle674(00:26:02): yes Spaz N Lightbulb(00:26:36): I'm going to make you scream my name. waterbottle674(00:26:47): m?e no Spaz N Lightbulb(00:26:59): You're going to want my prick so badly. waterbottle674(00:27:12): :-P Spaz N Lightbulb(00:27:15): You're going to scream for it. waterbottle674(00:27:24): whats your name again? Spaz N Lightbulb(00:27:25): You'll want it in your mouth. waterbottle674(00:27:40): so have you dnoe anything exciting today? waterbottle674(00:27:42): :-p Spaz N Lightbulb(00:27:44): My name is Spaz The Great, RECOGNIZE! waterbottle674(00:27:57): excellent! I like it wehn things r going great waterbottle674(00:29:03): Are you still there? Spaz N Lightbulb(00:30:00): They won't be great tomorrow. Spaz N Lightbulb(00:30:04): You know, when I rape you hard. waterbottle674(00:30:12): cool! Spaz N Lightbulb(00:30:17): Then I'll slit your throat and feed you to my dog. waterbottle674(00:30:27): amybe ;-) Spaz N Lightbulb(00:30:45): Then I'll have sex with what's left of your body. waterbottle674(00:30:57): I dont think that is any of you rbusiness Spaz N Lightbulb(00:31:00): You're my little whore now. waterbottle674(00:31:10): you better not being talking to me bitch... waterbottle674(00:32:22): u doin ok over there? waterbottle674: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com

We should count how many shout box suggestion topics there are.

We have some information, from magazines. If they put some stuff on the site, it would be the same things we've already read.

Bullshit. I'm running the 1.52 firmware from the Japanese site. ALL the firmwares have English, Japanese, etc. on them. Mine plays games and UMD movies just fine.

Um... Why don't I remember him having a name in GTA2? Infact, I remember naming myself((for the save)), and each gang calling me something different.

I can get the firmware today? Oh Shit. You know I will. If what Spaz said is true then I'll post in this topic tonight on my PSP. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What the HELL is up with your quote? No. You can get it TOMORROW. Notice how my post was made "TODAY"((look at the date, it literately says "TODAY")). I made the mistake of thinking yesterday was today, though. I was disappointed today at 12:00 when I realised today was Monday the 15th.

This is a stupid question but how do you browse to the "San Andreas" forum? LOCKED.

God, these fuckin' idiots. Investigating an already investigated game. I don't know who's dumber, New Zealand, or America.

You're right, but you're a little off-track. The reasoning behind the no speaking is because he is suppose to be you. YOUR thoughts, YOUR attitude, YOUR voice. Read the back of the boxart, he is always mentioned as YOU. BTW, how do you even know that he's in GTA2?

WTF are you talking about? Who the HELL is Tommy?

Hi Dude, Don't worry I've Backup's. It will be great If you can help me out. thnx. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Um.....

If you're in America, you can get the 2.0 firmware tomorrow. Only thing is, it's the Japanese release. Not to fear, ALL the firmwares have various languages.

Politicians are BIG time anti-GTA'rs. They'd probably rant and rave about the character being a politician more than us fans will.

The deserves PINNAGE. Awesomeness. I can't stress enough that GTA IF boards always suck. And actually, .TK is pretty good. It's URL masking, without gay crap like http://go.to/domain. That's just stupid. And you can get actual .TK domains, the domain masks are the free ones. Either way .TK doesn't work for me, or a few of my friends. Weird.

Everyone shut the gently caress up before I close this topic. That was over and dealt with like a week or more ago. Enough about that shit.

It matches your sig and avatar set! Awesomenesses!

Who says modding is necessary, or even possible?

Circular juggling seems the easiest.

Hmmm... Maybe so? That would be nice. Like the Gamma packs for Wipeout.

Aww.... No swimming or interiors. Who cares. Portable GTA r0x0rZ my b0x0rZ.

BLEGH. I wouldn't trust it. Isn't showing the menu basically spoiling it for us?

Don't forget the TV reciever.... Which will hopefully make it to the US version.

Um, I've heard about it already. It kicks major ass.

Alright. Explain it now.