Ocelot

Av: 5/5 Sig: 4/5 personality: Sexy Bitch

Damn this topic made me thirsty just reading it! I think I'll get a coke outta the fridge.

I'd... escape WWYDI you were god?

You become a spy like Solid Snake and Sam Fisher... but Liquid Snake pwnz j00 I wish my penis was a big as Geno's 12 inch one.

You get "great pwning skillz" lessons from Geno but then the internet vanishes and is gone forever, so your "pwning skillz" are useless. I wish I was a sexy bitch

You become President, but an assasin kidnaps you and rapes you everyday. I wish I could tapdance.

....... Well I must say I can't listen to rap without having to cut my balls really slowly with a pocket knife. I like Classic Rock, like Pink Floyd, The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, The Doors, Rolling Stones etc.