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Everything posted by Ocelot

  1. C====8 That's what my face looks like when I get raped every day.
  2. I hate all of those bands except for Foo Fighters. I like the "old" Punk Rock. Today's "Punk Rock" (Such as Green Day, Blink 182, etc.) is shit in my opinion.
  3. I've posted in this topic before, but meh. Some of my favorite bands: Classic Rock - Led Zeppelin, The Rolling Stones, The Doors, Pink Floyd, Queen, etc. Grunge - Nirvana Pop/Rock - The Beatles, The B-52's Blues/Rock - Stevie Ray Vaughen (Sp?) Hip Hop - The only music I like from this genre is Eazy-E Punk Rock - The Sex Pistols, The Ramones, The Clash Classical - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart That's all I can think of at the moment. I like Techno too, although I haven't heard enough of it to classify it as one of my favorite music genres.
  4. Yum. Avatar: 9/10 for humor Sig: 8/10
  5. I like the PS2, it has some of my favorite games of all time. I like the controller as well.
  6. ^ Has an ass that smells like shampoo. < Enjoys the smell of Sean's ass. V Enjoys the smell of my penis.
  7. -bghvfcfcdfcopiopklkoi9 Used my chin, then I began humping my keyboard. Which was actuallly rather difficult.
  8. Hm... Well, my name is... Ivan. Ivan Ritchie. I'm sixteen, live with my dad (parents are divorced). My sister just got into college about a month ago. Hrm... well, for school, I'm doing okay. A's, mostly B's, and a few C's now and then. Ehh, yeah. Doesn't matter much, the only thing I'm focused on is passing the grade. I live in Plano, Texas. The first school I went to was Gulledge, Elementary. It was fun. Can't remember much about it though, I was in it for Kindergarten through Third Grade. Then when my parents got divorced, I switched schools, and went to Skaggs, Elementary. Fourth grade sucked, had no friends and was a bit nervous. But it was cool in 5th grade, I made a lot of friends, and had some fun, although the teachers I remember sucked ass. I then went to Rice Middle School. In sixth grade I grew my hair long, and got my first girlfriend. My grades were shit at first but I was able to manage and make B's and a few A's. Seventh grade was cool, I got better grades and made new friends. I sometimes got into fights with the eighth graders... it didn't turn out too well. Eighth grade was good, and by the end of it most of my friends and my girlfriend who I was with since sixth grade all moved. Probably the longest time I've been with some someone so far. High school sucks, I hate it. I cut my hair short again in the ninth grade. .. Um, hobbies include playing with my band, guitar, video games, watching SOME anime (although I think most of it is stupid), and skateboarding. I don't smoke, drink, or do any kind of drugs, and I don't plan to. Ok, I really can't think of anything else to put here... so that's it.
  9. )(` First I did it with my toes. Then my ass. My ass somehow deleted what I typed with my toes, and ended up with this.
  10. Happy birthday! Hope you had a good time.
  11. On the Track of Bigfoot One shitty day, our class went hiking along the Antarctica River. Like all bitchy hikers, we were ready for any emergency. In our backpacks, we carried prostitutes, dicks, and one whore. As we walked along the trail, Mr. Jackoff noticed a urinal colored footprint. "Do you think a dumbass made these tracks?" Mr. Jackoff asked. "No, but let's follow them anyway," suggested Skyline. We raped for hours. Then I screamed, "Let me climb up your ass!! I think I see a huge penis." "Shit!" we heard someone say. It was Hilary Clinton. "Hilary Clinton!" we screamed. "We thought you were a huge penis!" "Do I look like a huge penis? Well, as long as you're all here, you can help me look for bitches. There are lots of them here along the Antarctica River. We can take them back to school and study them under our microscopes." "gently caress!" everyone said.
  12. A Crazy Night at the Library One night something really shitty happened at the library. The characters in the stories started humping from their books! Peter Pan climbed into Charlotte's Web and started Screwing with Wilbur the Pig! Crimson wandered into an encyclopedia and ended up lost in Africa! The craziest part was when Pamela Anderson wandered into The Sex Book and said, “Benny, I don’t think we’re in Playboy any more.” Then Ms. Bitch walked in and said, “Ooh, push harder!! Everybody back in place!” The characters fucked around the room. Just in time! The students in grade 1 came in to get books for their reports, but it was safe. All the characters were back in the books where they belonged. Here's another one. What Are Friends For? Last night, as I sat in the Closet eating penis and watching Family Guy, the telephone rang. When I picked it up, I heard a raping sound. It was my friend Crimson. He told me that he couldn't solve the 55 problems that Mrs. Shitley had assigned for homework. I'm pretty shitty in math, so it took me only 68 minutes to figure out the answers. "These problems are easy!" I told him. "Use your dildo." "It's broken!" he said. "I think my whore pissed over it." "Then you'll just have to use your fingers!" I suggested sadly. "Nipples!! You're a big help! The next time I need advice, I'll call Michael Jackson," he shouted. I don't know why Crimson was so mad. Did he want me to give him the answers?
  13. Smashing Pumpkins - Bullet With Butterfly Wings
  14. Um... I'm pretty sure nearly everyone on this forum has it. And, yes, I got it for the PS2 first day also.
  15. John Lennon - Woman Is The Ni*ger Of The World
  16. ^ Sexy to teh max0rz < Is watching a cheesy soap opera. v Has eaten moldy cheese before.
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