OK I will start, 
1.Hire Darth Vader to kill every single teacher in my school 
2.Droping an atomic bomb on Jack Thompsons house 
3.Forcing PS3 fanboys to play Halo until they can`t take it anymore and kill themselves(LOL) 
4.Hiring Jason Vorhees,Freddy Krueger,Jigsaw,Michael Myers and Chucky to go on a rampage through the city until they get to the white house and kill George Bush 
5.Santa Claus gets drunk and goes on a murderous rampage through his factory with a chainsaw