Chris

No, search Fleshlight on Google, note the E, not an A. Not a condom, a male sex toy. World renowned actually, widely regarded as the best. I haven't got one mind you.

Is she an actual pornstar?

Still, if you're desperate you can always resort to prostitutes. OR. If you don't want to get AIDS, just buy a Fleshlight™ Another helpful post by Chris™

I still live by the fact if you run a website you are too geeky to be in a relationship, and therefore I will never have a girlfriend ever.

It's certainly a possibility. But I'm not banking on it. To be honest you can't really count on rockstar to make it online. But it would be great if they did do it.

Yes I did. This isn't a porn topic though. Gerard complains otherwise, don't ya? So anyway, has anyone here actually got a girl or boyfriend? long term?

In Australialand? You're thousands of miles away, why would you? Lordi really pwn.

w00t Finland won! Awesomeness, I'm gonna try and find their song and post it here for the benefit of non Europeans What a farcical event Eurovision is, but all in all a bit of a laugh. Anyway, here is Lordi's 'amazing' performance :: Share it with your friends! Roffle.

No she was old, slightly fit, but old. Yes that's right. No let's not. Oh and this Irish one is just gay.

OMFG how bad are the French!! Un-fucking-believable. She was awful. Without a doubt the worst song so far. And who was that Ukrainian bird, she was quite fit, I think she is a Shakira wannabe though, she sounded slightly like her IMO.

OMG we actually got a decent applause, probably because of the schoolgirls. haha. excellent. European music is funny.

ROFL this should be a right laugh. Now we get to hear some crap European music, mostly.

^ What he said. But if you don't want it for gaming, or stuff, then get a MacBook or MacBookPro because they are teh sex. Speaking of sex, if this topic ever gets a bit boring or needs spicing up a bit, just post a picture of a hot women, you're sure to revive us all and I promise you won't get banned/warned as long as it's not full on porn or full frontal nudity

About 3 months. Seriously Dell's are shite. MY battery broke within 3 months. And my laptop is now slow as hell and I don't have tons of stuff on it to slow it down. I have an Inspiron 630m, 1.86GHz, 512MB Ram. Of course that RAM needs upgrading but it's too expensive for a crap laptop. Im better off getting a MacBook Pro anyway. Much much better, and more sexy, and if you need Windows programs still then just install VirtualPC or whatever it's called, but unless you want games and stuff it's pointless. Check this spec: MacBook Pro, 15-inch, 2GHz Intel Core Duo SuperDrive (DVD±RW/CD-RW) AirPort Extremem Card & Bluetooth MacBook Pro 15-inch Widescreen Display 1GB 667 DDR2 - 2x512MB SO-DIMMs 80GB Serial ATA drive (5400rpm) 2.0GHz Intel Core Duo Backlit Keyboard & Mac OS £1,469.01

I'm definitely getting one, and I wouldn't get the cheapest one anyway - it lacks features, probably. It's just I won't get one straight away because they'll be so expensive. Ideally I want to have a 360 and a PS3. That would own.

I think this topic will be the best on the entire forum. So...is anyone gonna buy a PS3 as soon as it comes out?

Ghostchild has made a great new San Andreas air acrobatics stunt video. His latest video, entitled Pokker is definitely a must see for anyone who loves watching aero-stunts. So head over to our downloads database and watch Pokker, it's in WMV format and just over 44mb, so it won't take too long to download as long as you aren't still on dialup, and if you are in that 10% demographic then it's time to upgrade. I watched the video and I have to say there is a lot of skill involved in pulling some of the stunts off. It's also worth mentioning that a small group of members on our own forums are hoping to create a collaborational video. Currently they are planning two stunt videos, one for Vice City, and a more popular one for San Andreas, there's also an audition topic for those who are interested. If you are interested them make sure you let everyone know by posting in the SA Community Video topic or the VC Community Video topic, whichever you can contribute to, or both if you can! Tell us what you think of Pokker in our forums.

Well of course I do but I'm not going to email them to ask them such a useless question Everyone can leave it up to their own imaginations.

whose? Ghostchild's? No it isn't, he have me the URL for it today so I could watch it and then get it ready to post for tomorrow.

What Akuma said is true, and also, stunting is beginning to die out a bit now. There's literally hundreds, maybe even over a thousand videos out there, it's been done a lot. However, if everyone is serious about doing it then it can work. You all have to be dedicated to it though. I could give this topic a mention on the homepage tomorrow as I've been asked to post a stunt video by Ghostchild, I can mention this topic in the news post.

I could give this topic a mention on the homepage tomorrow as I've been asked to post a stunt video by Ghostchild, I can mention this topic in the news post. Anyway for my audition can I just show you two of my old school videos I did for Vice City. Now I must stress these are old school, made before stunting became a craze, so that means not really innovative stunts, not much effort put into editing, and poorly chosen music. So there we go. Anyway search the downloads database for Vice City Stuntage if you haven't seen my vids.

Still doesn't answer his question, I don't think he has any problems with the mission, he just wants to know what a Zap is. Probably just a made up name for a drug. Like a laxative or something.

mvi I don't think the trail does show up. Not sure though, haven't even played the game for months... wheelman: yeah click on new reply, to this topic, and scroll down to the attachments and attach the files to your next post or whatever.

Should I bother upgrading to a newer version or not?

omg im writing this from my psp firmware is 2.01 btw