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  1. Oh catch that. I guess you can lock this topic or something?
  2. www.lockerz.com Q: What is Lockerz? A: Lockerz is the place to go to buy the coolest stuff at the lowest prices, watch exclusive video, discover new music, play the hottest games, hang out with your friends - and get rewarded for just about EVERYTHING you do on the site. Our mission is to be your daily habit, not a site for your parents or grandparents looking for their long-lost friends from Kindergarten. One other thing you'll love about Lockerz are PTZ (or "Pointz"). PTZ are Lockerz' proprietary loyalty "currency" that you earn whenever you buy, watch, play, share, invite friends, or even just show up on Lockerz. Redeem PTZ for incredible prizes, great products and dream experiences. Lockerz is set to launch on October 15. Members who sign up now will get to explore and help shape the site before the launch. We hope you'll join us. Q: Who is eligible? A: This site is available to worldwide residents. Q: How much does it cost to sign up? A: Nothing, this site is absolutely free. Q: Do I have to be involved with a referral program once I signed up? A: No, but you do get 20 invites max then you become a ptz VIP. Q: What is a ptz VIP? A: As a VIP you get a free T-Shirt, double the points, and VIP shopping. Q: How do I earn ptz? A: There are many ways you can earn points. You may earn points just by logging into the site daily, answer a few questions known as " Dailies ", invites, and for one time only after you sign up you will get a chance to play a ptz catcher game and you can rack up as many points as wish within the time limit. Q: Why are most of the prizes out of stock? A: Keep in mind that this site officially launches on October 15, 2009 so don't hope for everything to be stocked up just yet. Q: How often do they restock games? A: As of right now I don't know yet but according to their twitter. They are constantly restocking games and also taking suggestions. Q: Is shipping free? A: Shipping is free within the United States, however international shipping is different as extra 20 ptz will be deducted. Q:What type of shipping do they use? A: All items are currently sent via ground shipping. Unless otherwise explained in the product details. Q: Can I return an item after I've placed an order for it? A: No returns on redeemed items. Q: Do they have a Facebook/Twitter? A: Yes, You can follow them @ www.twitter.com/lockerz or www.facebook.com/lockerz 1. What is Lockerz: Lockerz is an invitation-only website created to connect members through commerce, content and community. Watch exclusive video, discover new music, play games, connect with friends, and get rewarded for it. The more often you visit, the more opportunities you have to earn PTZ (or “Pointz”), Lockerz’ own form of currency. Lockerz was founded in March, 2009. 2. What types of products can be purchased at Lockerz: Members will be able to purchase a wide range of products from apparel, accessories, electronics, games, sports equipment and other products from hundreds of well known brands. Members will also be able to purchase digital assets such as music, videos, art, and decals. 3. Is Lockerz a scam: Lockerz is a real company. It is funded by Liberty Media, one of the largest media companies in the US. The Chief Executive Officer of Lockerz is Kathy Savitt, a former executive at Amazon.com and American Eagle Outfitters. 4. Why is Lockerz giving away prizes at low levels on PTZ Place: First, we just want to thank you for getting involved at the very beginning. You rock. Plus, you’re helping us build the coolest group of brand trendsetters every time you invite friends to Lockerz...but you probably knew that. And finally, we want you to try out the different PTZ levels to get a taste of how everything will work when we go live this fall. This version of the PTZ Place is a test for us to figure out what you like, what we like, and how together we can make Lockerz unbelievable when it officially launches. 5. Why is everything “Fresh Out” in PTZ Place: We are “fresh out” because the overwhelming early response to Lockerz blew right through our initial inventory. We will re-stock PTZ Place with new items starting this Friday, August 14. 6. Why aren’t people receiving invites: The overwhelming early response to Lockerz has occasionally maxed out our capacity to send email invitations. We are still in a beta learning phase. We are adding capacity every day. You should now be able to send and receive invites successfully. Invites that you already entered into the system should have been sent by now. You still may not be able to invite friends directly through Facebook. We are working really hard to fix that fast. 7. Will Lockerz ship internationally: Once Lockerz begins selling products this fall, we will ship to many countries outside the US tl;dr Its a invite only site that offers free stuff for points. Points are real easy to get and it's not like one of those gay survey sites. If you send me your email I can invite you guys too it. It's really fun and addicting. Also if you already have an account, discuss about the site here and if you like it or not.
  3. Seth Rogen in 40 Year Old Virgin. Andy Stitzer: You guys, she's picking me up in an hour. David: Oh, drag, dude. Cal: She's picking you up from here? Andy Stitzer: Yeah. Cal: That's fucked up, man. Andy Stitzer: Why? Cal: Why? Seriously. I mean, look at this place, man. You gotta see this through the eyes of a woman, you know? What is she going to think when she comes in here? Look. He's got a billion toys. Andy Stitzer: So what? Cal: And more video games than a teenaged Asian kid. Andy Stitzer: Okay. Cal: [Pointing to an action figure on a shelf] Is that the Six Million Dollar Man's boss? Andy Stitzer: That's Oscar Goldman. Cal: Why do you have that? Andy Stitzer: That's worth a lot of money. That's much more valuable than Steve Austin. Cal: Well, that may be the case. But none of this shit is sexy, okay? Andy Stitzer: I'm not trying to be sexy, man. Cal: [Pointing to a framed poster] I mean, seriously, Asia? You framed an Asia poster? How hard did the people at the frame store laugh when you brought this in? Andy Stitzer: They did not laugh at me. David: Know why you're gay? Because you like Asia. Andy Stitzer: You guys cool it with the gay. You know, she's on her way over here, okay? Cal: First, you relax, okay? Andy Stitzer: Just stop calming me down and tell me what I should do. Cal: Okay, we just take everything that's embarrassing and we move it out of here so it doesn't look like you live in Neverland Ranch. haha "Is that the Six Million Dollar Man's boss?" Seth Rogen is the best.
  5. Notorious

    GTA 5 Wishlist

    OUTER SPACE. lol not really, but it'd be kind of tight to be in like a huge space station city in the middle of space. In the future of course with futuristic clothing.
  6. OK..... What was the point of that? (Very Random Reply dude..... ) Oh it had to be from this website? I thought just your favorite quote by any person. My bad.
  7. "You can't party your life away, drink your life away, smoke your life away, fuck your life away, dream your life away, scheme your life away, cause your seeds grow up the same way" -Wu Tang Clan
  8. Has happened to me too. She asked if we could hang out and I agreed. We went on a date, but I fucked up and crashed the car. After that her name disappeared from the Phonebook, so I guess it's jsut a glitch.
  9. America's Next Top Hooker is defiantly the best one.
  10. Have you heard of the Swing set of doom? Just do the glitch in a car, and the car does way more than 5 flips. The most I got was 10.
  11. Would of been better if she was wearing a red shirt, and tied it.
  12. I like to stalk people. Follow them everywhere they go. They get in a cab or car, I'll follow behind them slowly at a pace equal to theirs, always 2 cars length behind them. They get a hot dog, I get a hot dog, etc. While doing this one day I came across a couple. A dark haired man with medium length hair, and this girl who had gorgeous long blond hair. I followed this couple for miles, from Alderney City to the bright neon lights of Star Junction, they were seemingly happy, joyful, in love with one another. The man cared for his girlfriend, and the girlfriend cared for her boyfriend. They ate happily together, always eating hot dogs, taking in the city. Always staring into each others eyes with deep glee and happiness. I had never seen so much love between two people. I cared for these two as much as they cared for each other. I would do as much as I could to make sure nothing would ever happen to them. Going ahead of them a bit and beating up hobos, walking in traffic ahead of them to make sure if a car were to come I would take it for them, and any other nuisance there could be. Then it happened. After watching them stare at a giant ad in the Star Junction I realized something. I am alone. No one. Michelle was long gone for something I do not wish to bring up. Kiki dumped me when she found out I had been having intercourse with hookers then bashing their heads in with a baseball bat to gain my money back. Carmen never called me again after our first date, mostly due to me pushing her down a set of subway stairs, then stomping her head into the steps. I never tried any other woman due to me thinking it was pointless at this point. I began to feel sad. I thought to myself, "Why can that man not be me?" "Is he any better than me?" "Why wouldn't she think of dating me? Get some coffee, even at least TALK TO ME?" I wanted her. I wanted this mysterious blond with the looks of an angel, and the laugh of a child. I wanted to be that man, I wanted to have what he had, to know that joy of having somebody care for your own well being. I was jealous of the man. I wanted that I could not have, that I desired for so much. The longer I watched them, the longer I wanted to become him, at any cost. I then felt remorse. Saddened of what I had become, a lonesome man stalking random pedestrians. But when the thought of this man touching her, kissing her, loving her... the thought of remorse was thrown to the back of my head as if I had never thought it. I set forth a plan. I would kill him. Take up my new identity as him. And me and the blond would live happily together forever. John and Sara(This is the name I have given them) hail for a taxi and enter one. This was my chance. My moment of truth was here, I could set forth and become what I craved and desired to be. I got in front of the taxi that the couple was in. I pulled the driver out of the cab and killed him in cold blood. The man stepped out, he was ready to kill me. He lusted for blood, the blood of me. I know what I had to do. I empty my shotgun in his face, the man formerly known as John is dead. He is no more, this chapter of his life has ended and mine starts. I am now who I always wanted too be. I steal the taxi and drive away with his wife/girlfriend in the back. I had never been so happy in my life! Then... Screaming. She screams. She wants out. She doesn't want me. She fears me, hates me, loathes me. She feels everything towards me, but still does not love me. How could this happen? Why does she not love me? Is there something wrong with me? What could I have done? I'm thrown into a maelstrom of feelings, mostly guilt, and hatred towards my self. But most of all sadness. She doesn't want me, those words kept ringing in my head. I knew what I had to do. I drive her whilst her screaming like a banshee. I reach my destination. The cliff next to Mikhail Faustin's house. If you've ever seen this part of the game there are rocks and old cars that seems from the '50s, and '60s at the bottom. I rev my engine. She screams even louder. I drive faster, faster, and faster. Her death curling scream gets louder, louder, and louder. We fly off the edge. Everything is then silent for a mere second. This second feels like an eternity. I know what I am doing, I feel no regret. I am also for the first time in a long time; happy. We both plummet to the bottom and die instantaneously. They will never know who killed John, or the cab driver Shafeeq. They will never find the body of Sara or Niko Bellic. The ocean mixed with gasoline fueled fire will ruin any traces of our pasts or future. I then revive at a hospital and steal a Blista Compact and go bowling with Roman.
  13. Call up Roman for a taxi. Once you get in his taxi, then choose a location as far away as possible from where you are. While the cab driver is driving there cause as much mayhem, until you get 4 stars.
  14. I was dating Carmen, and I pushed her off a flight of stairs while going down the subway.
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