Samil

One time I pushed a ped over a bridge and when he hit the ground he wasn't dead.But after that, BANG! He died. ):))

You have been killed by the "Trolley of Doom"!!

1.I jumped off a tall building with a parachute ... I fell and a message told me to open the parachute.So I clicked but the para didn't open.I clicked and clicked till it opened but too late cause I touched the ground and PLEOSH! Wasted. 2.I was on Mt. Chilliad with a bike and I wanted to jump, I accelerated to that mini ramp but suddenly I lost control and hit wigh that little fence.The bike stood there and I was falling and then ... BANG!In hospital.

Write here the weirdest glitches you saw in SA.I'll tell one: in the restaurants (Pizza Stack,Burgershot) where there are people,just shoot somewhere and if you see someone who is still standing down on the chair with the head on the table kill that person and if you push that person he/she will talk.Kinda weird.Maybe they are hungry zombies ... hungry for a pizza.

What gang exactly?Rifas,Triads,Da Nang?I hate the Rifas:they have no guns and have boring cars and drink a lot.

Use your imagination and create some cool mods/cheats.I imagined a cheat : ghost town,zombie people that attack you and mods like more cool weapons/accesories like M60,NV goggles,satchel charges,W2000 sniper rifle etc.

One time I shot a guy in the head (he was in a car) and quickily jacked his car.The driver was beheaded and when CJ punched him ... he had his head back.A new head grown.Looks like CJ can't punch beheaded people.

aha ... now i get it xD

Sounds kinda crazy but how did he survived?He was killed by Tommy in his mansion ... then by CJ at Saint Mark's Bistro.Please give me an answer.

Wu Zi Mu.He's the best.

Can somebody tel me where the phone booth is?

supernuke i think thats more like an easter egg

If anybody needs help with the missions access www.gtamissions.com for walkthroughs for any GTA.

The Job

street clothes

M60 (machine gun in the army tower or at phil's place)

Claude ! He's a real assassin.

favorite : shoreside ... i just like it least favorite: portland ... i get wasted everytime lol