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Well I didn't put it in pharagraps but I hope you like it ... It's a combination between San Andreas and Hitman. ===5 THINGS=== One sunny day, CJ was driving around Los Santos when he stopped because the car infront stopped.He horned and the driver looked at him and got in his car.Then the traffic was on again.When turning the corner, a man opened CJ's door and knocked him.CJ had the opportunity to see who it was and it was the driver.He also saw his car in an alley.CJ then woke up on a chair in a dark room.Suddenly the lights went on and CJ saw the whole room.He saw Toreno infront of him on a chair and in the room were 4 guards. *CJ: Toreno? *Toreno: Yep! *CJ: Ugh ... what the fuck was that? *Toreno: What that? *CJ: That punch! Man that's it I'm going to kill you! Wait ... where the hell is my gun? *Toreno: You mean this gun? *CJ: Fuck you! *Toreno: Whatever! Look, I got one more job for you. *CJ: Oh no! No more fucking shits man! I'm tired of your freaking missions. *Toreno: Okay so you have to ... *CJ: I said no! *Toreno: What you want this time? I can give you everything you want. *CJ: Nothing! *Toreno: Come on tell me! Money, chicks ... everything. *CJ: Hmm ... I could use a new video-game ... *Toreno: Okay ... *CJ: More cash to buy my own island and a Burger Shot ... *Toreno: Yes ... *CJ: And that you won't ask me do your dirty jobs! *Toreno: Ok ... what? Okay but only for a month. *CJ: Whole life! *Toreno: A month! *CJ: Whole life! *Toreno: A month! *CJ: Whole life! *Toreno: A week! *CJ: Okay! *Toreno: Great! *CJ: Hey wait ... damn! Fuck you! *Toreno: Okay here's the briefing ... you will have a jet prepared outside.But watch out! You'll be alone.Okay now go! *CJ: Asshole! CJ went outside to take the jet and saw that the jet had auto-pilot.This was good cause he had to read the briefing too.So he entered the jet and took off.After 10 minutes of flight, he took the briefings and began to read. *CJ: So first I need to ... take a mini-bomb from an army base?! Not again! I even dunno why am I doing this ... the base is in Canada.Hey what's here? "Careful in Canada is snow.You have an Arctic equipment in the locker".Well at last this time im prepared. When arrived in Canada, there was snow everywhere.CJ put on the Arctic equipment and the jet landed somewhere behind a hill.CJ had a map of the location the jet was progammed to land and some supplies left by Toreno for him.CJ had to go north from that point but before that he had to see what's in the boxes.He opened the boxes and found 3 knifes, 4 SDs, 2 SD Mp5,satchel charges, night-vision goggles,some fibrewire, some ammo, some binnoculars and a lock-pick.After he took what he needed he put the boxes in the jet and went north to the base.On the hill, CJ took the binnoculars and watched the guards patrolling around the base.He advanced but stopped quickly because 2 guards stopped talking.When they turned to continue their patrol, CJ advanced.A guard heared something and turned.He was looking at CJ's direction but couldn't see him.CJ popped a bullet in the guard's head and he felt down.CJ dragged his body somewhere at distance and hid him in the snow.He got at the fence and cut the wires.He entered the base but exactly then the guard from outside the base spotted him.CJ quickly killed him and hid his body behind some boxes.CJ, slowly advanced to the hangar where the bomb was supposed to be."It's a weird place to put a bomb" he said.He knew that if he entered the main door, the guards will see him, so he entered from the window.He hid behind a box and when a guard came, he quickly went behind him and killed him with the fibrewire.He hid his body and continued to go.He spotted 2 guards talking and another one coming in his direction.He wasted the guard that was coming and hid his body.Now he had to kill the 2 guards.He jumped and started shooting at them.After they were killed another guard heared something falling and quickly came an CJ stabbed the knife in his head.He then hid all the bodies and advanced. He hid behind a box and saw 2 guards guarding the bomb.One of them went to pee so CJ shot the other one and quickly hid his body.When the guard came he didn't see his friend anymore and then CJ wasted him in one bullet.He quickly hid his body and took the bomb, exiting the window.Exactly when he put the foot on the ground he was surrounded by guards. *Guard: Freeze rat! *CJ: Shoot and die! You won't shoot a guy with a nuclear bomb in his arms right? *Guard2: He's right! If we shoot him we will all be dead. *CJ: Smart boy! CJ started wasting everyguard there and the base was alarmed.A tank came infront of CJ and a guard said to give up.CJ ran into another buiding there and found some chemical projects that could explode at fire.CJ planted some satchel charges and jumped through the window.He saw guards running like mad through the base.He made his way to the fence and exited through the opening.When he entered the jet it took off and he pressed the button of the remote, blowing the whole base up.In the jet, he continued the list. *CJ: Now I got to ... steal 50 million dollars from a safe in Brazil.Wonder why Toreno need all this money ... doesn't he have enough.Damn I better take off this costume ... Hey here says that I have to ... parachute? Fuck you Toreno! In Brazil, CJ was prepared to rob the bank.It was night and he had advantage.Althrough there were many guards in the bank.When he was over the bank, he parachuted and the jet flew west from his position.He programmed the jet to land on a field not to far from here.He entered the bank through the roof door.He spotted guards patrolling the whole place every guard armed to teeth.He slowly advanced and reached a big hall.A guard was coming and casue he didn't had what to do, he shot the guard with the SD and hid the body.He heared footsteps coming and he hid behind the counter until the guards left.He then advanced to the safe where he saw 2 guards with nightvision-goggles.He was thinking what to do and he found a letter in his equipment.The letter said "Check your backpack".CJ checked and saw a long black curtain.It was perfect for him to go side the wall slowly and that's how he did.He reached the first guard and quickly stabbed the knife in his head.He turned and blasted the second guard.He didn't had where to hide the bodies so he put stabbed a knife in each one, the knife entering the wall.The guards looked like they are alive, standing and guarding with the weapons in their arms.CJ now had to open the safe which was really hard.He tried everything."What would Sweet do?", he said in his mind."Of course!",he said then he shot the locker and the safe opened.Then he put all the cash in the backpack and then he spotted some wings.They were perfect for him to take his fly to the field where the jet was.He went to the window but cause he ouldn't open it, he shot the window, breaking the glass and alarming the guards.He then juped and when the guards came they didn't saw a thing and knowledged the 2 guards were dead. CJ managed to land on the field.He watched back at the window where he saw some figures.He went into the jet and continued his journey. *CJ: Next I have to stea a diamond from egypt.This will be easy it has less guards only lasers and I have a rope so I can do it "classic".But first lunch time. CJ took lunch and after that he arrived in egypt.He landed the plane in the desert and continued on foot to the museum.He entered from the roof casue the museum had only one entrance and that was guarded by the museum security.He entered through the window, hanged down and stole the diamond.He left a photo with the diamond there and then he went back to the jet. *CJ: Now this was easy! Now I have to steal gold from a bank in China? That's easier.The bank is closed and only 2 guards are patrolling the whole bank. He arrived in Chine and landed the plane silently on the roof.He entered through the door and reached the safe.The safe had the latest generation of locker and it was really complicated to open.Even with Sweet's method he didn't succeed.He had to take the code, key and hand print from a guard.When a guard came he saw him and took his gun.CJ quickly took his SD Mp5 and shot him in the leg.The guard felt on the ground and CJ advanced to him. *CJ: What's the code? *Guard: Who said I'll say something? *CJ: Say or I'll blast your balls. *Guard: Oh okay! It's 1901. *CJ: And where's the key? *Guard: In the bosses office. *CJ: Okay you come with me. He took the guard to the bosses office, took the key and returned.At the safe, CJ shot the guard and killed him.He cut his hand and used it for the hand print scanner.He opened the safe, took all the gold he could take and had to get rid of the guard.So he had fun throwing the guard through the window, the guard falling on a car.After that he saw cops entering the bank.He was lucky the bank had 42 floors.CJ quickly went on the roof and took off fast. *CJ: Okay now the last target.Everything from the romanian ambassador's mansion.Gosh! This'll be hard.His mansion is in Constanta.Heh... When CJ was over the Black Sea, he looked through the window to see the ... Black Sea ... which was black.The jet then landed on a small island.CJ got out and saw a boat and some loadings.He took some ammo, and went with the boat to the ambassadors mansion.The mansion was near the sea but the shore was guarded by guards.CJ parked the boat behind some rocks and he advanced towards the mansion.He managed to climb the hill, and he got to the back yard, where the pool was.There were 2 guards there.CJ killed them both and had to open the door.He used the lockpick and entered the house.The house was crawling with guards so CJ quietly went behind a guard, killed him with the fibre wire, and hid the body.He arrived in the hall where he saw to guards guarding a door.He shot the vase from the opposite sideof the hall and thw guards went to check what happened.He then entered the ambassadors bedroom, where he found him, his wife and some jewerly.He took the jewerly and left the bedroom.Then he got out and the guards came back to their posts. CJ then arrived in the kitchen where more guards were.He saw a painting worth thousands of dollars so he had to do a diversion.But he didn't knew romanian.He shot another painting that felt on the floor and the guards went ot check.Then he took the painting and found behind it a safe that could be opened easy so he opened it and took the cash.He then hid the painting and the rest of the goods in the closet and checked the rest of the house.In the bathroom, he hit the jackpot.He found, behind the rug, a door which he opened and found some pearls, diamond, more cash and jewerly and a gold tiara.He took them all in his mini backpack, returned to the closet, took the things and returned to the boat but he found 2 guards there searching the boat.He took his SD Mp5 and SD 9mm and shot both guards and threw their bodies in the boat.Then he went back to the isle and on the way he dropped the bodies in the water.He got in the jet and went back to San Andreas. When he arrived at Los Santos, he saw a man reading a newspaper at the.The man advanced at him and told to follow him.They got to Toreno's. *CJ: Okay Toreno I got your shits! *Toreno: Oh yes! Nice job agent CJ! *CJ: Whatever man! Don't forget! Video-game, island, Burger Shot! *Toreno: Yeah, yeah! I got your island, with a restaurant there and heres the newest video-game released on the market. *CJ: Plus ... 2 weeks of peace! *Toreno: One! *CJ: 2! *Toreno: Oh alright! *CJ: Okay then see ya! When CJ returned to Grove street, Sweet was standing with Cesar and Kendl infront of the house.He was looking worried.CJ went to him and asked what happened. *CJ: Hey bro what's up? *Sweet: What's up? You! Where the hell have you been?! *CJ: Long story bro ... but I got a video game and an Island with a Burger Shot restaurant. *Kendl: How'd you got that? *CJ: Longer story .... *Cesar: Don't tell me ... that Toreno guy right? *CJ: Yeah! *Sweet, Kendl & Cesar: Oh! *Sweet: Well let's see the island! *Cesar: And the restaurant! *Kendl: I want a mansion there! *CJ: Whatever you want sis ... whatever you want. ===END===

People I need more ideas for stories! Oh and homer ... I need normal stories.I was thinking of another mission for Toreno but this time CJ will go alone.He will have 5 targets: a mini-bomb from a army base in Canada, 50 million dollars from a safe in Brazil, a huge diamond from Egypt, 100g of gold from a fortress bank in China and every shiny thing from the Romanian Ambassador.What do you say.

Monster or Hijack. What is the first mission from Woozie?

It doesn't matter afterall.

Yeah I heard about the Epsilon Cult too ... about the Cult Farm and the cultists around SA.The backpack guy that's talking about the Epsilon Cult like:"Careful, brother-uncle!", about that guy from Ammu-Nation who says "There are cultists everywhere friend!" and even Katie talks about the cultists.Their god is Kifflom, or at last I think.Whatever you can find more on: www.myepsilon.org

Hey I got an idea! I should write stories about the missions.A kind of walkthrough.I'll use the dialogues (if I can remember them -.-') and everything they do.

Actually I think is studio B.

The story is loco.I'll give it a 10 ... oh wait, my mystake I wanted to say 01.

Eh I'll ask. Fill the gaps: Tenpenny you _____________ piece __ ____! I ain't _______ you ___ ____ with all ___'__ done! Hint: Last mission.

Well I don't remember any cutsene with Loc being dead.

Dude, they don't like each other since OG Loc put Carl to steal his rhymes and kill his manager.Since then they are rivals.But not in this story.And yeah Sweet knocked Madd Dogg what's soweird at it?Althrough those two were annoying and Sweet had to shut them up. Okay I changed what Dogg said there.

Lol Madd Dogg is the East Coast ... Hahahahaha! Okay kiddin' now to get serious I'll answer both questions. 1.Madd Dogg is a rapper. 2.Somewhere in Angel Pine in the badlands. Q: Where is Truth's farm?

The plane gets on fire? I guess you don't use cheats to get rid of the cops and repair the plane.Althrough just go straight ahead and then take off with speed then your job to maintain the balance.Just don't hit the buildings and don't fly to low.If you loose control and go down ... then you do what you do.

Okay I'll ask then: Fill the gaps: That's the _____________ Green _____!

Porn movies. What is the name of the sturio where the shark is?

Somebody should tell him that he entered in the wrong building. xD

Right I better put it 94.But how could OG Loc be dead? When was he killed? I don't remember him dead.

This is my last story if you don't like it cause I don't like it.It's long and I bet you wont like it but I couldn't resist to make another story and sorry I couldn't bold the names and put it in pharagraphes.I knoe you won't like it ... ---THE MISSION--- It was a day of Wednesday in August 1994.CJ was in the living room with Sweet, Cesar and Kendl.They were talking about the future of the hood and the bussinesses from all over the country.Suddenly an OG enteres the house and went quick to CJ. *OG: CJ, there's a guy outside and wants to talk with you. *CJ: Who the hell could it be? *Sweet: Let's see. They exited the house and they saw a man standing in the middle of the street.The man waved at CJ and CJ went to talk with the man.The man said he was a gouvernment official and his boss needed CJ's help.CJ though that Toreno is involved.The man got in his car and CJ and the rest in theirs and they followed him under a bridge.There he went to a garbage bin and took a key.He opened a door and entered a big place.The man took CJ to his boss and the boss was no one than Toreno. *CJ: Toreno? Shit I was sure you're involved in this! *Toreno: And I was sure that you were sure that I'm involved in this. *Cesar: CJ whos this gringo? *CJ: Long story Ces. *Kendl: So what you need? *Toreno: Oh just an easy mission.So easy that even my 84 years grandma could do it.God rest her soul. *Sweet: So what we gonna do? *Toreno: Oh well get in a army base somewhere at 1357 kms from here, get through the tough security, steal a milliard dollar chip and all the scientific projects, blow up the base and get back here. *CJ: What the fuck? *Cesar: You loco ese! *Sweet: Man fuck you what you want us deads? And why should we do it? *Toreno: If I wanted you guys dead you weren't alive anymore.Oh and you'll do it cause I want, and I can give you a lot of cash plus high class weapons. *Sweet: We gonna die! *Toreno: Of course you can bring reinforcements if you want. *Cesar: Now that's better! I think ... *CJ: Aright Kendl look.You can't come.I can't risk to loose you. *Kendl: Carl! I'm not a child anymore ya know?! I can handle a gun. *Cesar: Chica stay here.I don't want you to get hurt. *Kendl: Oh okay! *hugs Cesar, Carl and Sweet* *Sweet: So who we gonna take man? *Toreno: What? I dunno, you have your friends I have mine now get outta here. *Cesar: I'm wondering how a guy like you have friends ... *Toreno: Hey I heard that! *Cesar: So where we gotta go ese? *Toreno: Oh right, umm wait a sec.Oh yeah, umm I lost it again.Umm ... c'mon, c'mon! I remember!! Area 23 ... or it was 15, or 82, or 99 ... hmm ... *CJ: Fuck you man tell us! *Toreno: Oh yeah its 69.1! It's in Russia.Sankt Petersburg exactly. *Sweet: Russia? Now we sure gonna die! *Toreno: Okay now go! So they went in their cars back to Grove street to decide who to take with them. *CJ: Hmm ... I say we take Woozie! *Cesar: Ese! He's blind! *CJ: He's blessed with good fortune! *Cesar: Right! *CJ: We take Paul and Maccer too. *Sweet: The brits? You crazy bro? They will get killed in no time! *CJ: Why you sayin' that bro? *Sweet: 'cause they are dumb! *CJ: It doesn't matter! *Kendl: Okay three on the list! *CJ: We gonna take Madd Dogg too, Rosie, Zero, Jethro, Dwaine, Truth and Jeffrey. *Kendl: Truth? Man he's a hippie ... *Cesar: And one who uses drugs ... *Sweet: And I don't think that fool will grab a gun in his life. *CJ: Oh he will ... he had a rocket launcher in his "Mothership" so I think it isn't impossible for him to blast some fools there. *Sweet: Alright now let's call them. They called everyone on the list and told them to meet with them tomorrow at 8:00 am at the LS airport.CJ told Woozie to come with a jet.After they called everyone they went to sleep.The next day they said good-bye to Kendl and went to Emmet for some guns.They took some 9mm sds, Mp5s, M4s, a rocket launcher, satchel charges and knifes.They then went to the LS airport and arrived there exactly at 8:00 am.They saw Paul, Maccer, Rosie and Truth standing infront of the airport, and Zero, Jetro and Dwaine coming with a taxi.OG Loc came with his bike and Madd Dogg with his limo. *Maccer: Hey mate what you bring us for? *CJ: I'll tell you in the plane! *OGLoc: Plane? *MaddDogg: CJ what's happening? *Sweet: Long story dog.Now let's go! They went on the lading field where they saw Woozie with his jet.The pilot said he had some bussiness to do and couldn't come with them to fly the jet.Maccer wanted to fly the jet but CJ decIded that Jethro should be the pilot and Dwaine the co-pilot.They took off and in the back CJ was discussing with the others. *CJ: Okay look! This is what we have to do: infiltrate an army base, steal some projects and a god dammed chip, blow the base up and get the hell outta there. *Paul: Mate you kiddin' ! *CJ: No I'm not! *Maccer: I knew I should have stay in bed and watch how my neighbours kill each other.Why the hell I wanted to come in America? *Rosie: So we gotta get in a base with almost three or four hundred soldiers, steal a no-good chip and some damn projects from a room that sure has cameras and we even dunno where it is! I really dunno why you took me in this! *CJ: Well Rosie ... about the cameras.They are handled.That's why we took Zero. *Zero: Yep! That's why you took me ... really? *OGLoc: So I gonna put my gangsta rapper body in danger only for a no-good CIA agent? *MaddDogg: Gangsta rapper? You only one big shit! I could be a huge rapper if you didn't stole my rhymes! *OGLoc: Shut up or I'll blast your brains! *MaddDogg: Well let's see you! *Sweet: Stop it now or I'll knock you head in head! *Cesar: Look we have with us a whole set of guns perfect to destroy an army base! *CJ: And here are the guns. *Truth: Whoa man! So many guns! You think I gonna take one? *Sweet: Take one or we'll drop you from the plane. *Maccer: I take the rocket launcher guys! *Paul: You better take the pistol mate. *Maccer: What? *Paul: Don't comment! You don't even know to fire a rocket launcher! *Maccer: Look who's talking. *Cesar: Eses! Everybody will take the basic load: knife, sd, mp5 and m4. *OGLoc: Just watch me how I blast on them fools! I'll enjoy it! *MaddDogg: And I'll enjoy you beeing shot in the head. *CJ: Stop fighting! You'll continue fighting after the mission. *Woozie: And when we gonna reach there? *CJ: No idea Wooz ... yo Jethro! How long we still have? *Jethro: No idea man! *CJ: Check the GPS man! *Jethro: Dwaine check the GPS. *Dwaine: Okay so we are somewhere in ... Romania. *Woozie: Romania? *Dwaine: Yeah! *Zero: That means we don't have more to go. After an hour of flight,they reached Sankt Petersburg and landed behind a cliff.Jethro and Dwaine waited at the jet while CJ and the rest started the plan.They reached the fence but it was electrified and Maccer got shocked.Zero hacked the sistem and stopped the power.They then entered and the base was alerted but not for long cause the power was on again and nobody suspected anything.They split in two teams and headed in different directions.CJ went with Sweet, Cesar and Woozie to the nuclear room to plant the bombs for some nice fireworks and the rest went to the control panel to unlock the gate to the underground lab.When CJ and his team reached the nuclear room, two guards were patroling in the room.They took their sds and sneaked behind them and blasted them.Woozie was "watching" the door so no guard guards will come but one was coming from upstairs so Woozie took his sd and sot him down.Cesar and Sweet planted the bombs and the team got outta there.Paul's team reached the control panel and Zero started hacking.They heared footsteps and a guard appeared.Paul quickly knocked him in the head and then shot him and hid his body.Another guard was coming from the opposite side and saw the team.OG Loc and Madd Dogg quickly took their sd's and shot the guard and id his body.Zero opened the gate and told Rosie to shoot the panel with is sd.Rosie, cowardly, aimed at the panel and shot it.The panel blew and the base had no-more power.They went to meet with the others .When they met they were surrounded by soldiers and the towers had their spotlight's on them. *Rosie: Oh great! Now what? *Maccer: I say we kill 'em! *Sweet: What do you say Carl? *CJ: Fuck 'em! CJ threw a grenade from his M4 into the soldiers and then they opened fire at the soldiers and the base was now at maximum alert.Hunters took off and were approaching the team.Using the rocket launcher, Cesar destroyed the hunters.A soldier was about to kill CJ but Truth killed the soldier first.After a tough fight, there was no-more soldier and they went underground.There they killed more soldiers and Zero hacked the sistem so the cameras will be shot down.They reached the labs and searched the rooms for the chip, also taking every scientific project they saw.When they reached a room with metal door with a hand scanner, Zero tried to took the imprint of the last hand but no success.Then Sweet was mad and shot the scanner and the door automaticy opened.In the room there were 4 soldier all with M4's and two scietists.They killed the guards and asked where the chip is.The scientists told them that the chip is in the floor in a hidden door.Truth opened the door, took the chip and handed it to CJ.They then wasted the scientists and got back to the plane.They took off and after 2 kms distance they pressed the button and blew the base up.They then went back to San Andreas.In the plane, they were tired and decided to take a snack and something to drink.Zero installed the auto pilot at the plane and they sat on their seats, enjoying the soda, snacks and the show at the LCD TV. *Dwaine: So how did it go man? *CJ: Nice! *Sweet: Very nice! *CJ: And if Toreno wants us to do anything else for him I'll blast him. *Cesar: Yeah I'll help you too ese! *Rosie: Man I can't belive I'm still alive! I mean, I'm alive right? Tweak me so I'll be sure! Maccer tweaks Rosie. *Rosie: Ouch that hurt! *Maccer: What? I though you wanted to be tweaked. *Rosie: Nevermind. *Truth: Damn and I touched a gun. *Jethro: I think it was better than being killed. *Woozie: Ah and now we finaly can take a break. *CJ: Oh and Woozie how did ya kill that guy in one shot? *Woozie: Good fortune, Carl.Good fortune. *Cesar: Now to go back to LS ese! I think I'm going to sleep two weeks. *Maccer: Well I think I'm going to sleep two weeks and a second! *Paul: Shut up! *punches Maccer* *Maccer: What was that for mate? *Paul: So you'll shut up! *Sweet: So Jeffrey, looks like you're a real gangsta now! *OGLoc: Hell yeah man! I think it's better to be gangsta than rapper! *Sweet: Really? *OGLoc: No! Now I really am a gangsta rapper. *MaddDogg: Not one like me! *OGLoc: Yeah that right I'm not a dumb rapper that pees in his bed at night. *MaddDogg: You know I still have some bullets in my gun. *OGLoc: Bullets that you'll sue ro shoot yourself. *Sweet: That's it! *knocks OG Loc and Madd Dogg head in head* *MaddDogg: Dude what the fuck? *Sweet: I promised you I'll knock you! *Jethro: Ha, ha, ha! *OGLoc: Very funny! *Zero: Well it really is. *OGLoc: Shut up nerd boy! When they reached the airport the pilot was waiting there for the jet and he went with Woozie,Zero and Truth back to San Fierro.Rosie, Paul, Maccer went to Madd Dogg's mansion with him, OG Loc went back at his house on Grove street, Jethro and Dwaine were so hungry they stopped at a Cluckin' Bell restaurant, and CJ, Sweet and Cesar went to Toreno's hiding place. *CJ: Toreno! Okay we have your chip. *Toreno: Ah ... very nice.*takes chip* Okay now you can go! *Cesar: Hey wait ese! Don't forget! *Toreno: Oh yeah! Here! *he hands a briefcase with five milliard dollars* *CJ: Holy shit! *Sweet: Oh shit! *Toreno: And don't forget the guns! You get some W2000 rifles, some FAMAS assault rifles, some Steyr Augs, M60s and some bullet proof cars with 50. cal machine guns packed! *Cesar: Alright! *CJ: Well it diserved! *Toreno: Okay good-bye now. They returned to Grove and hid the vehicles in the garages only using them in dangerous situations.They put the weapons in the Johnson's house wardrobe in a secret door.Then they sent money to the rest and with the remaining cash, they bough Grove street families own Rhino and Hydra. ---END--- I know you didn't like it and you will critique me ... especially you know who!

True. True or Flase: In the mission "Robbing the bank at Caligulas" with you comes Woozie, a cleaner and 3 triads.

Wrong answer.

Since nobody asked a question, I'll ask. True or False?: Big Smoke's crack palace is in west LS.

Near the Vinewood sign, up the hill, north LS. Q:Who hosts the WCTR news?

I'll start: One time I was on the Staunton to Shoreside bridge when the bridge went up.The car infront of me stopped and I accedentaly hit him low.After that he started goibg forward and fell in the water.It was fun.

I vote with the Rhino.

Lol cops are stealing car parts!