The Bossman

Apparently, it is true, and she's confirmed it as well. http://starrtrash.blogspot.com/2008/12/lad...s-true-sex.html

I was exaggerating.

I saw those weapons a while ago, and they look sweet. I posted it on another forum, not here, so well done for posting it up here. BTW, @ Chris, you posted links to PC versions of MW2, and not PS3 or 360 versions. Not everyone can afford £8000 for a superb PC.

And a HD Youtube link here, if it's not showing up for you - . Looks amazing, but I'm not happy with the high price point. I'm not paying £50 for a new game, no matter how good it is. I'll have to keep scouring the net for cheap deals.

I heard those stupid Vidic rumours as well. He's said he's going nowhere, and so has his agent. I think the front pair will rotate slightly. Either Tevez and Robinho, or Adebayor and Robinho. Santa Cruz could be an impact sub. Tevez has had enough of that for now. As for Owen, and the FC Seoul game, firstly I think Macheda should have got it. He's an exciting player for this season, but he'll be an impact sub again, I believe. Either him, or Welbeck or another young player. And the game, I watched the last 10 minutes live online. No goals were scored, but it finished 3-2 to United. Berbatov, Rooney and Macheda scored the goals, and 1 guy scored twice for the other side. It went 1-0 Seoul, 1-1, 2-1 Seoul, 2-2, 3-2 Utd.

I'll give a description of mine. I got all my PS3 games on the floor, along with a basket containing all my CDs. Got the PS2 box there, letters I'm supposed to reply to from the health department - stupid questionaires, lots of DVDs and a whole load of other crap. It's a pig sty. I do clean it up, but after about 2 weeks, it reverts back to how it was. Got blue wallpaper, wich I used to peel off when I was like 8 years old, and a cabinet with 1 knob missing. Other things include a stereo system, untouched for about 4 years, a GBA, current football and PS3 mags, a few game guides, loads of PS3 demo discs, etc etc. The PS3 demo discs are nothing, though. In my computer room, which I'm in now, I have... *counts* close to 50 PS1 demo discs from the original Official Playstation Magazine. All the original CDs for those, which are now in cases, still work perfectly. My oldest demo has Crash Bandicoot 2 on the cover, with other demos like TOCA Touring Cars, G-Police, Hercules.. I'm a hoarder.

I don't know why Adebayor and Tevez joined City. OK, they're an attractive proposition now with the money, and they're building something, but they have way too many strikers. I should think Tevez or Adebayor, and Santa Cruz will be on the bench every week. Front pair could be Robinho and Tevez or Adebayor. The other strikers won't like being on the bench all the time..

Although I'm optimistic about Utd, and they haven't played that badly against the Malaysia 11 each time, I think Chelsea can show their dominance again, as they did when they won back to back Premierships. The side is there, but when they lose confidence, like with Scolari, they lost their way. If Hiddink stayed at Chelsea for another year, they would have definitely won the title. I hope Gerrard has to do jail time for the assault in a bar a while back, because Liverpool struggle without him. Fingers crossed.

R.I.P to my aunties mums husband, Frank, who died 2 days ago. He was 90. I used to see him every Xmas, and we would chat and talk about stuff. He was great, I'll miss him. Condolences to everyone else.

No, the game is old, not your videos.

^ Why don't you have your Gamertag in your profile? Unless you're not online gaming ATM. EDIT: My current PS3 list: LittleBigPlanet Race Driver: GRID Uncharted: Drakes Fortune Motorstorm Gran Turismo 5 Prologue GTA4 COD4 Modern Warfare COD5 World At War MGS4 Sons Of The Patriots FIFA 08 FIFA 09 Ratchet & Clank Future: Tools of Destruction Civilisation Revolution Fallout 3 Burnout Paradise Resident Evil 5 The Orange Box Bioshock

^ Maybe Ferrari Challenge, but dunno about split-screen. I should think so. That's a weird point though. PS1 and PS2 had loads of substandard racers. I guess FPSs are the new replacement for racing games? I'm holding off for Red Dead Redemption, looks great. If I buy it, it'll be my first Wild West game. Just some Fallout 3.

What do you do with the ruler afterwards? Because mine is sat in a cup in my room, not touched for months. I wouldn't dare let my mum or dad use it for something, yuck. Maybe I should just throw it in a skip tomorrow, or burn it or something. :I

The crash is epic, what the hell's up with that. But, seeing as it's quite old, I'm not surprised. I remember an old mate of mine from secondary school, Ricky, had a flight simulator once, AND a joystick. He wanted to be a train driver apparently, but now just smokes weed and stays in bed, lol. EDIT: Huh, it's only 3 years old. Maybe because of 9/11.

Thanks, guys. I saw a similar topic on another forum, and it had like, 120 pages. So, fingers crossed this stays active and people have fun.

That's interesting. I'm pretty sure that's already been confirmed as being true, it's just the difference isn't huge like most people think. Most statistics I've skimmed over show the mean averages for black men as larger than that of Caucasians, and conversely, Asians had smaller average size. What I think it is is people afraid of being called racist if they point out differences in races like that. Even though it's fact. Too bad society is FUBAR these days :/ I actually saw a couple of Asian pornos once (really shit, wouldn't recommend unless you have a fetish ) and you could clearly see the guys in it were way smaller than their white or black counterparts. And that's porn, where you'd even expect more well-endowed men. So yeah. Shitty way to argue a point but I just felt like mentioning that I love how this topic has a huge mixture of serious and joke replies, it's pretty funny to read. I don't believe that bullshit myth anyway. There's not many men, black & white, with large cocks. All the others, are pretty much the same size. It's just a myth. Obviously, it varies occasionally. But, it doesn't help when you've got porn sites with black guys with fake dicks. Some idiots believe that's real. I remember seeing a picture of a dude sitting on a sofa, and someone had circled the attachment of the dick. It was hilarious. Pretending to be huge, but then they have like 3 inch flaccid dicks under the plastic bat, it's ridiculous. And yeah, this topic is interesting to read. A mix of serious, and fun quotes. I think that's a bit stupid. Is that really true?

Then those people who keep saying that, must like average men then. lol.

I don't get it. Unless you have your credit number as the name for your iPod, I don't know why you've blocked that out. Any chance of going the full alphabet?

Yeah, well I put other, to include Man City. Genuine title contenders? I don't think so. Just put other, and say Man City. BTW, I didn't realise Man U already have 6 strikers - Owen, Rooney, Berbatov, Welbeck, Macheda, and a new guy called Diouf. Not the Diouf from Blackburn, the one who spits at the crowd. This is a different Diouf. 'Man City not a threat', from Fergie - http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/t...utd/8160068.stm And, latest transfers, which is updated every day - http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/8125943.stm

I figured, seeing as there isn't a topic like this, we should have one. It's basically for organising gaming sessions together. Eg, 'I'm going online on blahblahblah, anyone want a game right now/in 1 hour/whenever?' Like that. This can be for every console, and any game you want, just organising times and playing together. I'm willing to go online in 1 hour from now, on COD4 on PS3. So, about 12:00AM UK time, if anyone is up for it.

COD4, what else? Playing through on 1 player, on lowest difficulty, for the fun of it. Forget Veteran, it's a joke.

There's so many good ones, I own loads of games with the soundtracks as well. I'll list a few. MGS1,2 & 4. I didn't like the MGS3 soundtrack as much. Hitman Codename 47, Hitman 2 Silent Assassin, Hitman Contracts, and Hitman Blood Money. All superb soundtracks by Jesper Kyd, one of the best videogame composers ever. GTA Vice City and San Andreas. 2 best soundtracks in the GTA series so far. I would usually post some links, but I can't be bothered because Youtube is so fucking slow.

One of Michael Jacksons unreleased songs. It's a cover version of 'Horse With No Name', originally by America, but it's 2 minutes long, and looped.

About 7 or 8, I think. It goes up to the belly button. And, as I read from some of my retarded followers on Twitter - 'if it goes up to your belly button, I WANTWANTWANT U!!11!'. Fuck them. It IS a bit weird, yeah.

Was going to reference American Pie as well.