Bicycle? You don't have to work in another city, within waking/biking distance 
 
1. I have a bike, but I'm way too lazy to pedal my semi-fat ass to McDonalds. 
2. Any place of employment is at least seven miles away from where I live.  And I'm not biking or walking that distance. 
Just better to have divorced parents, because one of them will try to buy your love anyway he/she can. 
EDIT: I'm not taking a damn carpool, either. 
 
Errrrr...........my dad does that out of guilt for never seeing me. But I have no moeny but I still wouldnt download like whole albums as thats stupid or games.