Kitsune Inferno

Just driving like a maniac in Crackdown. For some odd reason, pedestrians always seem to walk in front of my car.

Such as protecting your asshole in the showers. "Bass taping" aside, a game about jail life would not be very enjoyable if it was a realistic depiction of the prison life. In a maximum security prison, most of your day is spent doing nothing in your cell, except for watching tv and listening to music. Then you work out for an hour. Then the process is repeated every damn day.

Then tell him to fuck himself or something. But before you do that, show him that GTA 3 and San Andreas are about stopping the flow of drugs. If he doesn't believe you, then tell him to go fuck himself.

Tell your brother he's a clueless pawn who just listens to the hype and can't make an informed decision by himself without senators telling him what to think. He obviously has never played any game in the series and therefore shouldn't be blocking sites on hearsay. It's not like he's paying the internet bill, but if he is, I don't know what to tell you.

I'm stuck with babysitting a stray kitten until we find its owner or we end up keeping it.

Off the Wall - Eminem and Redman

Freak that motherfreaker in his bum!

Hmm. I recommend Barney. What was last animal you slept with?

What would you recommend for 6-year old boy who chronically wets his bed?

Well, I'm the dude who gets headshots, so when you don't get your BLT, you can suck a fun and games forum.

We Fly High - Jim Jones I hate this fucking song. But the button to switch songs is jammed.

Show them a picture of Rosie O' Donnell. They'll cheer up immediately.

Avi: 7/10 (Would have been higher if you had some dead birds...) Sig: 10/10 (Just for that quote from Ram) Person: Uh, I may need someone else to give me a dossier on this guy before I open my mouth...

Uhh...I said M-I-6. Not M16, but'll I could hardly tell, anyway. AK-47

I just fucking farted.

Shake That - Eminem and Nate Dogg

Def Jam: Icon. Game is good, but if I hear Jim Jones's "We Fly High" again, I'm going to murder someone.

Are you a buttfucking son of a bitch? Because I'll be speechless if you aren't.

You should try being 5"0 for the rest of your life.

We can never stop fighting, can we? No, we can't because there are way too many idiots on this site. Screw the idiots and help me get rid of them. We are fighting a war out there. A war....on retards. Why does Jacob look so similar to the guy in the trailer? I don't know, it could be him or it could just be a coincidence.

That wasn't even funny. It was flat-out stupid. Your comment fails. Well, that guy in the artwork looks similar to the guy in the screen. If I wanted to hear from an asshole I'd fart aight? Right, you're getting mad at me because you're not funny. In fact, I could go as far as say your comments are fucking retarded. Did you really think you could get some laughs from saying that guy is Tom Cruise? If you're gonna spam legitimite topics with nonsensical bullshit, you're going to face some retailiation, buddy. As for the guy we're talking about, judging by his "preppie" look, he could be a businessman, giving more reason for Niko to work for him. EDIT: And fatalgamer, don't think I won't go after you, too. I have plenty of ammo, besides the insane amount of emoticons you used in your post. (The stupidity of a member is often measured by how many emoticons he/she used in one post.) Remember that poll, where you effectively proved you have a very limited grasp of the English language?

If your first sexual experience was with your wife, are you still a virgin?

Fuck Fucking Cunt

What pisses me off is my complete lack of porn.

My Life Be Like - GRITS