Kitsune Inferno

Okay, I think it's time I put foot down and end this shit, at least in THIS topic. Dipshits, we have a "Bitch About Bands You Don't Like and Don't Give a Shit if Someone Else Does Because Your Favorite Band and Taste in Music Are So Fucking Awesome" topic. Use that. Now, as a feeble attempt to stay on topic, let me add Steve Vai and Jimi Hendrix. No, I'm not gonna add any pictures. You know who these guys are.

Continuing my douchebag streak, who are you and why did you feel the need to make a topic about this? If you want to start not being annoying, first thing to do is to get rid of the immature "Xbox is Gay" statement you wrote in the gamertag section. Two, don't make anymore "attention whore" topics, which is what this is. Yipee, maco wants to stop getting on our nerves and decided to announce it to anyone who cares to read it! Don't take this the wrong way. I don't hate you and don't really find you annoying. Up until now. The fact you called attention to yourself about something so trivial makes the asshole section of my brain flare up and forces me to seek out the cause and DESTROY it.

More proof that Gerard invented the English language.

You want the nice answer? You weren't nominated. You want the douchebag answer? You have 25 posts that count, this is the probably the first time most people have seen you, and you have at least three grammatical errors in your last sentence, which I've been kind enough to bold for you. Why is a comma bolded? You didn't friggin' have one there, Prof. English.

Forget that guy. Why wasn't I not nominated? I'm new....ish. Earthbound. Granted, according to his profile, he joined in '04, but he's only been active for the past few months. And he's now the friggin' gang moderator!

Not to mention the deep fryer and Newport dispenser..... Hey, this country is at least $1 trillion in debt and those were in the deluxe package.

My only gripe with the trailer is the fact that "Crank Dat" is was featured in it. Surprisingly, the instrumental sorta fit, but I still hate Soulja Boy. However, I'm keeping my hopes up that I'll love this movie as much as the first three. And will have better music on the actual soundtrack.

It snowed today. Figures.

Quit bitching. I'm GUARANTEED not to get laid this year, and I'm not even nominated.

Evo, for three reasons: 1. My sig is awesome. 2. It's his birthday. 3. I forgot who I nominated.

It's a fight to the death between the eternal virgins!!!

Gerard for using a lot of words many of us don't understand. Especially the guy above me.

Male 1. Sherman 2. Gerard 3. azn Female 1. Yellowjacket 2. guilty.by.association 3. Bear

Noru. The girl in his is the hottest.

How the frick did I nominated for this? Unnamed Noodle.

Chris. Yeah, I know I said your goatee made you fuckable. Opinions have changed. I'm a fickle bitch.

YOU try playing GTA on a five-inch screen with one analog NUB and a crappy D-pad! To quote Jeff Dunham playing Peanut, "It suuuuuucks!"

Oh, god. Not to mention the same butt puppets in Free Roam games. Not to mention the boring guys who insist on staying at the boring airport and don't bother to have health/weapons spawn outside it.

Anybody else thinks those would make AWESOME signatures?

...With a chainsaw.

Played VCS and didn't like it. Then again, I don't like any portable GTAs.

On that note, spank his ass real good and post the video here, Husky's mom!

Eh, wrong euphemism. He gave her the middle finger.

Tell your mom to piss off and steal your PS3 back. Or better yet, (if your story's true) let me. Hey, Husky's Mom? Take a plunger and go fuck yourself with it, you raggedy, stringy-haired, stupid, unfair, pig whore! Is she pissed off now? Good! Now while she's distracted, go to your parent's room (You know it's there, parents have no imagination. They either hide it in their closet or flat-out destroy it.) and snatch the Playstation. EDIT: Granted, this story has a chance of being untrue. Either way, I'm glad I finally get to say "pig whore".

x2 People who invade my privacy.