Angry Gorilla

Suck my Pen

Girl Girl Girl

Fap Fap Fap

I confess to being Jack Thompson in disguise...

Awesome guns...too bad they're red

a good spanking

^ Ate me for dinner < Is swimming inside Ar-v's stomach v Is one of Johnny-Kazuki's dupe accounts

Banned because I bumped this cool game

whales 4 life

Alucard saw Johnny Kazuki stabbing a blue whale to death with a massive dildo sword, then Johnny spotted Alucard hiding in the bushes, then Alucard approached him. "Do make one more move Alucard, or the killer whale and the girl gets it, he pointed at Integra who just slouched there because she couldn't swim, Girlycard was tied onto the whale. Continue?

Hello I am Angry Gorilla...I'm a gorilla that gets angry as you can imagine, now while I'm stuck here on the toilet seat I'm gonna tell you people a story, about my old tales in the jungle of evil, at midnight There is a vampire called Alucard, snoring on the trees, his guns in hand in case someone woke him up, but then Alucard woke up when he heard a sound. "Whales 4 life!" The sound cried, Alucard heard that it was Johnny Kazuki the whale hunter, Alucard knew that an evil wizard turned his master Integra into a killer whale, oh noes Continue?

Nah, it suits you perfectly

Howdy Jack. Nice to see you like The GTA Place. Hope you enjoy your stay here.

OMG its story time...

^ Happy < Happy v Is unhappy

I'm tired, maybe tomorrow.

little puck

it fell off again thanks a lot for the halp i told that dude to fuck off but he keeps givin me evils

my penis fell off how do you stick it back on?

Then I grabbed the sword and cut off the dinosaur's head, the pretty girls ran off and I bumped into Mario. Mario saw Johnny-Kazuki and tried to stop him from ripping his trousers off. I grabbed a fork and killed Johnny-Kazuki with it. Then Barney came and beat Mario up with a dildo. Continue?

It began in the land of noobs. I saw a dinosaur trying to eat some pretty girls for dinner! What should I do?

shut up noob its story time in the random topic if anyone is interested

beats himself up

Hello people. I am Alucard. Coolest vampire ever.