Hello I am Angry Gorilla...I'm a gorilla that gets angry as you can imagine, now while I'm stuck here on the toilet seat I'm gonna tell you people a story, about my old tales in the jungle of evil, at midnight
There is a vampire called Alucard, snoring on the trees, his guns in hand in case someone woke him up, but then Alucard woke up when he heard a sound.
"Whales 4 life!" The sound cried, Alucard heard that it was Johnny Kazuki the whale hunter, Alucard knew that an evil wizard turned his master Integra into a killer whale, oh noes
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