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Angry Gorilla

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  1. The textures were nasty, particularly noticeable on the weapons. Dancing was okayish, but its supposed to be GTA. But San Andreas still pwns
  2. T'is true See you in the morning, and when its morning for you its midnight for me
  3. i has a girlfriend chris crocker be his name
  4. k, im out . Joined this forum for other reasons. I guess I will just sign out now. Thanks to Girlycard And its nopt rude of me.. its the truth. Quit fucking trying to make everyone perfect ok? GET A FUCKING LIFE YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!!
  5. ..................................WWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR G GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
  6. el tigre is the shit no questions asked now grab my penis and shake your hand
  7. Banned for being a fan of Grand Theft Auto
  8. Then Pinochio came along and told many lies, and got his nose stuck up Girlycard's vagina. Pinochio tried to get his nose out but he was telling too many lies and I chopped his nose off to save Girlycard's vagina from being ruptured. Oskar came along and tripped and fell on a pile of dog poop. THE END!!! So weird
  9. my penis grew massive at this: im so fuckin' awesome
  10. Girlycard bit Nazz's neck harder, so hard that Girlycard's sharp teeth pierced the skin and blood started leaking out, she was drinking the blood but Nazz was enjoying it anyway, Bartman was put off at the idea of a girl drinking the blood of her lover and tried to stop his hand from moving up and down, but failed and he ended up ejacuating, Bartman was so ashamed of himself that he cut his penis off Cuntinue?
  11. I told the Cold to fuck off Then under the clear night sky where you can see the Milky Way, Girlycard and her girlfriend Nazz kissed each other passionately, they took their shirts leaving their bras exposed, then Girlycard jumped on Nazz, and started giving her hickeys. Bartman watched behind a bush, I could have sworn he was wanking Continue?
  12. its spelt girlycard not girwycard you retard
  13. Warner saw that Girlycard was fingering herself taking a shower in the nude, he hid in the washing basket and spied on her. Then I came along and stamped on the washing basket, I saw blood coming out from under the basket, I killed him Continue? Sorry about the randomness of this story, I have a cold and I'm not feeling too well
  14. Then one day I saw RyanVG lecturing Girlycard on how small his boner is, Azn saved her from his disgusting lecture and I decided to lock her up in a portable toilet. 4 hours passed, and RyanVG was up to his old tricks again, Girlycard has escaped from the portable toilet and is listening to his disgusting lecture on how small his boner is. Continue?
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