Gycu

You know there's no fun without the magic stick

Magic Stick!

STFU!

' Hey officer, borrow me those juicy donuts ... ' Female Officer 'What were you thinking?' Me: 'Wet Dreams With You...'

WTF? TGTAP isn't an vampire ... this site is a freakin' zombie

80 degrees wanna tell her "bitch please!"

*a bike goes with 250 mph on a motorway* Driver: Officer, was I driving to fast ? Officer: you were flying to slow ...

Is that Santa ? j/k Where do you guys see snow ? It could be but I just see some clouds ...

*rap solo*

as silly as a goose as blind as a bat as fit as a fiddle as stubborn as a mule as old as the hills as fucked up as me

O RLY? How 'bout Best Money Spender

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Finally, Thanks Chris ...

HAPCIU!

If you guys don't reply to my previous post ( page 451 ) I'm gonna leave the forums ... j/k

We [Romanians] must say this ... so Romania is an African country, we live in dirty underground holes, we are cannibals, we hunt rats using bows, we have no cars 'cuz we use yellow trees as a transportation vehicle and any building /construction you might admire in your trip on our lands were built by an superior civilisation with whom we have nothing to do with ... Thanks !!! [/sarcasm]

Why we thugs ?

1401 posts Can't wait for the 1500th one

*kills ped and steals his car* You ain't gonna need this no mo' !...

Kinda off topic but here's some advice ... Never go with your family in your car 'cuz this might happen to you So a guy drives with his family in their car ... The police pulls him over and tells him he'd get $100 because he was cought wearing a seat-belt whils other drivers weren't wearing it ... Cop: Watcha' gonna' do with this money? Driver:*burp* I'm gonna' buy my Drivers License ... *burp* Drivers Wife: Mind him, officer he's drunk ... *cop calls for backup* Drivers dad, from the back-seat: I told you not to drive an stolen car !!! *cop calls for more backup* Driver's brother, getting out of the car's trunk: Have we crossed the border yet ? 'cuz it's damn hot in here ... Yes, it's a Romanian joke ...

Somebody call me a medic ! My mother's my sister ! Yep, I've been drinking again !

U R ALL PUSSYS!

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Bring on the awards ... I wanna be nominated for the userbar whore of the year

^Well I'm not the prick who opened this topic j/k