Bear Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Have any of you wondered what happened to Soho Mincer? Well here are the answers to that giant enigma. Enjoy Awwww dont the Gay Ducks of Castro look happy but this story takes a sinsiter look into the morbid past of Dead Soho Mincer. How happy these ducks are, square dancing in Soho. Dave however watches in his homophobe area. Dead Soho Mincer looks on at the square dancing Rainbow Troop and he misses that life. But how did Dead Soho Mincer become Dead Soho Mincer? Well he never used to be like this. He used to be Soho Mincer, the blue duckie from the Rainbow Troop. He had two friends. A Pikey with a knowledge for scriptures and Coked Up Pansy. I'll tell you a story but you won't listen, It's about a nightmare steeped in tradition, It's the story of a coked-up pansy Who spent his nights in a flights of fancy, Met two fellas over gin and mixers, They talked for a while he soon got the picture, One was a souped up Soho mincer, The other was a pikey with a knowledge for scriptures. They all decide that they are going to leave Soho and move to Castro. They arrive in Castro and decide they like it here. They meet what was the members of the future Rainbow Troop and Ferdy. They accept Soho Mincer, Pikey and Coked Up Pansy into Castro. They became the Rainbow Troop and stood proud for Gay Pride. The three friends went for a drink in one of the bars in Castro Street. Dave was in the bar and did not like the Rainbow Troop and what they stood for (Gay Pride). When they left Dave followed them into the alley. Dave confronted them and Soho Mincer stood up to him. Dave hit Soho Mincer with his bat which proved fatal. He died because of his head injuries. :'( TO BE CONTINUED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 Pass the popcorn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highwire Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 Cool story man lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrLlamaLlama Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 Cool story man lol. ^ she's a she, btw. Nice story bear, must say i thought it was little weird at first. The first poem/rhyme was well done... Good job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highwire Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 I knew she was a girl it would have just semmed wierd saying hey nice story girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrLlamaLlama Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 I knew she was a girl it would have just semmed wierd saying hey nice story girl. Though you could simply have referred to her as 'Bear'... No? Anyway, ontopic... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted July 29, 2007 Share Posted July 29, 2007 The art that is "Bear".... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear Posted July 29, 2007 Author Share Posted July 29, 2007 I'm glad you like the ducks The next part has been posted muahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gycu Posted July 29, 2007 Share Posted July 29, 2007 (edited) "Gay Late" Nice pics ... I love ducks especially the ones filled with rice I like the yellow one with the baseball bat :| Edited July 29, 2007 by Gycu Brun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear Posted July 29, 2007 Author Share Posted July 29, 2007 How can you like Dave, he is teh evil. I stole him from my hotel. Its actually the G.A.Y. which is a real club in London. Someone once asked me what it stood for, without realising. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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