Freestyle185 Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 (edited) i love these kind of jokes! Its Just for fun so no comments in spite Rules # Yo mama is so fat # Yo mama is so stupid # Yo mama is so greasy # Yo mama is so skinny # Yo mama is so lazy # Yo mama is so poor # Yo mama is so tall # Yo mama is so bald # Yo mama is so hairy # Yo mama is so dark # Yo mama is so short # Yo mama is so nasty # Yo mama is so ugly # Yo mama is so old # Yo mama is so dirty ONLY Sooo have fun Ill start. Yo mommas so fat, when she steps on the scale it says one at a time please Edited August 19, 2007 by Freestyle185 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gycu Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Yo momma's so fat than when she jumpes in the Grand Canion she'll get stuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red_91 Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Your momma's so fat that she needs a piant roller to put here lipstck on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freestyle185 Posted August 19, 2007 Author Share Posted August 19, 2007 (edited) ^ lol, Yo mommas so fat her shirt sizes come in three sizes, large, extra large and... OMG its coming Edited August 19, 2007 by Freestyle185 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gycu Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Yo momma's so fat that when she tries to calculate her weight the " We don't weight nations" message appears ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Your mamma's so fat the Dept of Motor Vehicles says she needs tonnage (heavy truck) plates! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pandora Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Yo Momma's so fat, she cant get moved even by a cargo plane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freestyle185 Posted August 19, 2007 Author Share Posted August 19, 2007 Yo mommas so old her birth certificate says "expired" lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Your mamma's so old her social security number is "4". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silberio Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Yo momma is so stupid she cant read this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Your mamma's so fat when she backs up she goes "BEEP BEEP BEEP"! Then she went to Silberio's house & ate all the cabbage! (hey Sil) Gotta roll. later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silberio Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 (Govno, what am I gonna burn...Das Vidanja, comrade) Now, back on topic: Yo momma is so fat, she's clothes are 'Universe-Size'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red_91 Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Your momma's so fat she put Mcdonalds to shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silberio Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Yo momma's so fat, when she gets photographed, the photografer (I dont know what the hell the word is, so whatever) doesnt know if she is the background. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freestyle185 Posted August 19, 2007 Author Share Posted August 19, 2007 (edited) Yo mamma's so ugly her boyfriend took her out on a seafood dinner and never called again mwuhahaahahahahahahahahahahaaa Edited August 19, 2007 by Freestyle185 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZEI Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 yo momma so stupid she got locked-in in a grocery store and starved Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pandora Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Your momma is so stupid, she can't tell the difference between cereal and a dildo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZEI Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 here's a good one...yo momma so stupid she tripped over her shadow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silberio Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Lawl Yo momma is so stupid, she walks the way...Yeah, whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew91 Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 (edited) You mother is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes... Edited August 19, 2007 by Andrew91 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Your mamma's so fat, Al Queda (Bin Laudin's monkeys) tried to bomb her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZEI Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 haha hay yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silberio Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Yo momm is so fat...She crashed a car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 !?!?!? Your mamma's so fat they couldn't get her limp body out of the car when she crashed it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZEI Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 yo momma so fat that when scorpion threw his spear at her, he could bring her over here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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