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tommy vercetti guy

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damm im so pissed off right now :'( . i got enuff money 4 San Andreas, i know where 2 get it from, BUT SUM ASS WIPE SAYS NO! Dat bus boy says i aint not old enuff 4 the game and shit cause of theat goddam ESRB rating system. I try 2 ask sum1 2 buy it 4 me but no1 has any time. Why do sum adults think were all fricken stupid, doing what we see in games. Damm, i just feel like stealing the game cause i want that so badly :weird: . :'( i just want it....... :( :'( :( :'( :( :'(

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  • 2 weeks later...

I noticed something very annoying when trying to make this post - flood control. Okay, so I can understand why we have it - but 60 seconds is too long.

Anyway:

The easy way:

Your parents.

The not-so-easy ways, in case your parents are fascists (like mine):

Give a friend with non-fascist parents money and get them to buy it for you. (How I'll be getting SA)

Order it online.

Get someone in the store to buy it for me.

Borrow the game from a friend who's bored with it. (what I did to get VC)

Or, the hard way:

Wait until you're old enough. Yeah, right.

If someone sells you it and gets caught, they can get in big trouble for it.

Not legally. When was the last time you heard about someone going to jail or whatever for selling a 16-year old an 18 rated game. The only people who care about age-ratings are people who don't play games but assume they're more evil/unsuitable than books or movies or whatever because they read books and watched movies when they were children but didn't play videogames. Well, all those people can gently caress off.

Which reminds me, if you live in England (good for you), go buy yourself a copy of this month's PCGamer (which, along with Cube, are the only good videogame magazines in the country. If you own a PS2, and want a PS2 magazine, you can choose between biased reviews and not much else (OPS2, they gave Metal Gear Solid 2 10/10, for god's sake, and The Sims got 8/10! Neither of these games deserves more than 4) or a magazine blatantly aimed at seven year olds whose knowledge of games doesn't extend beyond Disney movie tie ins (P2 and PSM2, the latter of which spends too much time talking about how much better than its rivals it is to get any journalism done). Anyway, where was I? Oh right, yeah. Buy this months PCGamer, hell, subscribe while you're at it, and read this months regular article, Devil's Advocate. I'm not gonna bother to type it out here, but this month it's a brilliant, sarcastic, hilarious satirical attack on anti-videogame-violence protestors. Classic.

Was this relevant? Not really. Oh well, I've typed it now and there's no stopping me.

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Your parents

Tried, they said no

Give a friend with non-fascist parents money and get them to buy it for you. (How I'll be getting SA)
No, i dont want to bother them
Order it online.

I dont have any credit cards, are there any places that can accept Canadian cash?

Get someone in the store to buy it for me.
They might run off with it
Borrow the game from a friend who's bored with it. (what I did to get VC)
No one i know has San Andreas
Wait until you're old enough. Yeah, right.
WTF!? like anyone will give up so easily

By the way, i went to EB games today, my parents said no, the clerk said i need a parent to be with me, so, i was so mad, i feld like smashing somthing

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