MrLlamaLlama Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 Whoah, is that a standard issue 9mm? Well, if it is,take a look at this .44 magnum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 Piss off, you donut monkey! They really love that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
†Ĵасқ•×•Āѕніяамі† Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Cop: Ha Ha! Got ya. Me: Screw you punk cop! You'll never beat my ride! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansui Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 police : what you got there? me : my cock, wanna suck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 That'll get you some "one on one" time. I remember an old episode of "COPS" in LA where they had a drunk & disorderly call. The cops were really trying to get the guy to just go home but he kept telling them "You gotta read me my rights". The cops kept telling him "We don't want to arrest you, just go home". This continued for a few minutes until they finally gave up & tried to arrest him (big guy, 300 or so pounds). They ended up pinning him down on his belly, one cop sitting across his shoulders trying to put a headlock on him back to back w/ the other cop who had one of the guys legs in a hammer lock. The guy was flopping around like a fish yelling "I'M SUPERMAN". He also wanted maced, which he got when they tried to get him out of the cop car at the station. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Guy: "DAMN, PLEASE, I'M SORRY ABOUT THE GUNS, THE DRUGS, THE HOS!, JUST PLEASE, LET ME GO...!" Cop: "Wha? I was coming to tell you about your tyre being popped!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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