Angry Gorilla Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 Who is interested in a story? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNF Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 Me!!! Make a story where JT gets killed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Gorilla Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 Very well then, it all begins when WALL-E and EVE are wandering around the junkyard in Vice City, two guys called Xt0ny and Jack Thompson has stolen WALL-E's favourite video tape and he wants it back. "Do you hear that?" EVE said. "I hear it, it sounds like a human with a high pitched voice being tortured!" WALL-E replied. "Quickly WALL-E, I sense that the thieves are doing something awful to the human!" EVE said. The two robots hide behind a bundle of tires where Xt0ny and JT are up to no good, some human girl with blue hair and a ridiculous pair of goggles is tied onto the barbecue wearing nothing but her underwear. Con-Tin-Ooo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNF Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 Continue NAO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Gorilla Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 EVE tells WALL-E to keep hidden behind the bundle of tires, she scans and records what she sees... "Hey Xt0ny?" Jack Thompson yelled, "When are you gonna light the barbecue? I'm hungry for Human Burgers you know!" "In a few minutes, first I gotta look for my matches!" Xt0ny yelled, "Then I'm gonna edit TNF's quotes in GTAF!" "I'm fucking hungry!" JT yelled, EVE returns to WALL-E and shows him what she recorded, WALL-E makes a robotic sound of disgust and then the two robots make a plan on how to retrieve the video tape and save the human girl. Com-Tin-Ooo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNF Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 Ya, continue! Are you Elanman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Gorilla Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 Nope, but I did do a google search on 'xt0ny'. Xt0ny is sprinkling salt and pepper on the poor girl's body, and then sets it alight, the screams that echoed into WALL-E's 'ears' made the poor robot transform into a box to hide, EVE told him that he mustn't hide and he must save the girl now! "You go save human and I go fight the two thieves!" EVE told him, the two robots entered the scene and Xt0ny and JT are not happy. "Stupid robots! They must die!" JT screamed, and he aimed his crappy gun at EVE, but EVE fired her plasma gun out of her right arm and blew off JT's arm. "AAHHHHH!" Jack Thompson screamed, as he lay in a pool of blood, meanwhile WALL-E was using a fire extinguisher to put the scalding flames out. Con-Tin-Ooo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNF Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 Yup, continue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Gorilla Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 Who is Elanman? Back to story anyway, WALL-E was deeply disturbed by the girl's bloodcurdling cries as she burnt on the barbecue, when he finally put out the flames, he untied the girl and carried her body onto the soft patch of grass, he grabbed some wet towels and some bandages from his toolbox and immediately put them on the girl, she cried as the towels touched the scalded flesh on her back. Meanwhile, EVE was chasing Xt0ny and a heavily wounded JT when they both grabbed a Uzi each. "Die you evil robot!" Xt0ny screamed, but EVE decapitated his head before he could pull the trigger. Con-Tin-Ooo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNF Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 (edited) Yes, continue! Elanman is from gtaf, the reason I assumed he is you is because he also uses the Welsh flag, and has a similiar sense of humour. Edited July 29, 2008 by TNF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Gorilla Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 I see, but I changed my flag to the British flag. Xt0ny's headless body fell into the sea, JT screams like a little girl and so EVE decides to take pity on him and leave him bawling like a baby, but two seconds later an RC Helicopter sliced his head off, the RC Helicopter was chasing EVE around and so she shot it with her plasma gun. The girl, who was in desperate need of medical help, gave WALL-E her phone and he tried to dial an ambulance but his claws were too big so he gave it to EVE. An ambulance and a police car arrived at the scene, WALL-E lead the paramedics to the girl and a police officer followed, to his horror though, the girl was his youngest daughter. Continooooooo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNF Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 Yup, con tin Ue! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Gorilla Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 "Frida! In all my years as a policeman I never met such a stupid person in my life! Why did you leave my hotel room without my permission?" The policeman said. "But Daa-aa--ad!" Frida said, struggling throught the pain, "I only leffffft the rooom to goo get some icecreem, then those twoo men came and attackkd me!" "You stupid stupid girl!!" Frida's dad yelled, "I firmly told you NOT to leave the room! Do you know how dangerous Vice City is? Do you? You stu..whoa is that the Extraterrestrial Vegetation Evaluator I was being told about?" he said, pointing at EVE. "Yes I am." EVE said, WALL-E decided to go and have a nap on the ground. TEH END! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNF Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 And then the credits are interrupted by a specail announcement from Warner. But what did he say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Gorilla Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 Well he said... i hate u FUCK OFF LPERKJAFIOJGA RJEAGJHGIUHRGHAIUHRUPAHPHGURH I LOVE XTONY I SHAG HIM!!! May I ask, why do you dislike Xt0ny so much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNF Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 (edited) Because xt0ny is an idiotic loser and spams all the time, his posts are mindless dribble dribble. im a n00b, i shag dodos nd i fink hazer iz kul Edited July 29, 2008 by TNF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Gorilla Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 Lolz. What story do you like best then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNF Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 The stories where xt0ny is killed. Now make more stories Nao. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Gorilla Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 Not nao. I need rest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNF Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 (edited) But there is no rest for the wicked. Later. Edited July 29, 2008 by TNF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Gorilla Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 I'm assembling every story I ever made here onto a PDF document. I shall call it Mini-me, er, The Alucardo Stories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansui Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 kool. now raymond will feel very happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FnB Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 www.chinatown4life.org Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNF Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 omg, Flesh is online. "runs away" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansui Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 zomg TNF is online!!! *hides under the table* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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