TNF Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 Running around, xt0ny fell off the roof and hit an explosive barrell. Story time? Unnamed Noodle, want to be the main character? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansui Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 (edited) i don't deserve it, i should be just one of the main characters who loves to rest and have fun Edited August 23, 2008 by Unnamed Noodle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNF Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 You'll be the agent who must kill raymond. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansui Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 ok... but Raymond is such a formidable pedophile... i will lose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNF Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 Oh no you won't. The story begins in California, where the headquarters for Alucardos stories is located, Unnamed Noodle is discussing a job with the boss. "So what do I have to do"? Alucardo says "You must go to the amazon jungle, where raymond hides. Unnamed Noodle continue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansui Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 and a week later after having a week-long vacation somewhere in south america, Noodle went on to continue his mission... there, he found Raymond planning to revenge to Alucardo and testing his uberdildo's to some animals he found there. Noodle said : "OMG! poor animals were assaulted sexually by Raymond! I must save them!" Raymond said : "No, the dildo's are for Frida!! Not yours!" and a terrible fight happened TNF continue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNF Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 "I HATE MALAY" raymond shouted. raymond jumped into a plane being flown by Hazer, Unnamed Noodle followed them with his Hydra Jet. Unnamed Noodle contact HQ to ask for back-up. "This is Unnamed Noodle, I need backup" TNF "Sorry but I'm a little busy, call back later, me, Spider-Vice and my secretary are in London on a meeting" Unnamed Noodle must chase alone, he shoots missiles and the plane emergency lands, and so does Noodle. They landed in the middle of Hollywood Boulevard, Los Angeles, and shoot at each other from cover. Unnamed Noodle shoots Hazer's balls off with the triple barrelled Shotgun, raymond runs into a theater. Noodle continue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansui Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 Hazer shouted : "Nooo, my balls!" Unnamed Noodle : "ZOMG, they are so tiny!" and then Noodle chased Raymond who escaped to Las Venturas and disguised as a mafia named Gaymond. meanwhile, TNF who is very busy doing his "job" went on to help Noodle on his mission... now they must find him and kill him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNF Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 TNF told Spider and his hot secretary to stay in London while he left to help stop the new menace. Noodle chased raymond in a car acroos the Las Vegas Strip. "Grrrr, I hate MALAYS" he shouted. Noodle fights raymond on the roof of the Stratosphere Tower, raymond cheats by using a gun, when he said it was hand-to-hand combat. raymond is about to fire, but a gunshot is heard from somewhere else, Noodle thinks he had been shot, but hasn't. raymond slowly falls sideways with blood coming out of him and falls off the Tower. It was Alucardo and TNF, who shot him just in time to stop raymond from shooting. TNF " I think this case is closed, now I have some "Business" to attend to, see ya'll later" The end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNF Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 Double post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansui Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 Triple post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNF Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 Quadruple post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansui Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 whats nxt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNF Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 A 5th post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FnB Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 A 6th post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNF Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 (edited) "Missing Hydra" The department are offering $300,000 with Fries and ketchup to whoever finds it, the Hydra was last seen in Hollywood Boulevard. Later. Edited August 23, 2008 by TNF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Gorilla Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 I play the viola in the dark gloomy night when the pedobears are out and girls are being preyed upon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNF Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 Did you eat all four boxes of Lasagne? It's not my fault, they started it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNF Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 (edited) Mouse! No thanks, I'm full. Edited August 23, 2008 by TNF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate10 Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 POOP WILL PREVAIL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Gorilla Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 There are many people who hold certain beliefs about Encyclopedia Dramatica and its purpose. This post is to address some common misconceptions about ED, because, as we all know, the Internet is serious business. Misconception #1 - ED is an outing site. Usually false. Misconception #2 - ED is an attack site Sometimes true. Misconception #3 - ED hates Wikipedia Mostly false. Misconception #4 - ED spreads viruses FALSE!!!. Misconception #5 - ED is a hate site FALSE!!!. Misconception #6 - ED contains Child Pornography 100% FALSE!!!. Apart from that LOLDONGS! Now we've told you what ED isn't about, we'll let Bill Clinton tell you what it is about. "IT'S FOR THE LULZ, STUPID!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Gorilla Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 Its getting hot in here. So take off all your clothes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Gorilla Posted August 24, 2008 Share Posted August 24, 2008 Someone will recieve a PM full of loli Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted August 24, 2008 Share Posted August 24, 2008 DRIVE-BY BUMP! EVERYBODY DOWN! I'm going back to Hawaii for the night, later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Gorilla Posted August 24, 2008 Share Posted August 24, 2008 i enjoy feeling up 10 year old girls pussys it makes me horny if you think thats disgusting FUCK OFF!!11!!1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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