Damjan Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 » PROOF #1 Google is the closest thing to an Omniscient (all-knowing) entity in existence, which can be scientifically verified. She indexes over 9.5 billion WebPages, which is more than any other search engine on the web today. Not only is Google the closest known entity to being Omniscient, but She also sorts through this vast amount of knowledge using Her patented PageRank technology, organizing said data and making it easily accessible to us mere mortals. » PROOF #2 Google is everywhere at once (Omnipresent). Google is virtually everywhere on earth at the same time. Billions of indexed WebPages hosted from every corner of the earth. With the proliferation of Wi-Fi networks, one will eventually be able to access Google from anywhere on earth, truly making Her an omnipresent entity. lolzors.read the rest here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artur Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 Lol that was amusing. Nice find and the had some pretty good reasons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansui Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 not true, Google is not present in remote parts of the world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earthbound Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 not true, Google is not present in remote parts of the world "one will eventually be able to access Google from anywhere on earth" This is all I needed to know. Google is now my new god! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaz The Great Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Shit, not too long ago I was chilling with some friends, baked... And I was like, "Holy shit... I just figured out something in which nerds can have faith in. Fucking Google, dude!" And that's when I started worshiping Google. I was dubbed "Poogle". And I do not like that name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris82 Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 I am now a Googlist, it actually makes perfect sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harwood Butcher Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 LOL, "all knowing". Barely. The sites that Google links to do not know everything if you were to combine them all together. Not only that, but google is only an index. All the info isn't right on Google. Google just knows the sources. Although, if you were trying to find the closest thing to "all knowing" to our knowledge, I guess Google would be it depending on the way you look at it. Personally, I don't think Google is even close. I just find this idea funny. I don't find it all that surprising that someone thought of this while they were "baked". As someone suggested before. All you have to do is disprove one thing. Well there ya go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaz The Great Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 You've never been "baked", have you? Love your stereotypes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harwood Butcher Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 You've never been "baked", have you? Love your stereotypes. I'm glad you like them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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