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Mindy: Say fork.

Josh: Fork.

Mindy: Now spell fork twice.

Josh: F-o-r-k, f-o-r-k

Mindy: Now, say fork three more times.

Josh: Fork, fork, fork.

Mindy: You eat soup with a...?

Josh: [Laughs] A fork.

[Crowd Laughing]

Drake: You see, if you eat soup with a fork, the liquid--

Josh: I know!

[Crowd Laughing]

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Mindy: Say fork.

Josh: Fork.

Mindy: Now spell fork twice.

Josh: F-o-r-k, f-o-r-k

Mindy: Now, say fork three more times.

Josh: Fork, fork, fork.

Mindy: You eat soup with a...?

Josh: [Laughs] A fork.

[Crowd Laughing]

Drake: You see, if you eat soup with a fork, the liquid--

Josh: I know!

[Crowd Laughing]

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run away!! unless you like the taste of bear cucumber

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Megan: What'chu doing?

Drake: Close the door. I have this rare skin disease called Derma Temeculitis.

Megan: Oh, my God, are you okay?

[Crowd Laughing]

Drake: I read that it can be cured by putting your hands and feet in Zyfolic Acid which is found in Lizard pee.

[Crowd Laughing]

Megan: Hey, I know another cure.

Drake: What?

Megan: Don't eat my big cookie.

[Crowd Laughing]

Drake: What do you mean?

Megan: I tricked you into having a rare skin disease by dyeing your hands and feet green and you were stupid enough to fall for it and put your hands and feet in Lizard pee.

[Crowd Laughing]

Drake: Megan!

Megan: Wait, there's something on your upper lip.

Drake: [Touches Face, Then Grunts In Disgust] Wait.

[Megan Looks Over]

Drake: Is it gone?

[Crowd Laughing]

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