Sorry for double posting, but I decided to just reply when I had stories.
Here is another one, another NON sexual one. It has to do with me and Chris though.
One day, there was this very serious prince and his father who went to fall.
Suddenly the prince jumped out loud, "Father, did you know I'm really a rooster?"
Then the king said, "A rooster? Ha! And I'm a house. Ha!"
The prince answered, "A house? Really?"
"Sigh... No!", said the king. "I'm King Spaz, and you're Prince Chris."
But the prince didn't believe it!
When the prince and the king reached the castle, the prince stripped of all his clothes and yelled, "SqueeeeeHONK!."