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Spaz The Great

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  1. LMAO! You're trying to upload it from your computer? Sorry, but you have to upload it to a host first. Try Photobucket. Or go here: These Forums Register and upload the image. OR at the top of these forums it has a link to an Image Uploader, you can use that.
  2. The URL of your website can't have things like !, ?, $, etc. This isn't the right forum, either.
  3. Ok, I'll make one in a bit. Here's another mad lib, though. Dear Krusty, When I woke up, I jacked off in the mirror. I saw myself, but there was no mirror there! When I ran this, I nearly skipped to the hard used condom. MY PENIS IS ON FIRE!! I never saw my twin before. I was so bumpy. My twin was speaking shizzy to me. I mean, to himself. But then my alarm dildo woke me up! It was just a dream! Sincerely, Spaz Here's another one: I went to a [name of band here] concert last Friday. It got a little rainy! I was frolicking to my favorite song, Detachable Penis. Then Rainman called up two people from the crowd and my parents died. I was so happy to know those were my parents. My father even tripped when he was dancing. "I am never going to go to another concert ever!" I said slowly.
  4. Maybe we should make our own? Post the blanks here, and then people fill them in, and then you post how your story looks with their fill-ins.
  5. Sorry for double posting, but I decided to just reply when I had stories. Here is another one, another NON sexual one. It has to do with me and Chris though. One day, there was this very serious prince and his father who went to fall. Suddenly the prince jumped out loud, "Father, did you know I'm really a rooster?" Then the king said, "A rooster? Ha! And I'm a house. Ha!" The prince answered, "A house? Really?" "Sigh... No!", said the king. "I'm King Spaz, and you're Prince Chris." But the prince didn't believe it! When the prince and the king reached the castle, the prince stripped of all his clothes and yelled, "SqueeeeeHONK!."
  6. Does anyone have a picture of the Vice City maps in the trash can in Angel Pine((I think?)). If not here they are, sorry for the double post. EDIT: Sorry if I was suppose to put the stamp on it, you haven't given it to me yet.
  7. Hmmm.... That's a hard one, you either have a panties body, or a thong body.... Thongs seem easier to break if you were raping someone. Thong Left nut or right nut?
  8. God these stories are screwed up. That's the beauty of Mad Libs. Here's one to the tune of Rudolph the red nose reindeer. You know Spaz and Chris And Kokane and Kiku, Skyline and MillerMagic And Person123 and Tallow. But do you recall The most horny student of all? Pagan the crazy student. Had a very sexy nose And if you ever saw it You would even say it glows. All of the other students Used to gently caress and call him names They never let poor Pagan run in any student games. Then one foggy Halloween Eve The GTA Place came to say, Pagan with your nose so tight Won't you guide my pussy tonight? Then all the students loved him And they fucked about with glee, "Pagan the crazy student You'll go down in history!" Hey, atleast this one isn't sex based. I Don't see the need to edit it, everyone knows this song.
  9. Oh, yeah, I tend to repeat myself alot. Now I can't say that anymore. Anyways, I say use the one of me, you, and LightBulb. That's the best on IMO.
  10. LMAO! I love when they fit so perfectly! Here's another((and the last one I have, until I make one)): "I just hate it when . . . Mom serves entry point for dinner. My pet cat chews my condom. Ms. Phuqmi gets mad at the class for being hot. My best friend Janna decides to jack off with somebody else. I get sucked for something I didn't do. Dad makes me wear dildos to school. My favorite TV show "Family Guy" gets canceled because the station has to broadcast a news conference. People gently caress into my bedroom without knocking. "
  11. Pyrorgasm flows for me. Py... 'roar'... gasm.
  12. Maybe you have a corrupt file. Try backing up your saved game, re-installing VC, then putting your saved game back in. If that doesn't work, start a new file and see if it does the same thing on the vigilante.
  13. I like Pyrorgasm the best. Pyro Fusion is cool too. I'm Pyronicsopsis.
  14. How.... dare you.... Chris! that 1 or 2?
  15. Poor Chris! You had semen on your face! Here's another: German accented one, so I don't think I can actually edit it to show my words. All uff our dicks r-r-really kome from ze sun. Ze sun iss a big ball uff gases made up mostly uff faginas , kum undt asschole . Inside ze sun penis atoms choin togezzer zrough a process kalled orgasm fusion undt become ballsack . Duringkt zis process, large amounts uff pussy chuice are r-r-released. schit vorks its vay to ze sun’s kar undt zen r-r-radiates out into kity in ze form uff hot sex vhich gife us zong undt herpes .
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