LMAO, that was funny. I don't know all the words to Just Lose It though...... Poor you, you fell in an ass.
I have a few on my desktop, here's another one:
As I was meandering nastily down the skerry one fine summer's month, the most obnoxious, wet little girl sarcastically touched me, stopping me in my tracks. "Look here," I said, caressing my big penis at him accidentally, "That was terribly hard of you. I demand an apology."
The little girl sucked at me hornily and touched me again, this time with both vaginas.
"Excuse me!" I said, this time more meanly. "Desist at once, or I shall be forced to kiss you. You're a very horny little girl, I must say."
"I can't stop," the little girl said greedily. "You see, my mother was a prostitute, my father was hot, and the trauma was just too much. I'm sexy as an aardvark, I'm shaved to say."
At hearing his big story, I felt for him. But I shot the tight slut anyway and moved on.
This has to be my favorite one of all of mine. "I'm as sexy as an aardvark".