I'll start:
It's said that a monster is circuling San Andreas. It released on the books, newspapers, and even... walls.
Joe Clip said about this: - This is insanity! All the civillians are crazy. There is NO MONSTER on the state. Me, as a president I don't let "monsters" enter on MY state!!!
It's said too that a rude boy called Carl Johnson, provoked the rumour about the monster, he says that is the Loch Ness monster in Fisher's Lagoon, Palomino Creek. All the civilians came there and there was no monster at all.
Bill Gates said: - Carl Johnson? He's not gonna get to Microsoft. You know what I'm meaning. I want NO monsters in America.
Joe Crocker said: - I don't want the K-DST dead. I love to sing in that studio.
Love Fist said: Well, we've singed on San Andreas and it's sooo cool. I love the Radio X studios, no one is going to destroy our favorite studio. Whetever V-Rock or Radio X.
The police don't even YET discovered who is the suspect.
SAN NEWS, 13 February 2008