Yo momma's so fat that when she jumps, she breaks the earth and falls to earth. That's why it smells of Lard out of nowhere sometimes.
Yo momma's so fat that she got put in outer space and it wasn't an asteroid that hit earth. It was her.
Did you see the recent Match predictions? When it said Carlito will eat someone, I lol'd. If you understand.
Anywho, the predictions even show it's fake. Unless something different happens.