It seems every post he has made so far was sarcasm.
Some kid today, was pissing me off, has been pissing me off for ages at school, he tells me not to hurt him, then he undermines me in front of all my friends by pissing me off even more outside the window, so I follow him round the front via a different route, then I wait for him, he sees me, legs it inside, I grab him, throw him on the table in front of me, pick him up again, push him up to the wall while shouting in his face: "YOU WANNA FUCK WITH ME AGAIN, DICKHEAD? SRSLY, YOU WANT TO FUCK WITH ME AGAIN?" then I threw him on the floor and said "I didn't think so..." then he tripped while he was getting his balance and went head first into a wall, then he was lay there crying.
Later I heard that he was sat with an ice pack over his head and he'd told the teachers everything he'd done to piss me off and then it was all sorted.