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Some of the stuff CJ says when carjacking someone. "At least you got jacked by a pro!" "You okay? I hope not!" "Now you can buy a new one!"

Busta Rhymes ft Linkin Park - We Made It

Warners pink Faggio was stolen by xt0ny. He used it to get to Area 69 and tried to escape, he got to the roof of the US Bank Tower in Downtown Los Angeles, he was surrounded by cops and choppers. xt0ny: "g0 awayy, i iz cewl, my 2pic waz not stup1d, im a big n00b hoo lieks to shag dodos and wank 2 frida" Police Maverick "Fail!" One of them repels and beats the crap out of xt0ny until he begs for no more. xt0ny: "ahhh, plz st0p, i admit i am a n00b hoo got pwned by TNF, and jbmeira pwned me aswell, i am a loser, jbmeira waz rite wen hee told mee 2 fuk off" Police Maverick "Hahahha, let's beat him more. They continue to beat him, and then pick up xt0ny by the foot and dangle him off the edge to scare him, he panics like a wuss. TNF was busy at the time, he was at the Staples Center signing his autograph to random women and tourists who know him from the famous TV show called "Alucardo's Stories", He called Jbmeira and said that he is too busy to get to the rooftop scene, Jbmeira must get there on his own and solve it. Jbmeira was able to get to the scene on the roof of the building, the Maverick decides not to arrest xt0ny, Jbmeira beats him with a sex toy, then throws a spade at his face, and finishes the fight by throwing him off the edge after setting him on fire. Xt0ny's beat up, burning body falls down from the roof, and lands on top of a gas truck which explodes, vaporising him. Everyone back on the helipad got out there as quickly as possible to not be seen, the Maverick flew off, and Jbmeira put on a parachute and skydived.

Isn't that the dude from GTAForums? Yes, he was a good guy, and hated xt0ny, so he will be the main character in it.

Shoot down a Dodo arriving at the airport, and take the package to the construction site at Fort Staunton, avoiding the pursuing FBI. What is the FBI car's special quality that differs it from other law enforcement vehicles?

Jbmeira is going to be on a secret mission, because a pink Faggio was stolen, TNF might also be on the case. Story coming soon.

Polo? Later.

Re-opened.

Welcome back Sky.

Yeah, I like that one.

It is time for posting emoticons, I'll start.

Zoe and Frida got into a two against two fight against the kankers while Noodle and TNF watched, filming it, they kicked the kankers out of the room, through the window and they landed on an explosive truck, the explosion impressed everyone standing at the movie premier. The end. Back to spamming.

Noodle "Let her go, or we will tell suhhgowihroisno to rape you" Jack "I'm just looking for company" Jack said, scratching his nuts. Frida kicks him backwards in the balls, Alucardo passes her the revolver and shoots jt there. JT "AAAHHHHHHHHH!" Agnry Gorilla continue.

The police arrive and try to stop them, the team run into the Capitol Records Tower and climb to the top. TNF "This is us, the team need air" Noodle comes back with a helicopter, they get into it and fly to the Roosevelt Hotel, before so, Noodle unleashes the helicopter magnet, picks up an enemy car and drops it onto the Towers spike. Alucardo continue.

TNF and Noodle stopped their vehicles and told their bitches to wait in the cars, while they collect the money Anarchy nation had with him, they get back in their cars and now try to evade the police. Noodle "Oh no, the cops" TNF "I've got an idea" He picks up a Quadruple barrelled shotgun and fires so that all four tires of the cars will be hit, the chase leads them to Hollywood Boulevard. Agnry Gorilla continue.

TNF and Noodle were confused. "Warner, how did you get of prison AGAIN" Warner "I wanked too much and the staff hated me doing that while they were on security duty, they threw me out biches!" Noodle takes out a Quadruple barrelled shotgun and blows the heads off raymond, Warner and lifes-joke. Anarchy nation jumps onto the same pink Faggio Warner used to escape with. Angry Gorilla contin ue!

TNF arrived in his Elegy to help, Noodle and TNF shot JK and Hazer with no problem, but their thugs showed up in two groups. TNF kills off the first group, when the second group are all pointing guns at him, TNF tries to fire, but is out of ammo. TNF says "Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew" He pretends to be firing his gun, the thugs just laugh, but when they are about to shoot, a rocked from Alucardo's rocket launcher kills them all. Alucardo or Noodle continue!

Steal an Ice Cream Van rigged to explode and use it to trick the Forellis. What do you have to do in the mission "Two Faced Tanner"?