Vercetti Thug

On this topic http://www.thegtaplace.com/forums/index.ph...mp;#entry310150 , I get people saying I should ask someone to make it into a mod, instead of a list for people to pretend is real. (Just see the topic and you'll know what I mean.) Is there any way I can get people to make a mod like that? I wasn't even aware this kind of mod existed, and if they do, id like to get my hands on those (so i can play them myself.) Get back to me on this anyone.

How exactly can I have people make this into a mod for me? I wasn't even aware mods like this existed. Can someone get back to me on that? I would appreciate it a lot. Secondly, I have updated the Level 2 Hitlist to put up more information on Mathias, I left last night when I typed the mission and didn't get a chance to complete the BONUS HIT, but now I did. Thirdly, Thank you. Fourthly, im sure that Mr. Black (who really does exist in the GTA World) easily found out about Tommy and Leo, if he does indeed give assassination contracts. Finally, the level 3 list is coming soon.

Samil, just wait for future installments. Like now. NOTE: IF ANYONE WOULD LIKE ME TO MAKE AN ULTIMATE VICE CITY VERSION (If you don't know what im talking about, dont ask) THEN MENTION IT AND I WILL! Pre-Mission: Obtain the following items for the level 2 hitlist. Obtain any 4 seater car that you can rely on to get you through 3 consecutive hits. IF YOU HAVE 100% COMPLETION, YOU ARE ALLOWED ONE BODYGUARD. -Armor -Brass Knuckles -Python -Kruger -Sniper Rifle with red dot sight (the second one) -Minigun with use limited to 50 bullets or Bazooka with use limited to 2 rockets -Mac -Molotov Cocktails Special Condition(s): For the first 3 hits, you may not leave your 4 seater vehicle. May not be a Police Car. MAY NOT BE RESPRAYED. Mission: Level 2 Hitlist Payphone in Little Haiti. "Good news Mr. Teal. Actually, do you mind if I call you Tommy? I feel we've gotten closer as business partners through all of this..." "Feel whatever you want, prick. Just pay me." "Of course. The good news is that one of my partners would like to meet you in person, he's got his own private hitlist for you. But that's a little out of your reach now. We'll have you doing the regular lists." "Look, im a busy man, I own a Taxi company, a printing press, a ice cream company, a boatyard, a popular night club, a strip club, and half the buildings on Vice City. I want this to be worth my while." "Noone hunts for the game anymore I see. Very well, i'll double last time's pay." "That was easy, what are you trying to pull?" "Nothing, Tommy." "That's Mr. Teal to you." "As you say, whatever. Turn around and go into the garage. Inside, a man will give you a document of people who must die. My partners are becoming very interested in you, do not let them down. By the way, you have 24 hours to do these, and those started after I said 'down'." Level 2 Hitlist: Garen Mikaelian: Rival to the Mars Cafe. Owner of the Front Page Bar. Wanted for being the rival to the Mars Cafe branch. Man. Has greying hair. Usually seen in a black suit. Day Job: Owner of the Front Page Bar. After the sun has risen, he can sometimes be found in Washington Beach. Description: Greying hair, black suit. Night Job: None. Goes to the beach to unwind at sunset. Description: Black glasses, blue trunks, OR blonde hair, yellow trunks, and a necklace. Way to Kill: Stay inside your 4 seater car at all times. Do not leave the car. Drive-by the man with the matching descriptions. If you have not yet done the Brawl At the Bar mission, you can complete this hit there. John Richardson: Young and rising businessman. Owns a house on Starfish Island. Man. Description: Wears an expensive green suit. Day Job: None. Wanders around Starfish Island. The only work he actually does is calling his people to do the work for him. Night Job: None. Goes to the Malibu Club. "He gets rich by making people work for him. Bastard." Quote the Employer who made the hit. Turns out this employer is the Vice President. Way to Kill: At day, perform the drive-by once you see him. At night, since you cannot leave your car, wait till he appears. If you do not see a green clothed man at night, then shoot a purple clothed one. Pepe Garcia: Cuban. Works for the Cuban Gang. Man. The employer, who claims that he is not Haitian, wants "that brother killing ass wiping douchebag" dead. Wears a hat and a tan shade of clothing. Day Job: Cuban. Owns a Cuban Hermes. At day he drives it around, wasting gas like a "Cuban flaming f***". Quotes provided by the not Haitian employer. Night Job: Works inside Cafe Robina as a clerk. Clerk clothes. Way to Kill: By day, since you cannot get out of your car, you must find a Cuban Hermes and ram/shoot it down, all from your car. Use whatever methods to take it out. At night, since you cannot go inside Cafe Robina from your car, you must wait until daybreak to shoot a Cuban matching his description down. Note: You can get out of your car now. Officer Carlson: First name was not specified by employer. Works inside the Washington Beach Police Station. Description: Police outfit. Day Job: Cop. Since all of them look alike, he's impossible to find. Don't these guys have any individuality? Night Job: Cop. Works in the lower office. Cop uniform. Way to Kill: At day, you must kill 50 cops until you get Carlson. You may not replace weapons or get more ammunition for them, unless you are totally out of ammo. At night, grab a Police Uniform and a NightStick. Work up a wanted level and go to the lower office of the police station. Using only your NightStick to stay alive, beat 3 officers to death. The third will act as Carlson. Get out of Washington Beach and find another uniform. Lose the wanted level any way you can. Grab a nightstick and a police uniform from the Washington Police Station. Street Vendor: An insane employer gave us this job. Doesn't matter, we checked the cash, he's good. Woman. Works as a street vendor on Ocean Beach. Apparently, there was an incident with sushi and bumping, but its none of our business. Description: Black hair, and carries a food tray strapped to her shoulders. Day Job: Street Vendor. Walks around Ocean Beach. Night Job: Street Vendor. Walks around Ocean Beach. Way to Kill: At day and night, since we have nothing to go on, kill 5 of them. One's got to have the sushi tray described by our employer. Of course, the tray's all look the same, so just kill any 5. Ricky Anderson: Wanted for publicly demonstrating against the tobacco industry the employer just so happens to co-own. Man. Lives in the Downtown area. Day Job: Pizza Clerk. Found in the Downtown Pizzeria. Night Job: None. Wanders Downtown wearing raggedy old clothes and a black shirt. Somewhat of a homeless man appearance. Way to Kill: At day, get either a NightStick, A Baseball Bat, or a Hammer, and go to the Downtown Pizzeria. Club everyone inside the pizzeria ONCE with the weapon, then shoot down the clerk. At night, find a homeless man (black shirt, greying hair) and kill him. BONUS HIT: Every mission, there is a BONUS HIT, if you do this hit, you can do the next BONUS HIT, and at the end, more story stuff for you. This is just me trying to spark some interest. Mathias Fernandez: Drug dealer. Known to hold information about a higher-up that our employers would like to get their hands on. My partners suspect that the police gave us this hit. This one is tricky. You must not kill this person until he has been interrogated. Problem is, the police are also searching for him. If we get the information out of him before the police do, then we'll hold that knowledge for ransom, and kill Fernandez. Day Job: Street Drug Dealer. Downtown. Description: Black man, red shirt, white cap, suspected to be accomplice of a man who used to sell "Love Juice" Night Job: Drugee. Downtown. Likes to hang around the Hyman Memorial Stadium and smoke a variety of things. Way to ...Kill?:Be ready to use a cheat at either day or night. If you have a PC, use the HOPINGIRL cheat. If you don't, you must find the cheat yourself. At day, find Mathias near Ammu Nation in downtown. At night, find him near Hyman Memorial Stadium. If you cannot locate him in an hour, grab any black man. Now, work up five stars of wanted level, (you can have a second bodyguard for this if you like) then get a car (Not a sports car) and use the HOPINGIRL cheat to get Mathias inside your car. Drive around for two hours gametime. Note that this does count into your 24 hour time limit to complete the level 2 hitlist, and if you do not complete this mission within those limits, you must start the list over. Take Mathias to the junkyard after two hours, and take him into the same room that Lance Vance was tortured in(through using the car). Wait 30 minutes game time, and Mathias will talk. Shoot him dead. Get back into your car, and find the nearest Pay N'Spray. Mission Complete. IF YOU FAIL TO FIND ALL TARGETS WITHIN 24 HOURS GAME TIME, YOU WILL LOSE. IF YOU DIE, YOU LOSE. IF YOU LOSE, YOU MUST BEGIN THE LIST AGAIN. Ways to Lose: -Cheat -Get Busted -Get Wasted -Fail to get all targets within 24 hours game time. -Fail to get at least 3 targets in 12 hours game time.

I'm saving the more complicated assassinations for the other level hitlists.

Its kind of funny that whenver I ask someone, Mccain or Obama, they all go Obama, but say Mccain's gonna win. Sarah Palin anyone? Still, its also funny that everyone also says that Mccain's too old to be president. He can't be that much older than douchebag Bush can he?

So your done with Vice City and want something else to do? I've made up a Hitman Asset that you can PRETEND to follow. This is NOT a mod, I suppose it's somewhere around fanfiction, but really, the point is for you to follow the list and my instructions. Pre-Mission: Obtain the following items for the level 1 hitlist. -Brass Knuckles -Colt -Regular Shotgun -Bazooka. Only allowed to use 1 rocket. -Kruger -Grenades (Tear Gas if on console) Mission: Level 1 Hitlist. Payphone in Little Havana. "Mr. Teal? My employers would like to thank you once again for a job well done." "Look, I really think I didn't get payed enough for the last job." "Oh? Why do you say that?" "Oh maybe because...there was a freaking shootout on top of my Ice Cream Factory and i'm the main suspect!" "Don't worry Mr. Teal, we won't allow you to go to jail. Your our most faithful contact in Vice City." "I don't care! I just better start getting payed before i'm sued." "I see where your coming from Mr. Teal, but have you noticed anything strange about this call?" "That your an ass?" "No, that this is not a recording." "Does it matter?" "Turn around and decide for yourself." Tommy turns around to see a man in a black suit on an adjacent payphone. His face is covered. He speaks. "Mr.Vercetti, I am Mr. Black, and if you accept my offer, you will be rich beyond your wildest dreams." "Show me your face then." "I'm afraid I cannot do that Mr. Teal. I just thought I would come in person, to make you feel more appreciated." "Whatever, i'll do the jobs, but I got two conditions. One, I want real pay, and Two, I better not be working for the mob again, that didn't turn out so well." "We know Mr. Vercetti. Both conditions are met, as my partners and I are private hitmen. That is, they are, but I am the recruit seeker and job finder. I've compiled a list of people that several of my employers would like to see dead." Level 1 Hitlist: Joey Carter: Wanted for sleeping with an employer's wife. Description: Black man, usually wears blue overrals and lives in Vice Port. Day Job: Works in the Port. Description: Blue overrals. Drives a Packer or Bobcat. Night Job: None. Can sometimes be found in the Malibu Club. Might be in a different outfit. Way to Kill: At day, take him out of his vehicle and beat him to death. At night, shoot him down. Linda Richards: The cheating wife. Description: Woman, usually wears a red, expensive coat and has a black hat. Black lacy costume at night. Day Job: None. Shops in the area near or inside the Vice Point mall. Night Job: Hooker. Found on Ocean Beach. Way to Kill: At day, kill her by doing a drive-by. At night, get her to come into your car and take her to the beach. You may do whatever you want before you take her out of the car and kill her. Reggie Kylier: Wanted for saving the life of a man an employer tried to murder. Description: Man. Wears a light blue paramedic's outfit at day. At night, his whereabouts and clothes are unknown. Day Job: Paramedic. Light blue paramedic clothes. Night Job: N/A Way to Kill: Murder a man near the Downtown hospital. Reggie will be the paramedic that comes out the back of the ambulance. Shoot him and his partner down. Rick Tylers: Wanted for "busting" an employer's husband. Description: Man. Works at S.W.A.T. Day Job: N/A Night Job: S.W.A.T team member. Description: S.W.A.T uniform. Way to Kill: Work up 4 stars in the Downtown area. When the first S.W.A.T van comes, let all the S.W.A.T team inside get out. Kill the driver, then get to the nearest Pay N' Spray. ???????????: The employer was ridiculously unclear about this target. Could be male or female. Day Job: Advertises on a seaplane. Night Job: None. The employer states that the target sometimes goes to the Club Malibu, though we do not know why the employer did not specifiy the target's gender or ethnicity. Dresses in a black or green suit costume. Could be security. Way to Kill: At day, get a Hunter and find a seaplane flying over Vice City. Shoot down the seaplane. At night, kill all green and black clothed people in the Malibu Club. Maria Rogers: Wanted for robbing the employer's convenience store and forcing him to live on the streets. Not to worry, the employer can still afford us. Woman. Found in either Little Havana, Little Haiti, or Downtown. Description: Raggedy clothing, green top, old jeans. Bit of a humpback Day Job: None. Wanders around, homeless. Night Job: None. Wanders around, homeless. Way to Kill: At day & night, perform a drive-by Mission Complete. IF YOU FAIL TO FIND ALL TARGETS WITHIN 24 HOURS GAME TIME, YOU WILL LOSE. IF YOU DIE, YOU LOSE. IF YOU LOSE, YOU MUST BEGIN THE LIST AGAIN. Ways to Lose: -Cheat -Get Busted -Get Wasted -Fail to get all targets within 24 hours game time. -Fail to get at least 3 targets in 12 hours game time.

Happy birthday from your favorite Vercetti Thug!

Rappo i seriously wanted to hear an answer like yours, you just nailed it right there. NAILED. Mccain saw how Clinton attracted the "woman's voice", so he used a cheap and "down to earth" woman that he could take advantage of to win him the election.

lol conner, imagine a guy got his brains blasted for chwing gum

Well, a real surprise hit america when mccain introduced his running mate, and right then and there, he stole Obama's popularity for himself. Why is Sarah Palin tipping the scales?

Lets pretend it isn't then, oh wait, we are!

PLus, how is that noone ever got a search warrant to go through that mansion? There are shotguns and Assault rifles on the bottom level, complete with full body armor, a python in the bar, defiled paintings of diaz who died, and plus, how did Tommy get away with renaming the mansion?

Shot you revived this dead topic just to get a post didnt you? And since it would be considered spam if I just stopped here, i might as well add some tips: 1.Go to the one in Vice Port first and work your way from there, saves much fuel. 2.Eventually, you'll get to the one between two buildings. It is extremely hard to avoid scraping the buildings on PS2, but on PC (like me ) all you need to do is back up enough into the seas, then go straight into the buildings without turning until totally clear. 3.Don't relax until you beat everything from Vice Port to Escobar.

The zombie mod has been updated! New skills for zombies and adjustments to the levelling system! Harder for Hunters to survive.

Who's Josh Homme...? Well its official, Chris beat Obama. Maybe its because Obama's campaign started making Obama underwear (wtf)?

Wasnt battle tanx a n64 title?

That doesn't make sense to me... can someone explain that quote?

What's your favorite commercial? Usually we all hate commercials, but some are just too good to hate. For example, I really enjoy those freecreditreport.com songs and those Geico ads.

A screen play? Hmm Anyway, I guess the people reviewing my story are just gonna have to wait...

4 Chopper Checkpoints. Noone answered my questions so let me see if anyone can get them now. Whats the motto of Cam's Cans? What's the Deganatron? Where can you find a billboard advertising the Deganatron?

I didnt mention what it was about cause that part's a little embarassing, sorry mendoza. And i have the block again...

Actually outlaw, i got this on the internet if you recall not on the TV. But I see your point. It sounds so obvious when you say it, but not all people are pedos and murderers. We just assume they are.

Hilary King (what the hell use was he? I mean, the taxi would blow up if you try to get into it because of all the SWAT people, and you went through that Sentinel vs Sabre Turbo mission to get that useless fatass!) Whats the motto of Cam's Cans? What's the Deganatron? Where can you find a billboard advertising the Deganatron?

I can see where Warner Bros are coming from, but they should at least see the movie first before sueing.

He kills Lance Vance (lol) and Sonny Ferreli. What was Ken's assignment during the mission The Job?