Vercetti Thug

Cool I like FMA. But the music I could live without in this vid..

That was an amazing speech, even though it points Obama as the lesser.

List 5. I do not intend to offend any celebrity parties, living or present, with any of these lists. Any reference to celebrities or celebrity groups is purely for comedic effect, and I will remove them if it offends any parties. Pre-Mission: Obtain the following items for the level 5 hitlist. You are allowed one bodyguard. Go to Vercetti Estate -Armor -Brass Knuckles -Molotov Cocktails -FlameThrower -Red Dot Sniper -Assault Rifle -Katana or Machete or Knife -Mac -Python or Colt Special Conditions: You must destroy 10 cars by the end of this mission. Also, you may not kill ANY innocent pedestrians unless specified to do so, and no more than 10 law enforcement personnel can die unless told to do so. Violating those terms will unable you to do the BONUS hit. Remember that the 12 hour time limit still applies. Level 5 Hitlist The Mission: Vercetti Estate. One of the Vercetti thugs comes up to Tommy. "A guy in a black suit came by around 3. Told em you weren't here. And he smiles and says, the Mafia is coming for him, pass him the message." "Shit...did he say anything else?" "Yeah...he's gonna piss on your grave." "Tell everyone to get ready then, i'll think of a plan." "Uhh...actually, see, we were talking, you know, amongst ourselves...and uhh...thing is...we're getting the f*** out of here man!" "Then get the hell out, but if you do, just remember i'm a 'registered' hitman." "Look, i'm screwed either way, so i'll take my chances." -Leaves- Phone Rings. "If this is Kent Paul, get off the fu%#ing phone, i'm busy." "Actually, i'm Mr. White. Nice to hear from you too." "I can't do a job for you, i'm about to be screwed by the Mafia." "Don't worry, we've taken care of it. The Forelli Family has agreed to withdraw their forces. The man that came by your mansion offers his sincerest apologies." "Well...I guess I can take a job then." "I had a feeling you wouldn't say thank you. It seems that you're in debt to us Mr. Teal." "How much?" "The Forelli Family requests your mansion as payment. We've given them a little pocket money to give you time to think." "Ain't giving up this mansion. I went to hell and back to take it, and not even the mob is gonna take it from me." "A foolish decision. While you may feel immortal from the Harwood Butcher incident, and not to mention destroying about 50 armed Mafia attackers single-handedly, you are not, by any means, invulnerable. You have many properties, and when you get out of Vice City, we'll provide you with a home equal to your services." "Give me the damn list. I'll think about it." "Good. One more thing, another partner of ours in the organization wants to meet you very much. Do this for us, and i'll set you up to meet our second-in-command." The List: Note: I just made all this stuff about them getting wealthy or getting jobs up. I felt like exploiting the cameo of the Village People in Vice City to a great level. Also, note that im not a fan and basically never heard them sing or didn't realize that they were singing. The Village People: Yeah. Really. You gotta kill all of em. We don't ask questions, we just do the work. Note that they aren't the guys in the Malibu Club. Those are drunk impersonaters. The Cowboy: Seems that Randy Johns can't get over the old days. He's still wearing that same old hat. Day Job: None. Walks around Vice City in a cowboy hat. Night Job: None. Same as Day Job. Way to Kill: At either day or night, look for a man in a cowboy hat. If you cannot find one (usually on the right side of Vice City where the richer live), kill any black, brown, or green clothed man you can find. The Indian: Felipe Rose has become wealthy. Our employer didn't like that. Day Job: None. Walks around Starfish Island. Night Job: None. Parties in the Club Malibu. Way to Kill: At day, find any african american man dressed in a fine suit (usually purple), and kill him. At night, hang around the Club Malibu for an hour before you spot Felipe. He is dressed in a purple suit. The Policeman: Victor Willis has since shed his policeman outfit for a Clerk uniform, and works at the Local Pharmacy in the left side of Vice City. Day Job: Clerk. Rob him for 30 minutes (Remember! Game time!) before killing him. Respray a car at the Pay N' Spray next door to evade the cops. Night Job: None. Just drives around Ocean Beach. Way to Kill: At day, find Willis and rob him for 30 minutes before killing him. Then respray your car. At night, find a white man with a suit driving a car on Ocean Beach. Pull him out of the vehicle, get inside, then use the HOPINGIRL cheat to make him come inside, drive to the beach and keep going, dive out of the car before you drive into the water. Snipe Victor down for good measure while he is in the vehicle in the water. The Military man: Alex Briley went and got into the military, we don't know how it happened either. Day Job: Soldier. Patrolls outside of Fort Baxter in a group of less than six. Night Jon: Soldier. Patrolls inside Fort Baxter in a group of more than three. Way to Kill: At day, wait till the right moment, and use your Katana or Machete or Knife to bring him down. You may shoot only 2 of his patrol buddies before you get to him, if you shoot more, you lose the BONUS hit. At night, drive into Fort Baxter and you may drive by shoot Briley. The Construction Worker: Traded his hard hat in for a Dock worker's hat. Find him in Vice Port. Description: Brown clothes, brown hat. Day Job: Dock Worker. Works near the boatyards. Night Job: None. Goes to the boatyard where Colonel Cortez's yacht was. Rents a Tropic and goes out to sea. Way to Kill: At day, find him in the docks and kill 20 dock workers. The 20th will be him. You may ONLY kill the brown clothed people. At night, take a boat and patroll Vice City, looking for a Tropic and a man inside it, find three of them, but do not kill the first two you find. The 3rd will be the Construction Worker. Kill him and sink his boat. If you cannot find a Tropic, look for any boat that is not a Dinghy, Speeder, or Predator, and find 5 boats. Kill the 5th boat. The Biker: Works at Howlin' Pete's Bike Emporium. Biker with an american flag bandanna on his head. Day Job: Employee at Howlin' Pete's. Night Job: None. Goes around Downtown aimlessly with his Angel. Way to Kill: At day, break open the windows of Howlin' Pete's and use the FlameThrower to destroy the PCG600. The Biker will come out to check the damage when he thinks it is safe in two hours, so kill the nearest Biker that is not the guard of the Greasy Chopper, and that has a red and blue bandanna on his head. At night, spend two hours driving along the Downtown area until you spot The Biker in either the backseat of an Angel, or driving it. He has the red and blue bandanna still, so don't kill a biker with a helmet. In both cases, if you cannot find the specified Biker NPC (with the bandanna), then wait an hour and kill one with a helmet after waiting for the two hours specified in the Day and Night job cases. BONUS HIT: Only available if you did the last level's BONUS HIT. Counts into your 12 hour time limit. You must be able to use the HOPINGIRL cheat for PC or the similiar cheat for console. Chavez Garcia: Santiago's brother, as it turns out, is deep in the Cartel's drug ring. Obviously, the United States wants to cripple the Cartel, and they have put an officer that is actually working for us in charge of this mission. Our man works in either the NSA or CIA. Our man inside won't tell us whether he is doing covert-ops in the CIA or National Security Agency, but we suppose that the reward that will be bestowed indirectly upon us will suffice. Chavez is in Vice City, and our man inside is letting us handle it. He'll get the credit, but we'll get the cash. Man. Description: Fine clothed man renting a house on Starfish Island. Day Job: Cartel Officer. Struts around Starfish Island. Night Job: Cartel Officer. On his way out of Vice City. Way to Kill: At day, go to Starfish Island and kill 20 men with suits in under two hours. If there are any P.I.G's after you, kill them, but do not kill any police officers. Once you kill 20 men, find another man with a suit, and use the HOPINGIRL cheat to make him come into your car. At night, go to Escobar International and find a man with a suit, if you cannot find one within two hours, pick any man and use the HOPINGIRL cheat to make him come into your vehicle. After getting him in a vehicle at either day or night, drive to the Junkyard and into to the room where Lance was tortured, take Chavez out of your car and shoot his chest non-fatally with a Colt or Mac, and as he tries to run, use a bladed weapon to stop him. He will tell you what you want to know, and he will therefore be useless to you. Burn him alive with either the Molotov Cocktails or Flame Thrower, and get out of the Junkyard and go back to Vercetti Estate. Mission Complete. IF YOU FAIL TO FIND ALL TARGETS WITHIN 12 HOURS GAME TIME, YOU WILL LOSE. IF YOU DIE, YOU LOSE. IF YOU LOSE, YOU MUST BEGIN THE LIST AGAIN. Ways to Lose: -Cheat -Get Busted -Get Wasted -Fail to get all targets within 12 hours game time. -Fail to get at least 2 targets in 6 hours game time.

I found this article. YES! Sarah Palin finally has a strike against her! OBAMA 08!! ...and Biden I guess. ANCHORAGE, Alaska - Sarah Palin unlawfully abused her power as governor by trying to have her former brother-in-law fired as a state trooper, the chief investigator of an Alaska legislative panel concluded Friday. The politically charged inquiry imperiled her reputation as a reformer on John McCain's Republican ticket. ADVERTISEMENT Investigator Stephen Branchflower, in a report by a bipartisan panel that investigated the matter, found Palin in violation of a state ethics law that prohibits public officials from using their office for personal gain. The inquiry looked into her dismissal of Public Safety Commissioner Walter Monegan, who said he lost his job because he resisted pressure to fire a state trooper involved in a bitter divorce with the governor's sister. Palin says Monegan was fired as part of a legitimate budget dispute. The report found that Palin let the family grudge influence her decision-making even if it was not the sole reason Monegan was dismissed. "I feel vindicated," Monegan said. "It sounds like they've validated my belief and opinions. And that tells me I'm not totally out in left field." Branchflower said Palin violated a statute of the Alaska Executive Branch Ethics Act. "I disagree," said Palin attorney Thomas Van Flein. "In order to violate the ethics law, there has to be some personal gain, usually financial. Mr. Branchflower has failed to identify any financial gain." The statute says "any effort to benefit a personal or financial interest through official action is a violation of that (public) trust." Palin and McCain's supporters had hoped the inquiry's finding would be delayed until after the presidential election to spare her any embarrassment and to put aside an enduring distraction as she campaigns as McCain's running mate in an uphill contest against Democrat Barack Obama. But the panel of lawmakers voted to release the report, although not without dissension. There was no immediate vote on whether to endorse its findings. "I think there are some problems in this report," said Republican state Sen. Gary Stevens, a member of the panel. "I would encourage people to be very cautious, to look at this with a jaundiced eye." The nearly 300-page report does not recommend sanctions or a criminal investigation. The investigation revealed that Palin's husband, Todd, has extraordinary access to the governor's office and her closest advisers. He used that access to try to get trooper Mike Wooten fired, the report found. Branchflower faulted Sarah Palin for taking no action to stop that. He also noted there is evidence the governor herself participated in the effort. Wooten had been in hot water before Palin became governor over allegations that he illegally shot a moose, drank beer in a patrol car and used a Taser on his stepson. In proceedings revealed by the report, former Alaska State Trooper Col. Julia Grimes told investigators that Sarah Palin called her in late 2005 to discuss why Wooten hadn't been fired, and Grimes told her the inquiry was confidential by law. "Her questions were how can a trooper who behaves this way still be working," Grimes said. "I asked her to please trust me, that because I can't tell her details I would ask her to please trust me that I would take the appropriate action if and when I knew what the findings were. ... I couldn't have another conversation with her about it because, again, it's protected by law." Grimes said Todd Palin also contacted her by telephone in late 2005 to discuss the confidential investigation of Wooten. Wooten's disciplinary case was settled in September 2006 — months before Palin was elected governor — and he was allowed to continue working as a trooper. After Palin's election, her new public safety commissioner, Monegan, said he was summoned to the governor's office to meet Todd Palin, who said Wooten's punishment had been merely a "slap on the wrist." Monegan said he understood the Palins wanted Wooten fired. "I had this kind of ominous feeling that I may not be long for this job if I didn't somehow respond accordingly," Monegan told the investigator. For months afterward, Todd Palin filed complaints about Wooten, saying he was seen riding a snowmobile after he had filed a worker's compensation claim and was seen dropping off his children at school in his patrol car. Monegan said Wooten's doctor had authorized the snowmobile trip and his supervisor had approved his use of the patrol car. Monegan said Alaska's attorney general later called him to inquire about Wooten, and Monegan told him they shouldn't be discussing the subject. "This was an issue that apparently wasn't going to go away, that there were certainly frustrations," Monegan said. "To say that (Sarah Palin) was focused on this I think would be accurate."

It depends if you have more missions. Like did you do all the assets? Plus, that other 47 % includes every single hidden package, challenge, chopper checkpoint, property, and EVERYTHING that is possible in the game down to robbing all the stores and doing all the tricks completed. Once you get 100%, you get some bonuses, and a sense of accomplishment.

46: Go Lick your boyfriend's hairy dick i guess this one only applies if your insulting a guy...

Im sorry, you guys have given me such great instructions but I cant underastand them! Can someone link me what to do first?

YOur 70% percent done with this uber big mod??

basketball court on the hill? What the heck? I was thinking more like the answer was you get all the hidden packages and go to Ocean Beach. Umm...The airport? What's the motto of PetStuffers?

I hate it when these kinds of questions come up. My mom knows french but i Dont. I could ask here to look at it if u want ( i could copy your homework on to wordpad and show it)

I dont know so ill guess No such thing, trick question. Is there a way to capture a Hunter before 100% and without going into the army base?

Yes, as ive mentioned I got that already, my problem is the sound isn't getting recorded, so I want a way to record sound without pushing my speaker into the microphone and recording the microphone (WHICH would work if the microphone could reach the speaker..)

SHORT article on MSN that I found. The most strange of which is the first about LeNoir. Here's the story behind this awesome headline: Last Friday, a 14-pound rat terrier named Jake went for his daily swim off a pier in a Florida marina. As the dog's owner, Greg LeNoir, watched in horror, a shark pulled his beloved pet underwater. LeNoir promptly dived into the water and punched the shark in the back of the neck. The shark, which LeNoir guesses was a 5-foot-long lemon or bull shark (both are common to the area), released the dog. Owner and pet both made it safely to shore, and Jake is recovering well. Web search reveals our endless fascination with sharks. Queries for shark attacks, great white sharks and shark pictures appear in search year-round, whether there is recent shark-related news or not. Although sharks are rarely out of the news. To wit, these recent shark tales: "It felt like I was riding behind a powerful Jet Ski," said a surfer taken for a ride by a shark. In Australia, a humpback whale became entangled in a shark net. Introduced in the 1960s, the nets are meant to protect swimmers from sharks. A sleepwalking teen was "bitten" by a stuffed shark. Frank Mundus, the real-life shark hunter widely considered the inspiration for the Captain Quint character in "Jaws," died earlier this month. A Hawaiian surfer claimed a finicky shark let him go because he wasn't tasty enough. He didn't pass the "test bite."

3 limos. You can drive over parking meters. True or False?

OK yes double post, but since noone replied and I still want some help on this, I didn't want to make a new thread. just delete this if noone is going to answer to get rid of my double post...

I will clap like a douchebag.

Doc, please put this on rapidshare when done. I can't get it anywehre else.

Hmm...and how many more posts do i have then you? Yeah.... Since this is a topic and not a slugfest... Don't you find it strange that when you shoot someone's head, it mysteriously disspaears never to return? Don't you find it strange that if you shoot someone in the malibu club, noone dancing notices.

Howlin' Pete's Bike Emporium What does Pasta Richards threaten to do to the naked man over the VCPR radio?

So, say I make a region on my desktop that I wanted to record, and will the end result be a video with sound that is submittable to youtube? Edit: I've selected my region and all, but will it work and how do i convert it to a youtube sendable file (which I dont even know what that is) Reedit: There is no audio, but the file is AVI. How do I record Audio seperately? Do I have to get a music file and attach it to the video? Also, the frame came out smaller than the original, (I recorded a fixed region on my desktop) so the Youtube users would e looking at a tiny screen. As you can see, I am hopeless.

I hate how people just join up to say this missions hard. the only thing you need to know is the difference between lean back and lean forward.

I dont know what 08er means, first time i've heard that. And, THIS IS A JOKE TOPIC. Douchebag[/size]

I voted Maybe cause some shit's gonna happen real soon, that's for sure.