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hey check out my newest sig at the grpahics and writers subforum

here is my latest aignature yet- do you think this one is better or my last one was better, and tell me what you think of it in general and what should i improve... EDIT: here is another version (olny the text was changed)-

known to him

^ WRONG, im the king of this world baby! <king vmy servant

banned for having one

can you send me some pictures of mafiamatrix?

banned for misleading me

some of those on youtube are shittier than those that arent on it

that reminded me here are alot of shitty games for nintndo

that was only

banned for not getting me trying to point out the fact that the girl in your sig is all black (i mean not her skin color) and noone can see her

haha! those typos were funny, especialy the "assfisting" one

here are the american sex laws- 1. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona. 2. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on. 3. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon, to talk dirty during intercourse. 4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia. 5. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC. 6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm. 7. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth. 8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida. 9. It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65. 10. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds. heres the stupidest english mistakes youve probobaly seen- http://www.oddee.com/item_89219.aspx yeah i found these two on other sites but theyre funny as hell so i had to show them

GOD DAMMIT!!!!! this games pisses me off like hell dammit!!! anyways good luck on your game and try to make it intresting and no too big cause that will make most people quit after 10 minuets

little Boby Jameson

banned for not letting anyone see the girls in your sig properly

that last one you made is really hot, use that one, believe me its the best one.

i like mostly comedies like with Jay and Silent Bob or Jim Kerry but theres also some action movies i like

today i had an airsoft battle with some of my friends and its really exiting and fun. you really feel almost like youre in a gunfight beacuse you have no respawns and you cant get hit like a 100 times in the head and nothing hapened (well you do but youll watch out more instead of going rambo all over the place) and its also a good way to spend some time with friends. also the equipment is fairly cheap (unless youre on a PRO team) but the only bad thing is- if youre an amature and doing battles outside in public places (not like malls or crowded parks but abandoned buildings and parks) cops might see you and that can sometimes get you arrested (99% chance it will) since firing the gun outside is illegal. anyways what im saying is that you should really try it.

i now remember somone who go owned along with his hot sis who was almost a kid, what was his name?......

happy birthday (cant believe theres someone actually younger than me here)

since i have a fucked up vision (and i mean it) i see things in the dark... you pretty much guess the rest