Once there was a cunt. His name was Runt. When he went to school, everyone laughed at him because he was too wet. Runt never wanted to go to school.
Runt had a dream for dodgeball. He loved to play dodgeball, but everyone picked him last, and every time he played, he failed. Every time he went home he pissed on dodgeball. He got a little bit dry, and then he got better. And then everyone picked him first.
Before, everyone made fun of him and he didn't believe in himself. He wasn't very good. And now everyone is masturbating over him. Now he believes in himself.