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Everything posted by laggynoob

  1. to the third guy wtf? and why would they delete the models anyway? and i do feel your pain..... the whole invisible prostitute killing you might be a lil scary at night when you in the desert..... out of no where you get wasted lmao
  2. nice find there i never noticed the penis (maybe because i wasnt looking for one but eh)
  3. its been a while so here goes..... protect diaz? get close to diaz? get the money back? make a drug deal? what city is vice city modelled after? (if any one passes its an auto ownage)
  4. lmfao! bought it in north africa? wtf? i dont mean to be a jerk but lmfao!!!!!
  5. its a spawn problem..... since it spawns on a hill it slides down. and remember a couple people thought the number in the middle of the phone from cjs houses was a mystery? its the phone serial number.... they were like the 50's phones, i wasnt around then so i dont know if they were on the phone itself but that is what it looks like to me
  6. laggiest noob fastest to get a friend least helpful best in show
  7. here........http://www.thegtaplace.com/downloads/file.php?id=2057 it isnt a problem just one of those moments like WTF?!?!!?
  8. hell no to the sami.... ive tried it it doesnt work with what ive got and its the reason i have to play gta on my shitty comp
  9. yeah but i wanted to see what you guys were into.... and yes i agree its weird but... eh its a legitemnt question
  10. i dont care im not gunna argue with you its wrecking a good topic.... who is the first person you kill in a mission
  11. lol yeah i hate that..... it seems that cops are the biggest offenders of this (wow how ironic)
  12. no its not me its a close friend who runs the site... but he told me i was free to post it as long as i give him credit
  13. actually i think they should make GTA 5 for all consoles..... i hate console limitations and i think that there should be 1 universal console
  14. VCPR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  15. that WOULD be sick nasty and maybe every other block you could have a busstop, then a shuttle bus from one city to another than each city got an individual bus.... i have awesometastic (in my eyes) ideas but the skills to do it are lacking
  16. i love it!!! and i like the whole my waffles bitch better than the nougat
  17. if you used SAMI to install the mod your prolly done for but if it was manual its a good thing you backed up your files I DID BACKUP...BUT SAMI NEED NET.FRAMEWORK...THEY ASK IT WHEN I INSTALL DUNNO Y there are known glitches with sami....... for me it stops at the A in san Andreas the exact halfway point..... and reinstalls usually dont fix the problem
  18. hey i just thought some one mitght wanna know that someone is out there investigating..... just because they say it doesnt mean it to be true..... as you ill believe it when i see it but this looks like pretty good evidence already
  19. The Blueberry mystery - blue lights and red truck-sign What's going on in Blueberry? You might have noticed the empty building in Blueberry in Red County, with the blue light that glows inside at night. But have you discovered that there are a series of objects in and around Blueberry that shines blue in the night? It's some blue lights, so what? First of all, blue is the colour of Epsilon. In the Epsilon fax, one the testimonials is from John Ackerman in Blueberry, who states "...to find real meaning in wearing light blue and proclaiming my real religion". Wearing light blue could be hint about "blue light". Then there's the sign placed on the same lot as the building, saying "Truck terminal, Red County". It's the only sighting of the words "red" and "truck" in San Andreas, and could therefore be a reference about the red truck. From within the empty building south in Blueberry, you can see both the red truck-sign, and the bridge with blue light underneith (the red truck in the picture is just brought there). Standing on top of the building, you can also see both some barns at the nearby farm, which also has a blue glowing light at night, and a hillside with this strange light. Not all the barns have this blue light, and from that we can determine that the designers has chosen these barns to have a blue light inside on purpose, which could mean this has some meaning to it. The bridge overlays a dry pass, which also fits the instructions on how to join Epsilon - "Travel through the dawn to the pass pictured in our brochures.". Could this be the pass? If so, it should be a red truck close to Blueberry, but I haven't been able to find one (except from those driving around). There's logic to this; • The RED TRUCK and the PASS mentioned under "Join now!" on epsilonprogram.com • The testimonial of a man from Blueberry, speaking about wearing LIGHT BLUE • The sign in Blueberry with the words RED and TRUCK • The empty building in Blueberry with the BLUE light • The PASS with a bridge with BLUE LIGHT underneath • The BLUE LIGHT at the barns and the hillside • All these objects situated in BLUEberry • Blueberry is in RED County This could explain part of the mystery around the text on the epsilonprogram.com-website: Join us in something special and become one of the children of Kraff. Travel through the dawn to the pass pictured in our brochures. Look for a red truck with a dent on the right fender. Raise your left hand and recite the words: "Take me to to my father-father, brother-uncle. Kifflom." We'll do the rest. Because we all know, there is Kifflom and there is Krant, and both be praised. Blindfold required. If Blueberry is the place where some secret is hidden, and the blue light bridge is over the pass to travel through, we're closing in on something here. But we still miss a couple of things here; • Neither the pass, nor anything else from Blueberry is pictured in the brochure (booklet that follows the game) • Nobody has ever found a red truck any different from the other cars Also CJ cannot raise his arm or speak on command, and there's no blindfold in the game, but it's logical that this might be part of a cut scene if we first find the right car In the map, you can see how close these objects are to each other, like they're lined up on purpose. There are a few other places around San Andreas that lights at night, but these are the only place with several lighted objects. There are only a few other places with blue lights, but not of this kind, they're more like the cult farm, closed buildings with blue windows at night. But the fact that the cult farm - the only defined Epsilon spot - has blue lighted windows at night, builds up under the theory that the blue lights has some meaning, and that they somehow are connected with the Epsilon cult. Beyond the barns, you can see a blue light in the steep hillside, like there was something lightening it up from inside. I've searched in the surroundings of Blueberry to find anything unusual, but the only unusual thing I have found, apart from the lights, is a gap in the hillside to the right of the lighted hillside. This gap in the hillside seems strange, as it is pretty square, with steep hillsides you can't get up even by foot. There is no reason for it be there, therefore it's close to think that is was placed there for a reason. So, what do you think? What would happen if you found the right red truck, and drove it around these locations? Have you got any more findings or theory's on this, please e-mail me! - myepsilon.org admin
  20. well its not that they're good but htey fit together rather nicely
  21. i payed for it so why shouldnt i? it was a rockstar download from some site.... it cost 7.00 and is it they crawled from uranus?
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