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Chinatown Wars!!!! Yeah, it could be could, but Jack Thompson will "Thomp" Rockstar's ass with lawsuits....

Yes, it would make things fresh and new, and if you employ GTA SA style stats, you'll have to learn to fight strong (It will have to be done quick to keep players interested), at the start your not exactly gonna finish someone in 5 punches and a stomp. In Vice City, with Lithjoes traniner, Shift+N makes you Candy Suxxx, but animations are off. And I aint a sexist pig, thank god, except my Stripper idea was not recived well by our lady Harwood. Also, we need to get rid of silly weapons like Miniguns and shit, and include more average weapons. Like Walther P99's and MP5K's and alll the cool shit and even Steyr AUG's!!

Yes!!!! I would love that to happen!! Get out a knife or something, or "Bitch slap" him in a minigame of sorts lol...

For a few seconds I thought you said "Geek fire" lol. But yeah, That is ok. But still, "Grand theft horse and carridge" may not be very poupular... Try out some roleplay servers on SAMP. PS: Runescape, I am Musle345 there

Ive dont have San Adrea's either, but ive heard that 1.0 is better. 2.0 simply wont work. PS: 1.0 has "Hot coffe", which you may learn more about by researching yourself....

1998: Toni 2001: Its a joke. Claude by million light years!

I think he meant the Mod. Is it VCM? Then I aint too sure on how to explain the easiest things, it is like giving the defeinition of "Definition".

I honesltky dunno WTF is happening...

See...that could be considered a sexist comment...depending on the way you look at it. A female protagonist would have their advantages with a number of things that Rockstar could integrate into the game that would give a much different idea and feel to the GTA series that I think would work pretty well. Yes, they'd mainly have these advantages because they're female, but I think adding in the ability for the potential female protagonist to become a stripper would be heading in the wrong direction for this particular idea. They would need to show how a female protagonist could use the “art of seduction” to get through certain parts of the storyline. They could obviously add a lot more into it than just that. There are a lot of possibilities with using a female protagonist and a dating system would be looked at totally differently. Most of the GTA community consists of males, which in turn would cause the majority of the players to look past the dating missions that might be in such a game to get information from the dates. Just like Niko had to go on a “date” with a homosexual…maybe this female protagonist would have to do something similar as well. I think something like this could work. Just imagine a protagonist like Catalina. Yes!!! I guess Stripping is sexist, but players on male charaters wouldnt want to make Tommmy Vercetti or CJ a stripper would they? Seduction seems ok, but should be rarely used. And before you said "Niko dated a homosexual", I thought that video on youtube was a fan made machinima! And yes, I am looking foward to the lesbian mission on a reduced graphics version..... C'mon? Whats wrong with next gen? EVERYTHING!!!!! It wont work on my ps2 or PC!

Do you know any server IP's? This one wont work...

Women arent just here to cook and clean, they are here to give you a blowjob after work!!! JOKING. Damn that guy with the signature "Womens rights: 22,00,00 Sex: 640,000,00". And I hope there aint any sexist comments either... Exactly. Who is Judy Nails? I dont watch wrestling sorry... Sounds like a fake stage name lol Hmm.... If you enter the cheat to play as candi suxxx, in GTAVC, the animations are off and all that lol... Yeah!!! Lesbian female fans!!! Bad Idea? Allot of men like to play as girls, half of us on here have one ultimate dream: To reincarnate as a lesbian woman, because we all know sex changes dont give us sex organs, they just make us creeps. They would be. Imagine going in stripclubs: You could work there! Also there be allot more snipering, or maybye climbing buildings and shit?

Hello. I have entered my "Nickname" and "Server IP" in the appropiate boxes, but I am stuck on "Port". It wont work without port. What do I enter in Port? I really wanna go nuts in multiplayer, can ya help me? Thanks..

So far.. Either Gaurdian Angels (Deal watch sanchez chase one), Autocide, Recruitment Drive (so god damn stupid mercedes, when I took a walk on the bridge instead of driving because I blew up my car, when I walked in the road to jack a car, she walked out to and got run over silly cunt), the airport assasin one I forget the name, Trojan Voodo, VIP, Cammadagoen (Hmm, no sign of mercedes), Riot!, Death Row, No Escape?, and maybye The Shootist.

your point being? i am sorry nicko was in the serbian ARMY he fought in a WAR with REAL guns not a fucking 9mm or a fucking machine pistol, he knows how to handle himself under these situations, plus he can take cover, no one else can a massive advantage when par-taking in a gun fight no? Colt Phython? Thats .357 caliber sir. And machine pistols? Uzi's can pack someone ass up pretty quick in close quarters. And he got M733's off Lance Vance Dance man (Ive been saving these for a rainy day), Ruger AC556 he got off the Conoel Cortez (How come its screenshot on IMFDB have it with wooden trim?), M60 Machine Gun he got of Lance Vance Dance Chance man, Tank's he stole for Cortez, Soviet RPG7 he found in someone's swimming pool, and a .22 caliber minigun he brought of Phil!!! May I add some pics? So who would win? Who has Vice City's Bikie Gang and Cubans backed up behind him? Who has his own gang? TOMMY VERCETTI AKA HARWOOD BUTCHER

!?!?!? What are you, 12? Spend a little time driving the Sentinel & get used to it, it's completely doable. If you're playing PC version you can tweak HANDLING.CFG to give you the same acceleration & speed as Hillary's car. Option 2 is do a script edit & give Tommy a similar car to Hillary's. How do I edit CFG files? And How do I edit the script? I dont have img tools or col editors, Ive tired getting in the race with 3 stars, hoping a roadblock or spikestrip will get him. I did complete it once in a snenitl, left him ages behind, but just as I saw the finish line "Hilary is dead"! WHY THE FUCK COULDNT THAT BE HILLARY CLINTON!!!!! I admit the race is rather unfair, as so the concept "if your faster than me i might drive for you"

I havent been here for long, or been in the GTA scene for long either, so I cant undertsand what all the fuss is about. But I can asssume alot of the downloads in the database where his, and it s huge inconvenience to go to another website just to get them...

PS: Oops, wrong topic lol!! I went on NRA-KKK to see which gun I should have cos I dont have one (I aint underage, I just mixed the age up lol). Lol which sidearm is right for me? I said "Hilary clinton is a big fat lesbian" and lo and behold:

Poor bloke, he has only 19 days...

And your account name. Say "Jezz" in a scottish acent. "Jizz". Jizz is a pommy slang word for cum lol... I aint a gay basher, but I may be slightly put off by male homosexuals..... Excuse me while I look up lesbo porn on various naughty sites XD BTW, I am straight. Straighter than a ruler. Excpet for those bendy ones.

Looks awesome. When I have time, I wanna download it You should put a storyline, or make something in 2009....

I have heard from youtube that there is a James Bond mod for San Adreas, which gives skins for all the different actors of Bond, replaces cars (gadgets and all) and shit. I aint bothered enough to download SA, as I hate the gangsta rappa lifestyle. Are there any mods like this for vice city? And if not, could someone make me a few skins of George Lazenby and a modifed weapon file with: Walther P99 replace M1911 AK74 replace Kruger M72 LAW replace RPG7 Hmm, could be awesomeness in the making!!!!

So long for num 6 and 9, I dont have a numpad!!! So is ubsituted all "turret" controls in IJKL (WASD's little brother). Still fuck hard.

Its OK, very nice inside, Rosenburg is mental. It hasnt got much rooms, and it couldve had a large garage, and a boat collection out back. I like that back entrance, and the maze is fun with cops.

My order 1. Tommy 2. Claude 3. Toni 4. Vic 5. CJ (Gangsta? Honestly a ghetto shitass?) 6. Niko Bellic

They wont do it, Rockstar wont waste their time. I heard of Vice City 2004, I dunno WTF that is...