Wow. 1/5 people figured out I was kidding...thanks Nate, you've won the grand prize.
All the rest of you, we have some lovely parting prizes for you on your way out....
@Connor: Got what he deserved, eh? Good job.
My friend's little cousin is like a psycho. Like, one of these four brothers nickname is bean (Real name brandon) and if I call him bean she'll come running in from across the house screaming "HIS NAMES NOT BEAN!!! ITS BRANDON!!!"
I seriously rofld...